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C CaMel Vote score: 4792C CaMel

Struggling dentist regrets selling chair.

03/10/19 12:02:43

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4543Vivvy En

"Could I photograph your fascinating chin please? They love things like that on caption.me."

03/10/19 11:11:04

 
stone face Vote score: 5318stone face

"No, you're good to go. No cocaine round the nostrils.
Now get out there and entertain those toddlers."

03/10/19 8:08:51

 
stone face Vote score: 5318stone face

This week on 'America's Pushiest Dads'--

"It's all about the method acting. You eat, drink and sleep the part. You become the part. Let me smell your breath...That's good ..Really fishy.
Now waddle on that stage and be the best God damn penguin, this school has ever seen...And remember Mary Poppins loves you."

03/10/19 8:15:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4352The Wolf

"Tracy, I really enjoyed last night, it's the best sex I've ever had. Do you fancy going out again tonight? HANG ON...IS THAT AN ADAM'S APPLE?..."

03/10/19 8:02:13

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7343Mr Dome

- Look into my eyes look into my eyes not around the eyes not around the eyes into my eyes and what do you see?
- A huge malteser

03/10/19 8:30:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

"Yeah, that's my pube that's stuck in your teeth"

03/10/19 8:26:43

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

"Yep, lord knows how you did it, but you've definitely swallowed the rest of your hat."

03/10/19 8:17:29

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 317Charles Gilbert

Never look the gift whores in the mouth.

03/10/19 14:43:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7343Mr Dome

In photography not everything is black and white

03/10/19 8:48:20

 
larry G. Vote score: 1364larry G.

“Big breaths? Yes, and I’m only sixteen.”

04/10/19 23:16:45

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 771Sam Cass

"Mom, why did you even audition?! You're going to make the shooting of "Got MILF" awkward!"

03/10/19 19:53:59

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1158Scrijjy Doo

Pedophotia

03/10/19 16:06:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19423John Glover

"No darling, you are not playing the part of a piece of household electical equipment, you are auditioning for a gobbling teas maid."

03/10/19 12:56:43

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22224Michael Winner

Somehow, 'Britain's Best Yodeler' never caught on.

03/10/19 12:40:10

 
Mark Daly Vote score: 27Mark Daly

Klaus was not happy that the supermodel had accidentally glued a mop to her head.

03/10/19 10:08:54

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3784Lucky Elperro

We just clicked.

03/10/19 10:02:34

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5608Glyn Evans

Allocution lessons for ventriloquists
"Gotil of ger"
"No - gottle of gear"
"Gottle of gear"
"That's the way to do it"

03/10/19 8:54:58

 
stone face Vote score: 5318stone face

"No, don't be afraid, am not a robot. Even though I sound like a robot. It's just my electrolarynx...look."

03/10/19 8:51:37

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11085 Smuldo

"Yeah, Your Bald..."

03/10/19 8:24:33

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6624Chris Keegan

A pressing engagement.

03/10/19 8:24:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4352The Wolf

"...and then you take a razor and do this...then you won't have a beard"

03/10/19 8:23:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

White people shouldn't rap, or dance.

03/10/19 8:11:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9103Vanessa the Guesser

"When you said 'no tongues' I didn't realise you meant literally."

03/10/19 8:08:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9432Neil Mackenzie

I’ll have to come up with a maid up caption.

03/10/19 8:08:24

 
stone face Vote score: 5318stone face

"Yes that's it! Just close your eyes and keep your mouth open ."

03/10/19 8:06:13

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2565Stu Dent

Tha boogie man

03/10/19 8:05:59

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6624Chris Keegan

"Ok, so this is the deal, you burst into Harry's room, jump into bed with him shouting 'I'm 'Sue' from The Mail on Sunday!' then I get the shot"

03/10/19 8:01:51

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

"Ummm ... looks like spinach."

03/10/19 8:00:21

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2202Crunchy Chords

She spent the better part of an hour trying to explain to Paul Vause why he shouldn't post 47 footie pics.

03/10/19 8:00:10

 
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