super vote: ( left this week)
Major Tom
06/06/22 7:00:10
"Are you OK to hold madam, I've got one or two others waiting for the meter reading department"
01/04/22 7:22:35
The wife spends most of her day laying in the bath
03/03/22 12:11:33
Rex just loves a serious dog fight.
03/12/21 20:00:08
The Cattle of Hastings.
10/10/21 8:46:35
"I really don't know where he got it from but it's everytime he's about to take off he's got to point out the emergency exits"
19/09/20 8:18:07
Brothels open up again, but you'll need more than a condom.
25/07/20 12:33:54
Consequently Sharon hasn't lost any knickers off the line in weeks
17/06/20 11:28:22
Drowning Street
27/05/20 11:06:12
I was a little surprised when she asked, but I'm really hoping she likes the photo of my cock.
04/02/20 8:00:45
She's attempting to kick the habit.
10/10/19 19:00:10
"Why the short face??"
19/07/19 7:00:34
Old. Fashioned.
04/05/19 7:14:34
"Darren, when I asked you to put the TV on...."
22/01/19 20:00:08
I just find at this time of year my colander gets really busy
19/12/18 20:01:32
No batteries required
12/10/18 7:00:11
It 's ever since i started them on Winalot.
22/08/18 7:13:01
Peeking Duck
05/08/18 7:00:11
Jesus, I really did upset her this time
13/06/18 7:06:42
Igloo
06/05/18 11:00:07
Guys, 4 passengers is the max I'm allowed..what do you think this is..a bloody Tardis??
25/04/18 19:02:29
Fowling the pavement
05/11/17 21:17:57
Apparently his mother is still in a wheelchair
15/01/25 12:10:47
I found him online
25/09/24 7:00:48
Knight Train
07/06/24 11:00:19
I ended up dreading parents day at school.
06/07/23 11:19:45
"So, I walked into this packed pub, shouted 'TOPLESS BIRD LYING IN THE PARK!' and got served in no time!"
03/05/23 11:33:14, edited: 03/05/23 17:47:22
Starring a bunch of old has Beans.
16/03/23 20:00:47, edited: 17/03/23 9:39:50
Sarah had it fitted so Dave can be aware of its existence.
09/03/23 12:00:22
Darling, I think the car has a punkture.
10/02/23 12:00:24
Rex is clearly shocked by the size of Micky’s erection.
07/11/22 12:00:12
Debbie and Ray are so pleased the warmer weather has arrived, they can finally afford to eat today.
09/05/22 11:01:30
'Working from home hasn't affected me at all' Said Michael Jones, Director of Lloyds Bank.
25/11/20 8:36:44
Mike detects earth tremors pretty much everywhere he goes.
03/11/20 12:00:33
"I tried that new barbers down the road yesterday"- "Yeah, me too Dave"
30/10/20 12:04:33
In a moment of magnificent inspiration Kevin and Julie saved themselves thirty quid for a babysitter and went out.
27/10/20 8:00:41
Tom and Dave think it's bloody hilarious nobody can go out clubbing anymore!
26/10/20 12:00:08
They had a boy. Greyam.
22/09/20 11:01:56
Dave was devastated when his mum and dad suggested it was time he moved out.
02/07/20 7:07:42
Yet another blond moment strikes, Linda had an appointment to see the Doc.
26/06/20 11:24:50
Sainsburys are forced to close as a Tate and Lyle delivery goes horribly wrong.
17/01/20 9:13:05
Now in Cinemas - Frozen, number 2.
23/12/19 8:05:40
🎵..the Red-Nosed Reindeer....🎵
20/12/19 12:40:27
This wasn't what Malcolm expected when he joined the Army and was told he'd be posted abroad.
19/12/19 21:27:51
It would seem we've signed a new player...
20/11/19 8:00:25
After years of searching it was clear that I had discovered why bears sh*t in the woods.
25/10/19 7:01:46
Faulty Towers
09/08/19 20:33:36
"Quick Dave! Pull your trigger!!!"
26/05/19 7:34:33
"Yes love, it does"
02/04/19 11:02:41
Jesus Christ love, we're only going down the pub for a quick half!
21/01/19 20:06:32
And how was your Bernard Matthews turkey?
27/12/18 10:11:02
Good old Dave, he spent so long attempting to chip his ball out of the bunker he moved in.
20/11/18 13:50:19
It took me a while to get through that beer but the wife's Christmas present is sorted.
28/10/18 20:02:47
Come on guys, you can clearly see he was down first when the music stopped
03/10/18 19:00:24
At least we were spared the photo of him in the dump truck
30/09/18 11:00:42
James Exceled at swimming.
29/09/18 19:09:59
Dinner Date
15/09/18 7:26:44
I personally didn't like their kitchen but it takes allsorts...
21/11/17 8:16:32
Yep, in the mirror this morning, but it was some night!!
26/08/24 19:05:13, edited: 26/08/24 19:29:29
PizzaHurt
22/08/24 11:10:11
Very nice love, but I was actually hoping for a scarf.
26/05/23 11:05:07, edited: 26/05/23 11:31:50
♪ What's new Pussy Cap ♪
11/02/23 8:00:46, edited: 11/02/23 13:27:40
Note to self, when robbing a bank always ask the get away driver what type of car he’ll be turning up in.
02/02/23 12:12:10
Dave, there's worst to come, apparently it's over the wrong river....
22/10/22 15:15:07, edited: 22/10/22 15:18:33
Following 2 years of working from home Raj adapted well to being back in the office.
19/05/22 19:50:34
Onlooker recognises her donation to the charity shop.
