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Dave Mackay

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lol

"I said "She needs a new collar", you prat".

28/02/14 12:18:07

creative

Throne away.

17/01/14 12:02:49

Four cane geriatrics.

05/11/11 11:00:41

Specks of sand.

04/03/14 12:08:01

Twist and Shoot.

15/03/18 21:13:18

clever x2

"Hurry up, Salvador. I can't stand here forever".

28/03/16 11:33:36

creative

Lonely swan found on poletree farm.

13/12/13 12:53:36

30/04/18 20:15:27

08/01/14 20:09:48

25/09/12 22:33:25

20/01/14 20:28:29

"It says "Sorry, we cannot confirm your reservation"".

09/10/17 23:43:15

"A penalty? You must be choking".

31/03/18 20:36:30

"It's time we started this race. Ant Man, are you there?".

18/03/18 11:23:07

lol

Another fine mesh you've got me into.

03/04/16 20:11:36

Unsurprisingly, Rolf would go to any length to disguise himself.

05/12/13 12:31:04

It's OK - cats aren't afraid of the Darth.

29/10/12 12:03:41

No body leaves - alright?

21/10/11 20:57:07

Single Propeller Spit Fire.

09/04/18 20:14:30

Gee. I wish I had two arms.

16/11/17 12:23:31

Left shoe.

06/03/14 20:00:49

Aquabatics

09/12/11 11:45:47

...and this is the trampoline / helicopter pad.

07/04/16 20:08:39

The winner was Dolly Parton.

21/01/14 12:01:51

Booby prize much better. --Ian Mclaren

....and thirty million copies of Grand Theft Auto Five.

08/12/13 20:44:24

Mannequim.

21/10/12 12:51:15

The Artful Codger.

06/09/12 20:00:21

They call it the "Postman's Arms", as there's a number of letters missing.

11/12/11 20:44:33

Anybody fancy an English?

31/10/11 20:00:22

"Your cork's hanging out, dear"

30/10/11 20:01:31

Broom with a view.

29/10/11 23:38:39

Nobody likes a cloudmouth.

23/10/11 12:01:16

I said "Fancy a game of two a side", not suicide, you clown.

21/10/11 12:22:54

Typical Tumblr photo.

05/01/14 12:57:13

Another drunken night out for David Dimbleby.

19/12/13 13:29:30

Poo Klux Klan.

09/09/12 13:07:30

Fred had worked at IKEA for so long, he�d become part of the furniture.

19/08/12 20:00:50

The Kurd was impressed by Miss Moffat deciding to tuffet out in her own whey.

20/02/10 11:03:44

Erroll was having doubts about Ray Mears' advice to use a leaf if there was no toilet paper available.

29/11/09 11:38:34

"You may feel guilty about being junk food, but I'm comfortable in my own skin".

30/03/18 20:27:43

Press here if you accept cookies.

26/03/17 23:33:58

Doggy fashion.

09/04/16 22:07:15

Theloneliest Monk.

02/05/18 20:24:01

Anthony Hopkins sworn in as US citizen.

04/04/18 21:00:36

A sharp reminder.

14/04/16 12:08:07

Baste at Cape Canaveral.

03/04/16 12:35:30

Having tired of the chicken hat, Amelia thought she would try something different.

29/03/16 20:02:27

"I think I'll head for somewhere with a better atmosphere".

22/03/16 20:32:33

Brad thought he was always The Joker at any party, but in fact he was the only one in stitches.

14/03/14 8:00:20

Rocky Bilbao.

12/03/14 8:04:44

“Here's another fine mesh you've gotten me into”.

11/03/14 20:00:32

Indianapolis.

23/02/14 13:20:17

A catalogue of disasters.

25/01/14 20:10:35

You may now kick the bride.

10/01/14 12:03:41

Philip celebrates successful arm transplant.

21/08/12 17:33:14

Naw, boss. I said �There�s some dumped cups, here�, not some dumb cops here.

15/11/11 20:00:18

Brand new band deny they are just a bunch of nobodies.

09/11/09 12:50:27

If you think these two poles are the same height - that's just a phallacy.

