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“Was the Police all you could think of for something blue”
15/09/23 11:08:53
"Which one of you started the altarcation?"
15/09/23 11:05:33
"DON'T MOVE. Now give me those expensive rings I saw earlier.""Fucking 'ell, Julie. I told you getting a Vicar from Hull would be dodgy."
15/09/23 11:37:12
“Lovely spread.”
15/09/23 11:24:33
"A word of advice. Next time you rob a bank don't tie strings of cans to the getaway vehicle."
15/09/23 11:49:34
''You threats don't scare me copper. I was given a life sentence two hours ago in the church.''
15/09/23 11:24:44, edited: 15/09/23 11:25:56
"You may now frisk the bride."
15/09/23 11:02:58
"Just don't get what you see in these glory holes Dave."
15/09/23 13:10:49
"Dave, it's not a real cop. It's the strippergram that should have turned up at your stag do last night!"
15/09/23 11:15:03
Now serving a life sentence.(nod to 12:25:56)
15/09/23 11:36:05, edited: 15/09/23 15:58:57
"It's not my fault Darla, you said you needed some money for a dress." "Sure, but I didn't expect you to rob a bank for it."
15/09/23 11:08:49, edited: 15/09/23 11:09:16
"Don't worry I should be out in time for the honeymoon they are sending me to Wandsworth Prison."
15/09/23 11:07:22
The bride is being accused of handling swollen goods.
15/09/23 12:07:55
It was only when his new wife joined him for a piss against the wall he realised she hadn't completed her transition.
15/09/23 11:12:25
When The Wolf wasn't invited to two captioners wedding he tried to blow the house down.
15/09/23 11:09:11
''Is that a gun in your pocket or are you thinking about tonight?''
15/09/23 11:07:06
Just another prick in the wall
15/09/23 15:07:50
Let the buggery commence!!
15/09/23 11:56:56
The wife got hard labour.
15/09/23 11:35:04
"Let me guess, your ex was a copper."
15/09/23 11:29:03
"Sorry, Sarge, I forgot my cuffs. Will ball and chains do?"
15/09/23 11:27:52
He promised they would live in a big house.
15/09/23 11:27:32
Two Just Stop Oil protesters tie the knot.
15/09/23 11:18:35
"Er... I normally take photos with bride and groom looking at me."
15/09/23 11:08:38
"Admittedly, Dave, you would look much better in pinstripes."
15/09/23 11:04:28
To have and to hold up
15/09/23 11:02:17
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