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"HOLD IT"Roger loved ants so much that he volunteered twice a day as a lollipop man.
20/09/23 19:15:41
Dave was determined to not get dog shit on his new trainers.
20/09/23 19:01:41
He's trying to Levi-tate.
20/09/23 19:15:15
"Ooh, ooh, I know this one! It's a shovel snouted lizard on hot sand!"
20/09/23 19:03:56
Broke dancer
20/09/23 19:03:14
The worst thing about being in love with a ghost is when you have sex in public and people think you're mad.
20/09/23 19:45:47
Although Dave didn't have much money, he was able to support himself.
20/09/23 19:44:19
"Very impressive how you got down those steps, Ian, but can't you just walk? We're gonna miss the movie."
20/09/23 19:08:26
He's not gay or fat or ginger or suffering from dementia, athlete's foot or AIDS. But he is French
20/09/23 21:02:53
Enthusiasm Your Curb
20/09/23 19:18:10
Parallel Parkouring
20/09/23 19:16:23
"Nice. Now twist the cap off a beer with your butt cheeks..."
20/09/23 19:02:40
Council express concerns about escalations in kerb crawling.
20/09/23 19:02:06
Dave was just grateful to have a council job as a bollard.
20/09/23 19:00:41
Keith didn't fully understand how to swim.
20/09/23 19:25:49
Wrong DMC
20/09/23 19:14:54, edited: 20/09/23 19:43:26
98% of amputees agree that it's a nightmare trying to get used to your new prosthetic legs.
20/09/23 19:07:55
We have saved a fortune since moving the paraplegic benefits claims offices to the top of these steps.
20/09/23 19:07:48
When you forget your parachute and for a split second think you might actually survive.
20/09/23 19:06:13, edited: 20/09/23 21:38:14
Pavemen
20/09/23 19:01:33
Would you call that a step?
20/09/23 19:01:24
Balance of power
20/09/23 19:00:23
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