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"It says here that it's good manners to remove swimming caps whilst eating."
03/05/23 8:02:12
Dave originally thought dating a captioner would be fun.
03/05/23 8:30:48
“I think I’ll have the fish. What are you getting?”“A taxi."
03/05/23 8:11:34
"What you left your phone at home some date this is going to be"
03/05/23 8:02:24
"Why have you just sent me a picture of your food?"
03/05/23 8:02:03
Dave was a traditionalist. He preferred old-fashioned bad manners.
03/05/23 8:12:00
Thinks: "Is it too late to swipe left?"
03/05/23 8:11:19
Come Dial With Me
03/05/23 8:00:14
''Look on the bright side, Claude. If you were English, you wouldn't get your pension until you were 66.''
03/05/23 8:45:19
Hey Google 💬 What is Gravlax?
03/05/23 8:08:05
Antisocial media
03/05/23 10:39:56
''Should I read you some more about the Coronation?''
03/05/23 8:11:23, edited: 03/05/23 8:26:36
*it’s rude to read at the dinner table* send
03/05/23 8:05:28, edited: 03/05/23 8:07:32
"Tablet for two?"
03/05/23 8:01:45, edited: 03/05/23 8:28:04
Appstract Art
03/05/23 8:00:39
"Alexa, come up with an excuse why I need to leave..."
03/05/23 12:32:02
💬 Hello Police, I think I might be on a date with the notorious Waiter Killer of Toulouse, and he's not at all happy with the bill.
03/05/23 9:23:13
"Are you both ready to order?""Sorry, it's a new phone and I can't find the menu."
03/05/23 8:27:51
“Shall we share a conversation Starter…?”
03/05/23 8:00:24
Communication breakdown
03/05/23 10:05:46
“You can swipe left, but I’m not going til I finish my wine.”
03/05/23 8:18:03
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