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	He must be going to Bury 03/08/18 9:35:45	1 9
Beat me to it --Dan Nicholls
	'Kids should be seen and not herded' 09/11/17 8:20:15	9

	The final of 'Don't Step on the Cracks' was hotting up 27/09/17 8:50:47	9

	Andy's talking out of his backside again 16/07/17 20:13:33	9

	🎵Tow, tow, tow your boat gently down the street... 31/03/17 8:18:52	9

	"Don't trust her! She's always going back on her word." 11/02/17 12:28:27	9

	Caught short 23/01/17 8:24:36	9

	The black one is a higher car 01/11/16 8:13:54	9

	The speed Mr Timpson was cycling at really set the tongues wagging 24/10/16 20:20:38	9

	Old habits die hard for Michael Flatley 18/10/16 14:41:35	2 9
He liked a beachdance, but preferred Riverdance --Mr Dome
	To wear a hat like that takes some bottle 24/03/24 8:06:10, edited: 24/03/24 8:10:55	8

	"Sorry, my son, I am listening. I've just had an all night confessional with Tina." 23/03/24 8:44:16	8

	A dump 09/02/24 8:38:03	8

	"Yes, Ellie, it does look big." 01/02/24 8:31:29	8

	"This rolling around in cowpats is awesome, Fido, and best of all we don't get bathed after." 05/11/23 8:43:58, edited: 05/11/23 8:45:52	8

	More blooming cats! 23/10/23 8:13:43	8

	Whoever hired this venue must have spent a pretty penny 19/10/23 8:09:58	8

	"Sometimes we like to get spruced up" 03/10/23 20:17:19, edited: 03/10/23 20:18:11	8

	"It'll be fun... of course you can manage without the internet for two weeks. GET IN!" 24/09/23 8:50:51, edited: 24/09/23 8:51:09	8

	Kit bag 03/09/23 8:08:43	8

	Back seat driver 13/08/23 8:34:06	8

	You won't be bowled over with it 08/07/23 21:59:06	8

	"This is Snowy enjoying a 10th life. Here at Forever Pets useful items are made by our taxidermists. Order yours today." 05/07/23 12:48:10	8

	lol "That's your problem, mate. Right hand side, stilts've snapped." 31/05/23 8:26:02	8

	Sometimes we all need a holiday to let off steam. 05/05/23 20:00:41	8

	Snow White REALLY needed to catch up on her beauty sleep 07/04/23 8:25:19, edited: 07/04/23 8:26:23	8

	Sound bite 30/03/23 20:08:48	8

	"Darling, be an angel and clear the path, would you?" 07/03/23 20:00:38	8

	I tried to nibble her ear. It was one of my rasher decisions. 27/02/23 8:08:50	8

	"Drink up!" 18/02/23 8:25:52	8

	These are not just eggs, these are S & M eggs 26/11/22 12:25:00	8

	"There was a positive to being amputated at the knees," said Dave. 04/11/22 8:01:22	8

	"Do you want me to cancel the appointment for your ingrown toenail?" 02/11/22 12:25:09	1 8

	He's even shorter than I thought he'd be. 07/10/22 8:34:51	8

	Yap for the NHS 30/08/22 8:07:41	8

	"It's useless. It has a hole in the bottom." 02/08/22 14:35:31	8

	Soled as seen 15/07/22 20:16:22	8

	"When did you last change your pads, luv." 13/07/22 8:22:22	8

	🎵 We're on the road to no wear 11/07/22 20:26:06	8

	"Sharon, smell this. I've just used the litter tray and it NEEDS cleaning." 09/07/22 12:22:42	8

	"Excuse me, the cat flap seems to be locked." 06/06/22 8:09:42	8

	The photo shoot took a dramatic turn when the photographer shouted 'Bottoms up!'. 26/04/22 20:35:36	8

	"...and for complete reassurance, all our aircraft mechanics are Blue Peter certified badge holders." 22/03/22 14:51:24	8

	People think he's a French bulldog but actually he's Finish. 20/03/22 13:33:35	8

	🎵 It's a dislocated hip to be square 🎵 19/02/22 8:14:22	8

	"Where's your crèche helmet?" 05/01/22 20:12:26	8

	Stuck up cow! 10/12/21 8:02:34	8

	clever Careful where you walk, you don't want to be in turd. 07/12/21 15:31:03	1 8
I've always thought it a shame that a certain series of comedy films never had one about sewage workers persevering: Carry On Undeterred. --Glad You Remember
	"...and what time do you call this to come home, stinking of sherry?" 06/12/21 8:19:55	8

	'Huh? I canardly breathe' 04/12/21 20:09:31	8

	That was a loud knock. I nearly jumped out of my skin. 27/11/21 16:35:28	8

	"Just give me the keys, lady, and this won't get violent." 24/11/21 12:04:32	8

	Mystery shopper 09/11/21 20:17:32	8

	She seemed a little disappointed with the Mr Nosey Coat Hook. 28/09/21 9:34:48	8

	...and this little piggy styed at home 13/09/21 12:22:03	8

	"That's for watching Call The Midwife without me." 26/05/21 12:03:24	8

	lol The driver was denying culpability but there were thousands of eye witnesses. 24/05/21 12:19:51	8

	The driver got the sack 24/05/21 12:10:57	2 8
He was given a proper roasting. --Karyn Harrison
	"Oh, come on, it was a foul. I can give you a list of reasons as long as my arm..." 15/05/21 8:56:02	8

