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How much do you weigh?  Dont tell him, pike.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 9119Dave Bryan

''How much do you weigh?''

''Don't tell him, pike.''

15/12/19 12:23:58

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4432Karyn Harrison

I got mine online.

15/12/19 12:38:58

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5712Vivvy En

It's not that big - it's only a five pounder!

15/12/19 16:33:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9381Stephen Bean

Also available on the net.

15/12/19 12:03:35

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3781Stu Dent

Sale fish

15/12/19 12:00:40

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https://binged.it/2YNYZPw --Scrijjy Doo
Molly R Vote score: 1684Molly R

It's almost as big a whopper as the ones Boris tells.

15/12/19 12:49:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9119Dave Bryan

Best before the smell by date

15/12/19 12:38:01

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Who buys this carp?

15/12/19 12:09:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8517Chris Keegan

My wife will be the judge of that...

15/12/19 12:01:12

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2120Scrijjy Doo

It has less plastic than a real fish!

15/12/19 17:17:58

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Warning: May contain guts

15/12/19 12:00:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9381Stephen Bean

Perfect for school lunches

15/12/19 12:37:08

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

"What's your secret for getting such a Whopper?" "I'm a master-baiter!"

15/12/19 12:00:10

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Stupid but effective. --Scrijjy Doo
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

I also have a pretty big tackle!

16/12/19 12:37:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

I thought you said it was a great jelly deal?

15/12/19 13:30:23

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1546Rachel P

He was talking Pollocks

15/12/19 12:30:57

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6516Glyn Evans

Gummy Fish -> Gummi Bear -> Human -> Trips over Hedgehog in Canoe.

15/12/19 12:20:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9381Stephen Bean

Poisson killer

15/12/19 12:17:05

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

That's the exact reaction you want when someone finds you on Plenty of Fish

15/12/19 12:12:06

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Unless they're talking about your gut. --Willie Johnson
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Warning: May cause halibutosis.

15/12/19 12:01:59

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3781Stu Dent

It looks heavier

15/12/19 12:00:08

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

That guy is not a swallower.

16/12/19 13:26:17

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

"For JUST TODAY, if you buy two, we throw in the insulin."

16/12/19 11:50:46

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1388Willie Johnson

Eat too many of these and you'll be a whopper yourself.

15/12/19 17:56:01

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

these gummy fish are hard to catch, you never get a bite

15/12/19 16:06:32

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

So, this is what a fish face slap looks like?

15/12/19 16:04:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

Dave why does your whopper smell fishy?

15/12/19 13:34:37

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1546Rachel P

The ‘Jellyfish’ Sting

15/12/19 13:31:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9119Dave Bryan

Catch Of The Day

15/12/19 12:28:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11564Vanessa the Guesser

I wouldn't mind being his friend.

15/12/19 12:22:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9381Stephen Bean

What's your poisson?

15/12/19 12:13:42

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

Think my foods been piked.

15/12/19 12:13:38

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4432Karyn Harrison

"He's so sweet. You were right, there are plenty more fish in the sea!"

15/12/19 12:12:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31512Tony Edwards

"Gum and get it!"

15/12/19 12:06:07

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

Give your jaws a chomp!

15/12/19 12:05:35

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3781Stu Dent

Jellyfish

15/12/19 12:04:34

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

I'm hooked on these.

15/12/19 12:01:30

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6590Hercules Rockefeller

Originally, it was called an Impossible Whopper until Burger King threatened litigation.

15/12/19 12:01:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9119Dave Bryan

''I never use the same caption twice.'' WHAT A WHOPPER!

15/12/19 12:00:55

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

MINE, MINE, MINE!

15/12/19 12:00:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Ideal for a quick bait to eat

15/12/19 12:00:18

 
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