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“…and that was the very imaginative, albeit put together at the last minute, story of Sammy Squirrel and his trolley of plastic plant pots. The BBC would like to thank those of you who did decide to tune in and would again like to apologise for the schedule changes and lack of sports coverage today.”

11/03/23 20:00:16

lol

"Love, you won't believe what I saw today, only a squirrel with a stall selling plastic flowers"
- "HAVE YOU BEEN ON THAT FU@KING CAPTION SITE AGAIN!"

11/03/23 20:57:44

"I believe in capitalism, I'm no Red Squirrel."

11/03/23 20:04:51

Working for peanuts

11/03/23 20:01:05

"So tell me again. You bought some weed off a squirrel in the park? It was good weed then..."

11/03/23 20:16:53, edited: 12/03/23 9:45:23

You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts.

11/03/23 20:09:41

"Did you see David Attenborough has a new documentary series?"
- "Yes, I saw the trailer"

11/03/23 20:01:13

Thomas the train was furious. "It's not enough that you ate my M&M's; now you're shagging my wife as well?" he asked.

12/03/23 7:38:12

...and here we have Sid the Spelling Squirrel who helps children learn their letters. Today's letter is 'n', which Sid is helpfully spelling out with his tail

11/03/23 22:01:21, edited: 11/03/23 22:02:01

Dave Squirrel got to week five of Rodent Apprentice when he was stabbed in the back by a rat named Sophie

11/03/23 20:08:19

Tufty was just returning from the cache and carry.

11/03/23 20:01:52

Just another squirrel off its trolley

11/03/23 20:00:16