12/03/22 8:29:44
'Park in my space again and I shall personally make sure you go to hell'
01/11/21 20:03:45
"He's not even mine, he just walked in one day and occupied the lounge, then the hall, the kitchen and now upstairs. It's like he wants to take the place over"
22/10/21 19:01:19
Dave suffers from parking sons.
15/10/21 7:45:15
Crowds start gathering to watch people drinking and eating scotch eggs in tier 2.
30/11/20 20:31:15
There have been calls for this statue to be removed. Apparently he was a sh*thead.
07/07/20 7:17:52
Dave's intense fear of flying was being pleasantly distracted by walking round an abandoned asylum killing zombies with an axe.
09/06/20 11:20:41
I'm not surprised he's knackered, he came in at twenty to one this morning.
01/02/20 15:58:13
One foot in the rave"¦..
30/01/20 12:00:56
Reservoir Dogs
29/01/20 8:07:29
She had a silly cone implant.
27/01/20 12:00:06
I suppose a fork is out of the question?
18/12/19 8:00:17
"I'm afraid Sarah won't be in today, she's caught some sort of bug"
03/12/19 8:00:12
It was just enough of a distraction for Chris to help himself to the bench.
27/11/19 20:01:59
I wouldn't say she's spoiled but that's her dolls house in the background.
13/11/19 8:11:09
No Entry.
21/10/19 7:04:41
Apparently Landfill went the extra mile and scored in the last minute.
04/10/19 11:00:09
The young newlyweds are clearly delighted to eventually be back home following their Thomas Cook break.
25/09/19 7:02:25
"So how often are these horrendous nose bleeds?"- "About once a month"
29/07/19 19:09:36
I wish I'd been arrested while walking down the aisle.....
21/05/19 9:36:13
Pete's waiting for his swimming coach
27/04/19 11:24:20
"This is unusual Mrs Jones, it's usually your husband I pick up with some bird"
25/04/19 19:08:37
"Sorry love, I just can't make up my mind. Can you try the flying ducks again?"
13/04/19 18:02:22
What a fab idea, sham poo on tap.
01/03/19 8:21:53
Meanwhile, at the County Fair, the 'guess my dress size' attraction was proving popular.
21/02/19 12:11:06
Following increased security, Police foil suspected terrorist gang.
02/02/19 20:33:04
"And that's why, at this point of every month, I start shouting at the two of you"
26/01/19 10:20:19
Foot, Sea, 100
13/01/19 12:54:37
Gardeners World Raining Champion.
05/12/18 20:00:44
Cat on a hot bin roof
21/11/18 8:00:07
It's a brick wall son, a bit like talking to your father.
20/10/18 7:06:54
"You'll never guess who I bumped into today while having a fag break"- "Who?""Everyone"
14/09/18 12:07:20
"Errr, guys, sorry you'er not quite in the centre..it's just a jump to the left"...
23/05/18 7:00:28
This morning a TV crew forced their way into a flat. It's break in news.
26/04/18 7:22:28
Darling...don't you think it's time to cut the lawn..
23/03/18 12:09:29
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Very professional photo chute.
comment on caption: I still love my old box camera [Chris Keegan]
I dread to think
comment on caption: "Don't worry lads, things will be much better in here once we get the proper periscope fixed" [Chris Keegan]
See 20:22:37
comment on caption: 'For God's Sake, I didn't say where's the cod pilot!' [Chris Keegan]
Her Crowning Glory.
comment on caption: Aviary nice hair do. [Chris Keegan]
Are they working for a creamatorium?(Get off the site - Anon)
comment on caption: 'Ladies, I'm becoming concerned you are not taking your work seriously for a funeral services company' [Chris Keegan]
I think they're undershakers.(Go to bed, it's 1:30 in the morning - Anon)
A "Coop" fourré?
comment on caption: I suspect fowl play. [Chris Keegan]
Has Anon struck again making and then deleting a comment? Or is this just hijinks? 🤔(Surely the only way for Anon to truly disappear is if there's no Anon function...but is this wishful thinking?)
"You're being held up...SIT and DELIVER"Thought of this but too late (!) G fj
Nod to 12:03 maybe?
comment on caption: "Dad! Mummy's pissed in the shower again" [Chris Keegan]
Very professional photo chute.
11:04am
comment on caption:
I still love my old box camera [Chris Keegan]
I dread to think
1:39pm
comment on caption:
"Don't worry lads, things will be much better in here once we get the proper periscope fixed" [Chris Keegan]
See 20:22:37
9:47am
comment on caption:
'For God's Sake, I didn't say where's the cod pilot!' [Chris Keegan]
Her Crowning Glory.
8:27am
comment on caption:
Aviary nice hair do. [Chris Keegan]
Are they working for a creamatorium?
(Get off the site - Anon)
12:16pm
comment on caption:
'Ladies, I'm becoming concerned you are not taking your work seriously for a funeral services company' [Chris Keegan]
I think they're undershakers.
(Go to bed, it's 1:30 in the morning - Anon)
12:27pm
comment on caption:
'Ladies, I'm becoming concerned you are not taking your work seriously for a funeral services company' [Chris Keegan]
A "Coop" fourré?
3:53pm
comment on caption:
I suspect fowl play. [Chris Keegan]
Has Anon struck again making and then deleting a comment? Or is this just hijinks? 🤔
(Surely the only way for Anon to truly disappear is if there's no Anon function...but is this wishful thinking?)
9:07am
comment on caption:
'Ladies, I'm becoming concerned you are not taking your work seriously for a funeral services company' [Chris Keegan]
"You're being held up...SIT and DELIVER"
Thought of this but too late (!) G fj
2:40pm
comment on caption:
I suspect fowl play. [Chris Keegan]
Nod to 12:03 maybe?
10:27pm
comment on caption:
"Dad! Mummy's pissed in the shower again" [Chris Keegan]