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"I thought we'd agreed we weren't doing f**king presents this year!"
28/09/21 8:08:33
Dear Madam,Several staff in our packing department are having to self isolate. Our sincere apologies if you find the packaging for your deluxe leprechaun sex robot is not as discreet as you would like.
28/09/21 8:01:04
She seemed a little disappointed with the Mr Nosey Coat Hook.
28/09/21 9:34:48
''Happy birthday, Tina.''
28/09/21 8:05:11
God's gift to women
28/09/21 10:31:55
"Okay Sue, I know you have a lover, where's he hiding?"
28/09/21 9:20:07
A hard gift to wrap
28/09/21 8:18:22
It wasn't what I was expecting but I am now.
28/09/21 8:03:39
Wife :- Has my parcel come?Me :- Doesn’t look like it’s cum yet.
28/09/21 13:13:07
What do you get the man who has everything for Christmas? A Darth Vader pen holder of course.
28/09/21 9:22:18
"Are you seriously going to make me wait until Christmas to open it?"
28/09/21 8:34:35
''You must be Happy,'' said Snow White.
28/09/21 8:29:49
"I got you the black one, although the white one would have been far easier to wrap"
28/09/21 8:24:50
Olivia was about to find out why it was the gift that keeps on giving.
28/09/21 8:01:49
It's one of those presents that you may not want but believe me, it wants you.
28/09/21 8:00:10
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