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Vivvy En Vote score: 4197Vivvy En

Waterway to pose!

29/06/19 8:13:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29417Tony Edwards

Putting the fun into funerals.

29/06/19 9:52:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5732Chris Keegan

See through knickers

29/06/19 12:30:57

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21865Michael Winner

Finally, an answer to the question, 'where do idiotically-overdressed international jewel thieves go on holiday?'

29/06/19 10:04:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4293Dave Bryan

''Give him a Cornetto darling. He might stop singing.''

29/06/19 8:03:38

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16328Troompa Loompa

"Yes, I'm masking you to marry me."

29/06/19 11:20:15

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That's not very Rome-antic. :^) --Crunchy Chords
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8299Vanessa the Guesser

Experts claim canal sex is on the increase.

29/06/19 10:40:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29417Tony Edwards

They met on mask.com

29/06/19 9:25:32

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6710Mr Dome

Venice is a good time to dance, mein liebling?

29/06/19 9:12:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3051Stephen Bean

He'll take her anywhere for a handjob.

29/06/19 9:04:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5732Chris Keegan

♪You see disguise, disguise in love with you....♪

29/06/19 9:01:36

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9194Neil Mackenzie

Do you not think it’s a bit early for us to be seen together?
No the funeral was hours ago.

29/06/19 8:15:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6710Mr Dome

Ladies and gentlemen, please be upstanding for Mr and Mrs Gulliver

29/06/19 8:08:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3051Stephen Bean

"Darling, I said we should go to a carnival, not a bloody canal!"

29/06/19 10:20:30

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 155Willie Johnson

Continental incontinence. Incomprehensible inundation.

29/06/19 10:12:41

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 155Willie Johnson

Holy cannoli Bantam-man!

29/06/19 9:38:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20675Ian Skelding

"Ruby Wax and Kenneth Branagh, you're disguises aren't good enough.

29/06/19 9:09:35

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I was thinking more Paul O'Grady. Not sure about the one on the right though. --Mr Dome
stone face Vote score: 4277stone face

Crimewatch regrets hiring two Oscar winning luvvies, to film a Gondola robbery reconstruction in Venice.
They insisted on providing their own costumes.

29/06/19 9:03:23

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7760Leroy Brown

Bonnet and Clyde

29/06/19 9:03:19

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2091Stu Dent

The Cornetto thrillogy

29/06/19 8:43:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8299Vanessa the Guesser

"You want a Pisa me?"

29/06/19 8:26:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4293Dave Bryan

''Would you like me to take one of you and Tonto?''

29/06/19 8:26:08

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5458Glyn Evans

In the end, the McDonalds hamburglar found happiness.

29/06/19 8:21:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3051Stephen Bean

The Man in the Ironed Mask

29/06/19 8:18:09

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4235C CaMel

"The good news is I parked the Mondeo outside the hotel darling."

29/06/19 8:14:31

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2059James Lennox

Venetian Glassholes

29/06/19 8:10:47

 
stone face Vote score: 4277stone face

"I hope if they go back the hotel they have safe sex. The last time I went to Venice I caught gondelier."

29/06/19 8:09:16

 
larry G. Vote score: 1259larry G.

"Hey, don't be so pushy, I can't swim!"

30/06/19 1:00:05

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2438Trace Sarge

Typical Cockney hiding his boat race

29/06/19 19:44:59

 
larry G. Vote score: 1259larry G.

Phantom of Venice.

29/06/19 16:14:36

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 900Karen Oakenfull

“Not too close darling, your breath smells.”

29/06/19 13:47:56

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 52Poxy Jock

The mirror reflection movement act needed a great many more rehearsals before they presented it to audiences

29/06/19 12:40:50

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19038John Glover

"I just loved the way you ripped my bodice off and made two impromtu masks, I hope you are going to by me a new one Veronica."

29/06/19 12:25:18

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 155Willie Johnson

"You're such a push-off."
"You mean pushover."
"No, I mean I'm going to push you off."

29/06/19 10:08:31

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5628Hercules Rockefeller

New Orleans was still recovering from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.

29/06/19 9:49:10

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 155Willie Johnson

They liked playing dress up, but she couldn't mask her dismay. Or the stains on the building. Or the dirty water.

29/06/19 9:48:03

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 155Willie Johnson

Oh noooo!!! The toilet overflowed again?!!!

29/06/19 9:33:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3051Stephen Bean

He can't quite get the upper hand in this relationship.

29/06/19 9:03:20

 
Dot Old Vote score: 522Dot Old

Top hats and sail

29/06/19 9:01:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6710Mr Dome

Aaaaaaaa-gaaaa doo! doo! doo!

29/06/19 8:50:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29417Tony Edwards

Death in Venice

29/06/19 8:47:44

 
Dot Old Vote score: 522Dot Old

"I said I wanted to go on an escapade not a bloody masquerade you idiot."

29/06/19 8:36:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3051Stephen Bean

"I love wearing your lingerie darling but don't bother washing it next time."

29/06/19 8:24:42

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5458Glyn Evans

Please show some respect. This was taken a second before the day walking levitating vampires went for the photographer.

29/06/19 8:16:59

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5458Glyn Evans

"They seek us here, they seek us there - hold on, no wonder they can't find us, this isn't revolutionary France!"

29/06/19 8:13:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4293Dave Bryan

''The Pope might be groovy but St Mark's square.''

29/06/19 8:12:18

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6710Mr Dome

The PhantomLaceKnickersMaskRipper strikes again

29/06/19 8:05:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35972Welsh Rarebit

"What's your favourite meat?"
"Venice-on of course."

29/06/19 8:02:35

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6710Mr Dome

Stupid punts

29/06/19 8:01:55

 
Molly R Vote score: 899Molly R

Ten seconds, and I'll push him in - I'll do anything to stop that gondolier singing!

29/06/19 8:01:25

 
Molly R Vote score: 899Molly R

If only they filled the canals with hot water, we wouldn't have to wear our winter clothing.

29/06/19 8:01:01

 
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