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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6811Hercules Rockefeller

"That was fantastic, darling. Do you accept plastic?"

21/07/20 20:03:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32054Tony Edwards

Barbie shows Ken her lady garden.

21/07/20 20:03:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

"Why can't I get pregnant Ken?"

"Because I came in a different box."

21/07/20 20:26:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6129Vivvy En

"Oh, so that's what they do in privet?"

21/07/20 21:13:40

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1620Mark Wilson

" Sorry again for shouting out Sindy's name in the throws of passion"

21/07/20 21:31:48

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 538alexandra ball

That was ok but you're no action man.

21/07/20 21:55:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

"I hope seeing my bush is as exciting as you hoped Ken."

21/07/20 20:00:11

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

Sex Toys

21/07/20 20:00:07

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

"Put your shrimp on the Barbie!"

21/07/20 21:23:19

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1620Mark Wilson

"Sorry about your eye Ken"

"It's fine Barbie, I should have realised your arm could pop off during rough sex"

21/07/20 20:35:43

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10784Neil Mackenzie

In the garden of Eden Barbie had an apple but Ken had a Microsoft.

21/07/20 20:19:57

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6129Vivvy En

"Barbie, I think your bush needs trimming"

(Nod to other 'bushes')

21/07/20 22:06:25

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4771Karyn Harrison

"Phwoar, you're a sight for sore eyes Barbie."

21/07/20 20:46:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12464Vanessa the Guesser

New On The Game Barbie - comes without bra

21/07/20 20:41:57

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8998Chris Keegan

Ken was starting to feel overdressed while exploring her bush.

21/07/20 21:21:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22416Ian Skelding

"Where's the Serpent Adam?"
"For the last time I'm Ke ... what the hell, I'm Adam."

21/07/20 20:26:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32054Tony Edwards

"Watch what you're doing with your erect nipples Barbie, you nearly had my eye out!"

21/07/20 20:21:43

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1092Stephen Graham

"Ken, quick, run before Action Man gets home."

21/07/20 20:14:20

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6158Greg Curtis

"Now it's OUR TURN to play..."

21/07/20 20:14:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

Ken wasn't sure if he had the balls to go all the way.

21/07/20 20:12:13

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 180Fozzgog B.

Due to his anatomical deficiencies Ken had been hedging the issue of sex for some time

21/07/20 21:52:21

 
Al Overy Vote score: 461Al Overy

"Look at these weeds!", cried Ken, reaching for his hoe.

21/07/20 21:32:48

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

There's no point in Ken stripping.

21/07/20 21:22:01

 
Mark England Vote score: 17041Mark England

"No, I haven't got a pet sea monster, I said do you wanna see my crack, Ken"

21/07/20 21:18:39

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9879Mr Dome

Is that your undergrowth, Ken?

21/07/20 20:58:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

Barbie discovers Ken is no genital man.

21/07/20 20:09:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9879Mr Dome

The new Rachel Riley and Rob Becket dolls look cute together

21/07/20 20:56:51

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

"What do you think of my garms babe?"
"Overall, very nice".

21/07/20 20:50:04

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3605Crunchy Chords

"I'm trying to keep a poker face about going dogging with you, but you always know Ma-tell."

21/07/20 20:48:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

''Ken, can you put something on Barbie?''

''I didn't realise you were hungry.''

21/07/20 20:43:53

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6696Glyn Evans

"Expect to get a sun tan in this shade? - I mean, you should really take your clothes off first"

21/07/20 20:20:15

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1999Rachel P

Ken was about to get another black eye

21/07/20 20:15:53

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

Page 3 of the Smyths catalogue.

21/07/20 20:13:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12464Vanessa the Guesser

Ken was gutted to discover that Barbie was on the ragwort.

21/07/20 20:10:56

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

Dogg-Ken site

21/07/20 20:00:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12464Vanessa the Guesser

Barbie claimed the guy from Kwik Fit was checking her spare tyre.

21/07/20 20:00:35

 
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