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Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

Dave couldn't understand why he only ever caught flat fish.

13/05/20 8:24:39

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He goes fishing for the halibut. --Willie Johnson
Vivvy En Vote score: 5592Vivvy En

Moments later he was involved in a nasty incident with a motorpike

13/05/20 8:15:45

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 949Mark Wilson

Dave had a fear of water but never let it stop him living life to the full

13/05/20 9:19:54

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 678Generic RedHead

Personally i don't see the lure.

13/05/20 14:43:29

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Only failure. --Woofer 6
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

"I'm aware of that, I just don't like my Wife."

13/05/20 9:20:53

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31384Tony Edwards

He hasn't had a bike all day.

13/05/20 8:53:10

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It comes in cycles. --Woofer 6
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

"I think my brother's really lost the plot now."

"Why! Cos he's fishing on the road?"

"No. He's parked his car in the river."

13/05/20 8:34:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

"I'm hoping to catch a lift."

13/05/20 8:01:43

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1349Karen Oakenfull

Mike doesn’t let a silly thing like a drought stop him.

13/05/20 11:22:11

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Where there's a free willy there's a way. --Woofer 6
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4382Karyn Harrison

Roadkrill

13/05/20 8:13:43

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4447Lucky Elperro

While life on a psychiatric ward was not the best, at least Dave was allowed out at weekends.

13/05/20 17:01:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

Sorry, school buses aren't running.

13/05/20 9:19:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

"If only I could catch something turbot charged."

13/05/20 8:40:56

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You'd need a Fastnet --Woofer 6
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

Rod to nowhere..

13/05/20 8:18:31

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Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

Sole-searching

13/05/20 8:15:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

"I'm on a rod trip."

13/05/20 8:05:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

Fishing had always been right up Bob's street.

13/05/20 8:04:36

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21913Ian Skelding

"I knew all those potholes would be useful for something."

13/05/20 9:34:44

 
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

Well they did forecast heavy rain..

13/05/20 9:10:45

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6563Hercules Rockefeller

Highway to Halibut

13/05/20 8:28:09

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5306James Lennox

Don't laugh, last week I caught a Stingray.

13/05/20 8:06:18

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A red one I hope.....Great Cars. --Woofer 6
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14548Dan Nicholls

Hitch piker

13/05/20 8:03:37

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4447Lucky Elperro

Prat to catch a mackerel.

13/05/20 17:32:38

 
Mark England Vote score: 16482Mark England

Fjord Angler

13/05/20 10:46:48

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 87Woofer 6

That fucking Moses has been here again.

13/05/20 10:33:54

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5592Vivvy En

"So Dave, what's the Catch of the Way?"

13/05/20 9:07:53

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

Kerb trawling

13/05/20 8:45:20

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

The Highway Cod

13/05/20 8:35:17

 
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

Catch a fish... reelly?

13/05/20 8:29:34

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Yeah go on tell us another line. --Woofer 6
James Lennox Vote score: 5306James Lennox

Hunting cattle, Caption.me style.

13/05/20 8:18:32

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5552Paul Reeve

Dave was hoping to catch a bus, a double decker would be a new pb.

13/05/20 8:14:25

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There's sure to be one along in a minnow. --Karyn Harrison
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

Hook, lane and drinker

13/05/20 8:07:26

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5017Chris Halliwell

CARp fishing for beginners.

13/05/20 8:05:20

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But when he actually caught a Barracuda, it didn't turn out so well. --Willie Johnson
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

Dave, when they recommended not using public transport and it's best to tackle your own way into work, I'm not sure...

13/05/20 8:03:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

Gnome man's land.

13/05/20 8:00:54

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

Clearly waiting for the pike race.

15/05/20 9:46:49

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

Probably using a milk float.

13/05/20 22:51:12

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 98Fozzgog B.

Having turned up to the hot rod show Pete couldn't understand why everyone kept just driving past him.

13/05/20 21:56:18

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 98Fozzgog B.

Hot rod

13/05/20 21:54:27

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10547Neil Mackenzie

Motorists would disturb his float when they gave him a wave.

13/05/20 19:04:18

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4447Lucky Elperro

Dave had been advised that the Red Herring in particular were worth waiting for.

13/05/20 17:32:08

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1355Willie Johnson

Absinthe and LSD is a terrible combination.

13/05/20 17:15:06

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Dev B Vote score: 599Dev B

Sorry Dave, but this river has passed

13/05/20 15:33:46

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 306alexandra ball

Fishing Road

13/05/20 15:28:05

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3192Crunchy Chords

"I can't get any plaice on this road."

13/05/20 15:13:41

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3192Crunchy Chords

"...And if I'm really lucky I'll catch an Ariel."

13/05/20 15:11:24

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6491Glyn Evans

It'd make a good lightning rod, but then that weather doesn't look promising.

13/05/20 12:21:40

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

Fishing addict, but he's been dry for 3 years now.

13/05/20 12:08:48

 
Nathan Davies Vote score: 97Nathan Davies

Mike felt like a fish out of water

13/05/20 11:13:44

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20315John Glover

Saul couldn't map read and had no sense of direction, by now he should have been with the rest of his mates fishing off Rhode Island.

13/05/20 10:54:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9378Mr Dome

Dave loved taking his miniature gorilla out and about

13/05/20 10:35:22

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 87Woofer 6

I'm stopping coming here...the fish are not biting AGAIN!

13/05/20 10:33:54

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3717Stu Dent

He must be the one casting the shadow.

13/05/20 9:49:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21913Ian Skelding

"No ova taking here mate."

13/05/20 9:46:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31384Tony Edwards

Speed trap

13/05/20 9:45:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21913Ian Skelding

Clown fishing

13/05/20 9:43:15

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21913Ian Skelding

"There's more roeworks further up the road."

13/05/20 9:37:13

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5552Paul Reeve

Looks like Dave’s caught corona

13/05/20 9:25:50

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

Fish 'n' (stone) Chips

13/05/20 9:17:36

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 87Woofer 6

Bob was late attending his 'Fishing For The Blind' Club Outing, but had an idea where it was to be held so made his own way there.

13/05/20 9:01:37

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

Find a spot from any Pelican Crossing

13/05/20 8:58:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

''Any luck, Mr Hartley?''

''I haven't caught a single fly but on the plus side I've been bitten to death by mosquitoes.''

13/05/20 8:58:12

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No so jammy now are we Mr Hartley? --Woofer 6
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

Two hours into his commute Dave realised he had applied for the wrong license.

13/05/20 8:43:03

 
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

He'd have better look on the turnpike..

13/05/20 8:31:44

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5552Paul Reeve

Dave was going to have to fish through the night if he was to have any chance of catching a stickle bat.

13/05/20 8:29:19

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

Taking time to mullet over

13/05/20 8:22:12

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5592Vivvy En

His fishing prowess is middle of the road

13/05/20 8:20:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

''You wait all day for a bite and then three Macfisheries vans go past at once.

13/05/20 8:14:54

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6563Hercules Rockefeller

"Sir, we don't wanna have to tell you not to master bait in public again."

13/05/20 8:14:09

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4382Karyn Harrison

"You won't catch any rays there mate."

13/05/20 8:08:18

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Only Stingrays --Woofer 6
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