26/10/18 13:41:45

We won't forget Shergar and Lord Lucan, right enough.

16/04/18 17:32:11

Game of Prones.

09/04/18 16:42:22

'Welcome to Grimsby' by Antony Gormley.

14/09/17 23:49:55

Audacious.

06/04/16 20:01:55

Shiny Happy People.

03/04/16 12:33:14

Flight disaster.

29/03/16 15:34:50

"You've gotta pick One Direction", as the Zayn goes.

20/03/15 11:13:20

Pancho Villas.

27/03/14 22:35:39

Suicide watch.

22/03/14 11:45:54

Jenga for tots.

20/03/14 13:50:51

Alistair Darling leading the Scottish Neigh campaign.

17/03/14 12:00:22

There's something about Mary.

15/03/14 17:26:09

Ellen DeGeneres's first attempt at a selfie.

14/03/14 20:00:20

Hirsute of many colours.

12/02/14 20:38:58

"This'll fool the French Press better than the motor bike outfit", thought Francois.

13/01/14 20:24:29

Smile ewe baastard.

11/01/14 20:03:51

That's enough Paxo, if you don't mind.

09/01/14 20:24:46

Turtle neck's wetter.

18/12/13 20:48:51

Japarazzi.

19/11/11 18:15:40

Are you sure it�s a pony, mum?

13/11/11 20:00:15

Water disappointment.

02/11/11 20:07:06

I'm very proud. My son's just joined the US infant-ry.

16/04/11 17:57:21

�I thought you said you wanted a turd urinal�, explained the Irish toilet designer.

12/02/10 11:01:31

Accordion to reports, they just blue away their audience.

24/01/10 11:01:02

Ted�s dual personality disorder was deep sea Ted.

17/01/10 11:23:56

Kirsty Allsop in her new series - "Eviction, Eviction, Eviction".

13/01/10 15:24:35

Sonia and Cathy were always keen to welcome new immigrants to the UK.

17/03/14 20:02:03

That's a novel way to behave.

13/03/14 20:00:24

Cheap and dilapidated - a sign of the times.

13/03/14 10:14:00

Tyred and motional.

03/03/14 9:44:29

Fonda on da Honda.

28/02/14 23:31:35

Come on Guys, who stole my bloody drum?

24/01/14 12:00:15

"Barack dear, will you stop taking these bloody selfies".

22/01/14 8:50:13

All of the immigrants who have actually come to the UK from Bulgaria so far in 2014.

07/01/14 21:26:49

Smoky and they banned it.

27/12/13 20:09:25

"I'm sorry, Sandra. I can't find out what's wrong with the damn thing".

22/12/13 20:12:41

Headquarters of craption.me

25/08/12 23:44:10

Ferry Godfather.

20/11/11 20:03:09

Coffee Nuts

07/11/11 20:01:06

Ku Klux Klan enjoy baseball warmup.

27/10/11 12:53:26

Beard tickling had always been the traditional way of saying �Well done!� in Croatia.

10/02/10 16:04:03

Lightning conductor.

29/01/10 11:09:09

Neighbourhood watch - for circulating where people can�t afford their own.

20/01/10 14:19:32

Eddie Izzard couldn't wait to write home about his exciting trip to Iraq.

18/11/09 11:29:50

Snooker referee comes ready for Ronnie O'Sullivan v. Alex Higgins match.

16/11/09 13:02:27

Simon was really looking forward to the family's trip to Somalia.

08/11/09 11:08:52

"Gee. That David Attenborough kid really knows his stuff".

22/04/18 9:46:13

creative

"You're wasting your time. I can bend my free kick round that pane of glass".

16/04/18 21:15:06

F.idiot.

11/04/18 20:41:32

"If you're really into quads, I'll take these shorts off".

10/04/18 12:09:00

He's making a Turtillian gesture.

09/03/18 14:28:38

"I look up to him ...and he looks down on me".

14/02/18 20:38:17

"Watch the London Marathon in comfort - only 5 quid" says Del Boy.

02/10/17 14:20:12

Thighs natters.

10/04/16 12:03:14

Very enterprising.

