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Chris Beach announces venue for the Dave Awards Ceremony
19/10/23 7:08:45
I went up the wall when I read this.
19/10/23 7:04:32
''We want to keep the rabble out. Only the big knobs will be allowed in.''
19/10/23 7:10:02
Whoever hired this venue must have spent a pretty penny
19/10/23 7:09:58
I'm sure it'll be open again in a few shakes
19/10/23 7:18:15
Only the most effluent may attend.
19/10/23 8:43:35
Members only
19/10/23 7:02:47
Well, Sarah, you said I couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery...
19/10/23 7:55:07
"Stop crying babe. I know you wanted the golf club for our wedding reception but it was fully booked."
19/10/23 7:16:38
“Are you going?”
19/10/23 7:33:26
The craption.me Christmas party 2023
19/10/23 7:05:42
It was going to be a crap party anyway
19/10/23 7:03:53
“Mind your queues and pees.”
19/10/23 7:37:09
“Cakes will now be served in the urinals.”
19/10/23 7:32:30
Party pooper.
19/10/23 7:00:56
The Loo-sers Only Club
19/10/23 14:01:01
“So who’s the host?”- “Slash”
19/10/23 10:50:16
When old Dave retired as the Toilet Cleaner the company employed a woman to clean the toilets. This led to toilet closures while cleaning operations took place. The company noticed the bill for cleaning products went through the roof, while Dave in twenty years had the same mop making do with 17 new heads and 14 new handles.
19/10/23 7:25:53, edited: 19/10/23 7:28:03
The royal wee?
19/10/23 7:22:28
"Trousers up, Jones, and send in Private Smith."
19/10/23 7:22:03
A distraught Larry Craig would have to make other arrangements.
19/10/23 7:07:32
Bummer.
19/10/23 7:07:29, edited: 19/10/23 7:09:13
"Well today I am identifying as a 'private event', so let me in or I'll report you to The Guardian."
19/10/23 7:06:29
Cock-tail party
19/10/23 7:03:43
But I’m a VIPee for this event
19/10/23 7:02:31
"Damn, not another George Michael memorial."
19/10/23 7:02:10, edited: 19/10/23 7:03:59
Pee party
19/10/23 7:02:05
They're no longer public conveniences.
19/10/23 7:01:15
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