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"Ballet my arse," moaned Jim Royle. "Be more bloody manly... like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing. Try the lift - Ill be Baby."
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Vivvy En Vote score: 3113Vivvy En

"Ballet my arse," moaned Jim Royle. "Be more bloody manly... like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing. Try the lift - I'll be Baby."

03/11/18 21:34:18

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8631Neil Mackenzie

Once you become a male ballet dancer it is very difficult to pack it in.

03/11/18 21:28:54

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 580Tina Flowers

'Okay, let's just take a break, I see you've bought your own lunchbox'.

03/11/18 20:37:02

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2938Chris Keegan

Come on Kevin, head, shoulders, knees and toes knees and toes..

03/11/18 22:21:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6317Vanessa the Guesser

"You need more ballroom?"

03/11/18 20:42:57

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19428Ian Skelding

Battle of the Bulge

03/11/18 20:09:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27137Tony Edwards

Homo erectus

03/11/18 22:08:43

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10975Dan Nicholls

Leo, 'tard.

03/11/18 21:50:34

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6524Pussy Galore

"There's a wasp's nest in the Gent's!"

03/11/18 20:34:07

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5039Greg Curtis

"How did he get the part? He blue me."

04/11/18 2:33:27

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19428Ian Skelding

"It may look prominent but at least mine's covered up."

03/11/18 20:35:35

 
It Sp3aks It Sp3aks

You meant the Nut Cracker Suite literally!

03/11/18 20:24:22

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6524Pussy Galore

"O.K. Dad. You did nothing but make fun of me when I did ballet lessons. What makes you think I'm going to take your advice now?"

03/11/18 20:10:07

 
Molly R Vote score: 207Molly R

"No, you have to be much gayer - like this!"

03/11/18 20:00:13

 
jackie patrick jackie patrick

Is that Clarkson showing the ballet dancer how to do it?

04/11/18 16:51:36

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 350Funny Bean

"Dance like a blue arsed fly."

04/11/18 12:53:21

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 27Scrappy Doo

Sorry, but men with glasses never make passes at guys with fat asses.

04/11/18 1:50:29

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 916Karyn Harrison

Spandex Ballet

03/11/18 22:20:55

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6524Pussy Galore

"Come back! Come back! You forgot your socks!"

03/11/18 21:10:20

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 108Sam Cass

"I asked for eunuch NOT unique!"

03/11/18 20:46:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2938Chris Keegan

"Be honest, how big does my c*ck in this?"

03/11/18 20:35:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27137Tony Edwards

Ballet ram Bert

03/11/18 20:17:02

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

"Actually, before we start Jason, could you just nip out and get me a coffee ?"

03/11/18 20:14:06

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 218Stu Dent

I'm a little teapot but you a short and stout.

03/11/18 20:06:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2938Chris Keegan

OK, so I know where the emergency exits are, now p*ss off!

03/11/18 20:04:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6317Vanessa the Guesser

"You have to think outside the box"

03/11/18 20:03:52

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 218Stu Dent

Manager discusses second half tactics with striker. "Nod to 23/10/18"

03/11/18 20:02:42

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4456Chris Halliwell

Right that's the Y and the A, where are the M and C?

03/11/18 20:02:06

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

Jeremy Clarkson has seen enough.

03/11/18 20:01:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27137Tony Edwards

The Sugar Plump Fairy

03/11/18 20:01:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32552Welsh Rarebit

POOF!...and then the fairy's Godfather appeared.

03/11/18 20:00:27

 
Molly R Vote score: 207Molly R

"*Where* have you put your matching blue hat?"

03/11/18 20:00:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2938Chris Keegan

"I'm sorry dad, I don't do Village People "

03/11/18 20:00:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6317Vanessa the Guesser

Willy Elliot

03/11/18 20:00:07

 
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