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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8028Vanessa the Guesser

I bet she'll be getting her oats tonight.

26/09/18 20:00:21

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10836Smuldo

Wed Rum.

26/09/18 20:00:05

 
stone face Vote score: 4030stone face

Mustang Sally.

26/09/18 21:07:45

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20556Ian Skelding

"That marriage won't last furlong."

26/09/18 23:23:14

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

He was about to find out he'd married a right nag

26/09/18 20:02:24

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5608Chris Keegan

He's the groom.

26/09/18 20:00:11

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10836Smuldo

Marriage was always on the cards as Mike & Pam had a stable relationship.

26/09/18 20:01:43

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Chris Keegan Vote score: 5608Chris Keegan

Didn't last too long. She only went and asked me if her bum looked too big.

26/09/18 20:05:00

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10836Smuldo

Bridle Party

26/09/18 20:00:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29238Tony Edwards

Mrs Ed

26/09/18 21:58:20

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5518Greg Curtis

"Honestly, I knew it THE MINUTE I saw your teeth."

26/09/18 22:23:04

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5518Greg Curtis

"John, do you smell a strange centaur is it me?"

26/09/18 22:11:49

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 912Glad You Remember

"Can I ride bareback later?"

26/09/18 20:35:40

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords

Luckily they're both into whips, spurs, and leather harnesses.

26/09/18 20:04:41

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords
I bet shell be getting her oats tonight.

26/09/18 20:00:41

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4183Kenny Ireland

Unfortunately she said neigh.

27/09/18 11:17:17

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5590Tosser Wivlov

there's horses for corsets

27/09/18 10:21:31

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35636Welsh Rarebit

It wouldn't do to have the trots in that dress.

26/09/18 21:42:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12380Dan Nicholls

They're honeymooning at Centaur Parks

26/09/18 21:04:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3994Dave Bryan

As she had already slept with his best friend, he had no alternative but to take her into the sinners' enclosure.

26/09/18 20:52:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8028Vanessa the Guesser

Her husband was a real stud.

26/09/18 20:22:29

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords

Animal husbandry

26/09/18 20:02:10

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords

9 out of 10 such mare-ages end in div-horse, but they intend to defy the neighsayers.

26/09/18 20:01:43

 
Jacqueline Lynch Jacqueline Lynch

Mare-y on her wedding day.

01/10/18 9:54:57

 
Stephen Katona Stephen Katona

Now they were married, she was the centaur of his world.

28/09/18 15:01:16

 
larry G. Vote score: 1242larry G.

Runaway bride.

27/09/18 21:05:43

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5590Tosser Wivlov

If you get over the threshold alright, tomorrow I'll make it a bit higher.

27/09/18 10:29:17

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5590Tosser Wivlov

Look she's not perfect, in fact shes got four faults.

27/09/18 10:26:35

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9137Neil Mackenzie

Here comes the B ride.

27/09/18 9:29:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3994Dave Bryan

Withdrawn

27/09/18 7:48:32

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords

Nice face, shame about the legs.

27/09/18 7:06:46

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords

"... To have and to hold, for better, for horse..."

27/09/18 0:41:47

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 525Carey Sutton

Now she's got the bit between her teeth

26/09/18 23:15:18

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21688Michael Winner

Pony and trap.

26/09/18 22:55:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21688Michael Winner

♪ Love and marriage, love and marriage, goes together like an-
oh.

26/09/18 22:55:16

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5518Greg Curtis

"...you ready for a 'pleasure ride?' "

26/09/18 22:25:13

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5518Greg Curtis

"Actually I'm a quarter horse, three quarters woman."

26/09/18 22:21:29

 
stone face Vote score: 4030stone face

She was really upset by some of the remarks at the wedding .She's always been very centaur-tive.

26/09/18 21:12:51

 
stone face Vote score: 4030stone face

Will you mare-y me.

26/09/18 21:09:57

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Hitched a ride.

26/09/18 21:06:54

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2662GeeDee

Blade Runner

26/09/18 21:04:51

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Sue realises it's too late to pull out now. she's saddled with him.

26/09/18 20:57:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18892John Glover

"Darling I know you are a keen gardener, but did you have to stop the procession, and get your best man to pick up the horse droppings and put them in the boot of my mothers car."

26/09/18 20:48:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3994Dave Bryan

''You look so much younger with a pony tail.''

26/09/18 20:48:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3994Dave Bryan

What she wanted above everything else was a stable marriage.

26/09/18 20:45:35

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Natasha was a fine filly in spite of the hairy legs.

26/09/18 20:22:30

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10836Smuldo

What are the Odds on them staying together...? "

26/09/18 20:21:33

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4658Chris Halliwell

Bridal path.

26/09/18 20:19:21

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Sam Dance Vote score: 120Sam Dance

1st place in the dressage for the 1st dance

26/09/18 20:18:50

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10836Smuldo

"I don't know what She sees in Him, She must have her Blinkers on..."

26/09/18 20:18:26

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

"Alright up there darling ?"
"Yes, but me noseband is smudging me lipstick."

26/09/18 20:13:12

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

One horse gown.

26/09/18 20:10:41

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5574Hercules Rockefeller

Just Mare-ied

26/09/18 20:10:18

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 555Sam Cass

Theirs was a marriage of mare convenience.

26/09/18 20:06:24

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10836Smuldo

"Their from Derby..."

26/09/18 20:03:36

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords

Horse... fancier

26/09/18 20:03:09

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords

Dressage?

26/09/18 20:01:12

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 555Sam Cass

A centaur is wife.

26/09/18 20:00:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5608Chris Keegan

It was fine for the others, I only wish that I had a bit of hindsight that day....

26/09/18 20:00:52

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35636Welsh Rarebit

Carlos couldn't wait to get his new Dobbinatrix wife back to the hotel.

26/09/18 20:00:27

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords

She screamed all night at the hen do and the next day she was, pretty horse.

26/09/18 20:00:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35636Welsh Rarebit

The Virgin-ian

26/09/18 20:00:08

 
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