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Dave Bryan Vote score: 12096Dave Bryan

''Did you find the needle?''

''No.''

08/11/20 8:22:17

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"No, I'll needle little more time." --Willie Johnson
Molly R Vote score: 2273Molly R

"Somebody's got to keep the place tidy, and they furloughed my keeper."

08/11/20 8:04:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6735Vivvy En

Reggie won first prize for his impression of Boris Johnson

08/11/20 9:02:27

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6766James Lennox

Rhinos are crap at hide and seek.

08/11/20 18:26:23

 
Guideaux . Vote score: 2254Guideaux .

"He's been with us for 4 years now, attacking everything and everyone; we call him Trump".

08/11/20 8:29:21

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

*whisper* "The Stealth Rhinoceros is a master of disguise."

08/11/20 18:36:02

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2120Al Overy

"In the wild, he's a target for Wig Game hunters."

08/11/20 10:32:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13101Stephen Bean

"I heard there was an outbreak of rhinovirus."

08/11/20 8:19:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

"Oh, do you like it? I've just had it done."

08/11/20 18:36:40

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5792Paul Reeve

“I’m not ginger, I’m strawberry blonde.”

08/11/20 10:08:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9881Chris Keegan

Donald Trump becomes available for pantomime this year.

08/11/20 9:37:19

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7134Glyn Evans

Miley Rhinocyrus

08/11/20 8:19:08

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2120Al Overy

BREAKING: At the Chester Zoo lookalike competition, the rhino comes up Trumps.

08/11/20 8:03:13

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 149Eugene Quill

"This is actually a dressing for my rhinoplasty!"

08/11/20 18:46:46

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2566Trace Sarge

"Hay up long time no see"

08/11/20 17:34:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23343Ian Skelding

"To go forward you need to move your back legs at the same time as your front legs Ronnie."

08/11/20 9:56:13

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Actually, I rather liked the mental image of a rhino pronking around his enclosure when nobody was looking. --Molly R
alexandra ball Vote score: 826alexandra ball

New species, the Borisceros

08/11/20 9:29:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10532Mr Dome

Just back from the haydressers

08/11/20 9:15:46

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6449C CaMel

Rhincognito

08/11/20 8:14:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13101Stephen Bean

Bad hay day

08/11/20 8:00:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11208Neil Mackenzie

Having poor eyesight the Rhino thought there should be clearer silage.

08/11/20 18:33:34

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21098John Glover

.... and the animals go through a rehearsal for their production of The Wizard of Oz.

08/11/20 14:51:12

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2915Scrijjy Doo

After the election Trump let himself go.

08/11/20 11:36:02

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2915Scrijjy Doo

"The Mexicans will pay for the wall."

08/11/20 11:34:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13101Stephen Bean

"I tried to reassure him it's not the size of his horn that counts."

08/11/20 10:39:31

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23343Ian Skelding

Haysnacks

08/11/20 10:02:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32876Tony Edwards

Giant Haystacks

08/11/20 9:50:29

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1996Willie Johnson

Lesson learned - put the ointment on AFTER feeding time.

08/11/20 9:31:50

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6766James Lennox

Wheat Rhino

08/11/20 8:24:08

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6449C CaMel

The straw that broke the camel’s back, and then gored Keith.

08/11/20 8:17:24

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6735Vivvy En

He didn't care even though he knew he looked like a bit of a dick

08/11/20 8:04:50

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 382Ellen Duncalf

If I can’t see them, then they can’t see me, and they might all bog off home.

08/11/20 8:02:20

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 382Ellen Duncalf

An extremely hot weather warning has been announced for Chester in Cheshire this p.m. Anyone who it going out in the sun is advised to wear a straw hat.

08/11/20 8:01:53

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2120Al Overy

"Sadly, the immediate future of this magnificent creature is unclear... Once the wind blows, he'll be fine though."

08/11/20 8:01:31

 
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