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The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

He obviously has a screw loose.

18/05/20 8:00:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9645Mr Dome

This bit will hurt

18/05/20 10:17:08

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This will not hurt a bit. Can't say the same for your head. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10060Stephen Bean

Another boring photo!

18/05/20 8:00:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31812Tony Edwards

Not the easiest way to remove earwax.

18/05/20 8:53:38

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5927Vivvy En

Idiot! He's not wearing safety glasses.

18/05/20 8:04:13

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Some people go to extremes to get a song out of their head

19/05/20 4:36:14

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I know, especially RPM x --Rachel P
C CaMel Vote score: 5742C CaMel

"You've got a bit in your hair."

18/05/20 8:07:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10060Stephen Bean

The thoughts of a second lockdown with his wife was too much for Dave.

18/05/20 8:05:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9664Dave Bryan

''Put it against the side of your head before you switch it on.''

''It's OK, I know the drill.''

18/05/20 8:03:37

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5077Chris Halliwell

Is this for real or is it just a drill?

18/05/20 8:03:20

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It's a real drill. --Willie Johnson
Woofer 6 Vote score: 224Woofer 6

Bollocks why won't it fire?

18/05/20 8:40:34

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1764Rachel P

BOSCH!

18/05/20 8:03:59

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10060Stephen Bean

The Temple of Doom

18/05/20 8:02:35

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6721Hercules Rockefeller

"Dammit, Diego, I told you to take a Benadryl for your headache."

18/05/20 8:01:22

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1466Karen Oakenfull

Insane Bolt

19/05/20 2:36:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9664Dave Bryan

D I Why?

18/05/20 8:00:28

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 224Woofer 6

Is that guy really going to drill is head?.....No he's posing again for Caption Me...the other day he got himself stuck down a bloody hole in the road!

18/05/20 10:59:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10060Stephen Bean

A bad lockdown haircut affects us all in different ways.

18/05/20 10:16:39

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5742C CaMel

Boring!

18/05/20 9:24:35

 
stone face Vote score: 7636stone face

♪'Oh Makita you will never know' ♪

18/05/20 8:27:29

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3985Stu Dent

Extreme ear piercing

18/05/20 8:15:43

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8880Chris Keegan

More DIY? Sam needs it like a hole in the head.

18/05/20 8:09:26

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 9664Dave Bryan

Dave always enjoyed a bit on the side.

18/05/20 8:08:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10060Stephen Bean

It crossed Dave's mind, there might be an easier way to get into the Masons.

18/05/20 8:01:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10060Stephen Bean

Power fool

18/05/20 8:00:05

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1472Willie Johnson

Dave does not suffer fools gladly.

18/05/20 17:01:45

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5957Tosser Wivlov

Putting the die into DIY.

18/05/20 13:12:25

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10679Neil Mackenzie

This is not as dangerous as it looks. The drill is made in China.

18/05/20 13:00:58

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Prob die from an electric shock then. --Woofer 6
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6575Glyn Evans

Trephining for Beginners

18/05/20 12:24:05

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-- or for Dummies maybe --Fozzgog B.
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4631Karyn Harrison

'I'm going to kill that bloody flea if it's the last thing I do.'

18/05/20 11:21:48

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14935Dan Nicholls

"Oh dear, I thought he was getting help."
"He misheard me. He thought I said 'I think you need to torque it out.'"

18/05/20 9:53:32

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5742C CaMel

Skull of Rock

18/05/20 8:14:47

 
stone face Vote score: 7636stone face

What a tool!

18/05/20 8:09:52

 
stone face Vote score: 7636stone face

Am glad to see he's torque control of his mental problems..

18/05/20 8:02:33

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5541James Lennox

He needs that like a hole in the head.

18/05/20 8:01:56

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

A and E departments say they aren't seeing enough people with serious head injuries.

18/05/20 17:50:20

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1249Mark Wilson

It was the 5th electricity power cut this week that finally pushed Dave into trying to end it all

18/05/20 16:58:37

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2259Scrijjy Doo

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

18/05/20 16:50:08

 
Dave E Vote score: 50Dave E

That awkward moment when a tall bloke with a huge moustache steals your new, white suit.

18/05/20 15:45:36

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 409alexandra ball

This lockdown is so boring

18/05/20 15:03:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20559John Glover

Bish Bosche sore Ted.

(nod to the other Bosches)

18/05/20 12:03:02

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 682Generic RedHead

"I swear to God if i see another TikTok video"

18/05/20 11:13:27

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5686Paul Reeve

Every village has one.

18/05/20 10:04:58

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14935Dan Nicholls

Ow Lyn! Monk.

18/05/20 9:50:30

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 224Woofer 6

Ups its on DeFalt setting.

18/05/20 9:41:53

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18789Troompa Loompa

Committing B & Q-icide

18/05/20 9:18:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22197Ian Skelding

Drill Sergeant

18/05/20 9:17:14

 
stone face Vote score: 7636stone face

He should have someone with him...After all it takes two to kango.

18/05/20 9:12:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31812Tony Edwards

Don't try this at home!

18/05/20 9:06:50

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 224Woofer 6

Full Mental Jacketless

18/05/20 8:24:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12012Vanessa the Guesser

I can't stand these DeWalt Disney movies.

18/05/20 8:18:11

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5742C CaMel

No drools are left in this Dan overnight.

18/05/20 8:17:06

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5927Vivvy En

"Are you alright, Chuck?"

18/05/20 8:10:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10060Stephen Bean

Hugo Bosch

18/05/20 8:08:28

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 9664Dave Bryan

Bernie The Bolt

18/05/20 8:06:18

 
stone face Vote score: 7636stone face

And he thought it was a Bosch idea.

18/05/20 8:06:17

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1764Rachel P

Motörhead

18/05/20 8:05:58

 
stone face Vote score: 7636stone face

What an absolute idiot! Everyone knows a hammer drill is much too powerful for that job.

18/05/20 8:05:25

 
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