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"Oh f@ck ,could my day get any worse?" "Brace yourself Barry the bull is taking a run up."
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Tony S Vote score: 5120Tony S

"Oh f@ck ,could my day get any worse?"
"Brace yourself Barry the bull is taking a run up."

10/12/21 8:10:20

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Maybe that will get her the rest of the way over. --Willie Johnson
Al Overy Vote score: 12592Al Overy

What a silly Miss Steak.

10/12/21 8:00:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21436Dave Bryan

''How now, brown cow?''

10/12/21 8:04:36

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9800Vivvy En

Stuck up cow!

10/12/21 8:02:34

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28580Ian Skelding

Herdle

10/12/21 8:24:18

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11535James Lennox

"Oh crap, if only I hadn't eaten those extra 10,372 blades of grass."

10/12/21 8:14:58

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

I just don't understand modern pornography.

10/12/21 8:03:21

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11535James Lennox

This exact thing happened to me once, except I was a young man, not a brown cow, and the gate was a girl named Penny, not a gate, and the black cow was Penny's father, not a black cow, but apart from that it was exactly the same thing.

10/12/21 8:04:31

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5339Scrijjy Doo

Everyone hates skim milk AND no one wants to see how it's made.

10/12/21 15:25:48

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7826Greg Curtis

"Hopelessly trapped, she waited...for 'the inevitable': ...captions."

10/12/21 11:30:06

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8806C CaMel

“We sold half our herd of 37 to the farmer in the next field.”

10/12/21 8:08:28

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1244stoneface1

'Oh dairy me'

10/12/21 8:03:23

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8806C CaMel

Daisy worried that Mad Cow Disease had entered the herd, Betsy was still on the fence.

10/12/21 8:51:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

It took 3 hours, 56 minutes and 14 seconds for Daisy to get over the fence with a focused effort and determination to achieve freedom. Unfortunately, she had just climbed into the carpark of the abattoir.

10/12/21 8:11:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

This is why Cow Tetris never caught on.

10/12/21 8:04:27

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Love this.  --The Wolf
stoneface1 Vote score: 1244stoneface1

Stock piled.

10/12/21 8:03:53

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Come on, you can do it, jump, JUMP."

"Dave, even if he gets over the fence he'll never catch the horses. That's why he's 200/1."

10/12/21 8:00:34

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7826Greg Curtis

"And this is why I count SHEEP."

10/12/21 11:35:21

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1867alexandra ball

Silly moo.

10/12/21 9:32:57

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28580Ian Skelding

"If Steve McQueen couldn't do it what made you think you could?"

10/12/21 8:18:08

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12592Al Overy

Ermintrude considered a tummy tuck but was still on the fence.

10/12/21 8:00:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17904Vanessa the Guesser

Cow & Gate

10/12/21 8:00:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21436Dave Bryan

Cow & Gate

10/12/21 8:00:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23895Stephen Bean

"I'm sorry Daisy but if you can't jump over that you'll never manage the moon", laughed the little dog, "although it still looks fun."

10/12/21 8:00:08

 
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