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Darling, where did you buy the new draught excluder?
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 17998Dave Bryan

''Darling, where did you buy the new draught excluder?''

27/11/21 12:02:25

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Amazon, obviously. --James Lennox
Vivvy En Vote score: 8570Vivvy En

That was a loud knock. I nearly jumped out of my skin.

27/11/21 16:35:28

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1361Glad You Remember

"I've been working on my impressions during lockdown. Ready? Hissss. That was a cat. No? Hiss hiss! Oh come on, that was a dog."

27/11/21 15:13:59

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8898Hercules Rockefeller

"You think this is something, wait till you see my shed."

27/11/21 12:05:03

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20230John Llamas

“Hi Pat, come in .. I’m Anna Conda
Sorry about the profile pic”

27/11/21 12:01:10

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"Anna we're Lawrence Welk's daughters: Anna One, Anna Two." --Willie Johnson
Mark England Vote score: 19185Mark England

"Mum! The baby has thrown his rattle out the cot again"

27/11/21 14:38:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17998Dave Bryan

''Frankly, you don't look old enough to have children.''

''Jesus Christ! Another fucking snake charmer.''

27/11/21 12:39:07

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 26679Ian Skelding

"Sid needs feeding Mum, where's the Rat?"
"Your Father's still at work Darling but he said he'll bring some Mice home with him."

27/11/21 12:16:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16543Vanessa the Guesser

"Sorry Mum, got legless last night.."

27/11/21 12:05:03

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1361Glad You Remember

"Are you here for the Cobra meeting?"

27/11/21 18:38:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12772Mr Dome

'Are you having problems in the bedroom...?'

27/11/21 16:03:35

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1361Glad You Remember

Kaa showroom

(Nod to 12:00:11)

27/11/21 15:03:27

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22072John Glover

"If you are looking for Potter, try the understairs cupboard."

27/11/21 14:54:45

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1361Glad You Remember

"No, we're not on planes anymore, they keep cancelling the flights, OK?"

27/11/21 13:19:53

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25472Michael Winner

"Mia, the bad news is that there's a snake in your room. The good news is that you now get the whole room to yourself, since you're not a twin anymore."

27/11/21 13:17:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 20300Stephen Bean

"Welcome to my boadoir."

27/11/21 12:33:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 26679Ian Skelding

"Come on in Adam, Eve's got something nice and juicy for you."

27/11/21 12:13:32

 
Molly R Vote score: 3188Molly R

Absolutely final adventure with Dad.

27/11/21 12:12:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 20300Stephen Bean

"Parsel for you."

27/11/21 12:12:01

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20230John Llamas

“Vendy, look at the state of your room, vot a mess … thank heavens I’m a viper.”

27/11/21 12:08:34

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1516alexandra ball

Malcolm, I told you to stop buying things from that market stall, this isn't a belt!

27/11/21 12:06:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17998Dave Bryan

SNAKES ALIVE AT THE APOLLO

''Let's have a big hand for Peter Python.''

*Applause*

''I'm having problems with my car. I need a new vindscreen viper.''

''Sounds like a corn snake to me.''

27/11/21 12:06:37

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8960Glyn Evans

When the door handle sign says do not disturb, DO NOT DISTURB!

27/11/21 12:06:05

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20230John Llamas

“Perhaps just a couple of eggs for breakfast, thanks love ..”

27/11/21 12:04:05

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9019Al Overy

"Yessss?"

27/11/21 12:00:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16543Vanessa the Guesser

Serpenthouse suite

27/11/21 12:00:11

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7147Greg Curtis

"Good news is 'the baby stopped crying'..."

Tue 11:14:51

 
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