	Reggie won first prize for his impression of Boris Johnson 08/11/20 9:02:27	8

	clever Eric Clapped-Out and Gary No-Moore 18/09/20 8:19:22	3 8
Scott Gore 'em and Demon Johnson? (Black Star Riders) --Willie Johnson
	Tom stalks his prey cunningly disguised as a snail 09/09/20 15:17:47	8

	"Oh, so that's what they do in privet?" 21/07/20 21:13:40	8

	🎵 The man with the child in his eyes 🎵 03/07/20 20:00:37	8

	Lockdown - Day 264: Wearing a hat to hide the state of my hair (Nod to 20:00:13) 25/05/20 20:00:42	1 8
Sorry Vivvy, and Troompa. Was waiting for the Lockdown - Day 26* saga to conclude before I voted, then missed the deadline. --James Lennox
	Idiot! He's not wearing safety glasses. 18/05/20 8:04:13	8

	Moments later he was involved in a nasty incident with a motorpike 13/05/20 8:15:45	8

	"Ha! Let's see Rover pee up this one..." 27/04/20 12:20:54	8

	Dennis just loved baking with Ganacher 20/04/20 8:17:07	8

	It can be excruciating watching The Extreme Dental Flossing Championship 09/04/20 8:28:43	8

	"Psst...Scratch my nose for us, would ya?" 08/04/20 14:27:01	8

	Cured 24/02/20 15:50:38	8

	clever Frosty was later arrested for flashing 11/01/20 12:09:18	8

	"Look at 'em, poor sods...tied to their computers, writing captions all day." 04/01/20 13:47:17	8

	It's not that big - it's only a five pounder! 15/12/19 16:33:10	8

	A room with a flue 13/11/19 14:33:28	8

	Bed and breakfast? 20/10/19 14:49:20	8

	"Could I photograph your fascinating chin please? They love things like that on caption.me." 03/10/19 11:11:04	8

	"He told me not to disturb him. Apparently, he needs 'space'." 21/08/19 13:02:29	8

	So, don't have sex at home 03/07/19 8:02:25	8

	Waterway to pose! 29/06/19 8:13:39	8

	"Son, I think you should beheading off to school." 09/05/19 15:57:19	8

	"Can we arrest a wall, Sarge?" "Well, it is causing an obstruction." 24/01/19 8:11:33	6 8
You're welcome. I just think this works better. --Karyn Harrison
	"You're late! The dog's in your dinner." 18/01/19 13:33:52	8

	He needs to alter the flutter speed 10/12/18 8:17:50	8

	"Ballet my arse," moaned Jim Royle. "Be more bloody manly... like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing. Try the lift - I'll be Baby." 03/11/18 21:34:18	8

	"...so, Mr Chairman, we believe we may have some sort of mole within the company." 03/11/18 13:48:26	8

	Bruce Wayne wasn't too sure about his new tailor 30/10/18 8:31:09	8

	'Pah... Amateur,' thought Fido. 'He hasn't cocked his leg.' 27/10/18 21:00:01	8

	He was about to find out he'd married a right nag 26/09/18 20:02:24	8

	"What a delightful estate and such a charming gardener." 25/09/18 8:35:56	8

	Simbaotic relationship 15/09/18 8:42:11	8

	What do you call a group of hats...? A fedoration. 19/06/18 20:50:30	8

	Must be an extraction fan 21/05/18 16:50:38	8

	Some people just have to milk every photo opportunity 15/05/18 14:04:16	8

	lol It was pot luck night at the tanning salon 06/04/18 15:36:23	8

	Ah, here's lunch. Careful with the camera... we'll put it on eBay later. 02/02/18 13:36:08	8

	She looks full of it 31/01/18 20:19:51	8

	I'm not sitting here any more, I'm bordeaux this 12/12/17 21:00:39	8

	Well dear, I think that's the last of the Trick or Treaters 06/11/17 8:20:39	8

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It took me a minute or two to figure this one out. LOL... I was making it more complex than need be.

[anon]

02/10/23
8:11am

comment on caption:
Agreed - Along with is, written, in and stone. [Vivvy En]

Congratulations Vivvy, terrific caption - loved it.

Stephen Bean

02/10/23
10:17am

comment on caption:
"...and that is why you should regularly clean and thoroughly dry your belly button." [Vivvy En]

I thought it was a polecat dancer.

[anon]

09/10/23
9:02am

comment on caption:
For a change lap cat goes out dancing [Vivvy En]

crossing dresser?

C CaMel

20/10/23
2:09pm

comment on caption:
He identifies as a zebra [Vivvy En]

A Victim of... Coleslaw'ter.

[anon]

15/01/24
10:53am

comment on caption:
"Oh, calm down! You're getting yourself into a stew." [Vivvy En]

"Oh Dear... Is that Worse than "Tape' Worms?"

[anon]

04/02/24
10:59pm

comment on caption:
For decoration only. If consumed, may cause thread worms. [Vivvy En]

They are GRRR-E-A-A-A-A-T!

[anon]

11/02/24
5:04pm

comment on caption:
They're the cat's pyjamas [Vivvy En]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the highway...

[anon]

13/03/24
8:32pm

comment on caption:
Council requires photographic evidence to stem flood of pothole damage claims [Vivvy En]

"Probably, I always seem to get pregnant in March."

James Lennox

15/03/24
8:34am

comment on caption:
"Might you be pregnant, Tina?" [Vivvy En]

"If you wanna pull my udder,
you've got to make sure we're not burnt ends,
Standing in a field forever,
The boredom never ends"

Oh hold on, they're bulls...were all the Spice Girls secretly male? 🤔