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"Oh f@ck ,could my day get any worse?""Brace yourself Barry the bull is taking a run up."
10/12/21 8:10:20
What a silly Miss Steak.
10/12/21 8:00:09
''How now, brown cow?''
10/12/21 8:04:36
Stuck up cow!
10/12/21 8:02:34
Herdle
10/12/21 8:24:18
"Oh crap, if only I hadn't eaten those extra 10,372 blades of grass."
10/12/21 8:14:58
I just don't understand modern pornography.
10/12/21 8:03:21
This exact thing happened to me once, except I was a young man, not a brown cow, and the gate was a girl named Penny, not a gate, and the black cow was Penny's father, not a black cow, but apart from that it was exactly the same thing.
10/12/21 8:04:31
Everyone hates skim milk AND no one wants to see how it's made.
10/12/21 15:25:48
"Hopelessly trapped, she waited...for 'the inevitable': ...captions."
10/12/21 11:30:06
“We sold half our herd of 37 to the farmer in the next field.”
10/12/21 8:08:28
'Oh dairy me'
10/12/21 8:03:23
Daisy worried that Mad Cow Disease had entered the herd, Betsy was still on the fence.
10/12/21 8:51:08
It took 3 hours, 56 minutes and 14 seconds for Daisy to get over the fence with a focused effort and determination to achieve freedom. Unfortunately, she had just climbed into the carpark of the abattoir.
10/12/21 8:11:20
This is why Cow Tetris never caught on.
10/12/21 8:04:27
Stock piled.
10/12/21 8:03:53
"Come on, you can do it, jump, JUMP.""Dave, even if he gets over the fence he'll never catch the horses. That's why he's 200/1."
10/12/21 8:00:34
"And this is why I count SHEEP."
10/12/21 11:35:21
Silly moo.
10/12/21 9:32:57
"If Steve McQueen couldn't do it what made you think you could?"
10/12/21 8:18:08
Ermintrude considered a tummy tuck but was still on the fence.
10/12/21 8:00:35
Cow & Gate
"I'm sorry Daisy but if you can't jump over that you'll never manage the moon", laughed the little dog, "although it still looks fun."
10/12/21 8:00:08
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