04/04/16 12:17:48

These street names are Vulcan ridiculous.

04/04/16 12:05:12

Wired fur hound.

03/04/16 20:10:51

These suckers. They always forget it's the first of April.

01/04/16 9:15:34

Moultytasking.

28/03/16 20:32:39

Sadly, the check-out girl didn't fall for Alicia's ploy.

27/03/16 20:17:44

Gown fishin'.

20/03/15 12:33:17

�When I said �Fire the cannon�, I didn�t mean the bloody camera�.

13/02/10 16:10:53

What happens if you French kiss your sugar daddy.

28/01/10 19:29:41

All meals sick squid.

16/01/10 14:47:31

Try as he might, Ken still couldn�t get Gordon Brown to smile.

14/01/10 11:01:32

I'm taking these eggs back to Tesco - they're well past their sell by date.

20/12/09 11:01:21

"I'm sorry, Mr. Gulliver. I think you're going to be a tad late for work this morning".

10/12/09 11:03:35

"I'm not the first puppet to become a Catholic. Tony Blair beat me to it".

02/12/09 16:14:29

I told you not to phone me at work, dear.

06/11/09 17:56:35

Sydney's crusade to change the image of librarians was going well.

01/11/09 12:48:10

Keep playing like that and we'll end up in the Turd Division.

28/10/09 15:06:45

No way! It's your turn to change the record.

25/10/09 16:05:43

They're in for a shock.

13/04/18 12:19:13

"You've been reversing the truck again, haven't you, Emmy-Lou darling?".

08/02/18 10:39:21

We like your rhyme - it is quite funny
To tell the world you've laundered money

(nod to 20.05.47, which I hadn't seen).

22/09/17 20:09:31

No see parker.

09/04/16 12:08:32

Perky later.

08/04/16 12:04:19

It's a load of Pollocks.

08/04/16 9:09:10

Erica had screwed up yet again.

05/04/16 20:02:18

Sheet floats.

04/04/16 11:07:03

"Don't fret, darling. We're heading for the launch pad now".

01/04/16 12:43:53

Five go to Australia.

31/03/16 11:12:50

Pleasure Island.

28/03/16 11:25:38

Dale spends most of his day on the Tube.

27/03/16 13:44:00

"It's not a fake, my darlings, daddy really is walking on the moon".

24/03/16 23:45:44

Turner Prize Winner, 2016.

23/03/16 20:19:49

'Snot what you think.

23/03/16 8:53:31

Oh, that this tutu sullied flash would melt.....

24/04/15 23:39:27

Hard cell.

17/03/15 0:30:10

...and then the wind changed.

20/12/14 0:05:03

A salon for backward dogs - only in America!

06/06/14 12:41:01

"Avatar?" "No thanks, I'm not into sailors".

14/03/14 12:02:59

Poulter's definitely gone over the top this time.

13/03/14 12:06:21

“Stop it, Mark, you stupid fakir!”.

07/03/14 12:00:22

"O, that this tutu solid flesh would melt. Thaw and resolve itself into a dew! "

05/03/14 9:34:11

I saw you...

25/02/14 12:24:55

Doggy fashion.

23/02/14 20:08:50

"Christ! Don't tell me Schettino's got his job back".

14/02/14 20:10:50

"He must really beef it".

10/02/14 11:09:27

Cheap frills.

21/01/14 20:03:01

Once Upon a Time in the West End.

08/01/14 20:28:30

Gary's brollycopter idea was never going to take off.

24/12/13 12:14:27

A striking image.

22/12/13 12:47:05

♫ Wings ain't what they used to be ♫

21/11/12 12:10:15

Water ship drown.

18/11/12 12:24:00

Eating a prone sandwich.

17/01/12 12:03:20

Molly expected water, but she was foiled again.

30/12/11 11:22:00

Surprisingly, we lost the game, as training had gone swimmingly.

13/12/11 11:00:13

Brenda always kicked out against flock wallpaper.

12/12/11 12:11:44

Little Chef.

21/11/11 20:00:26

Learning to wok.

21/11/11 20:00:09

Macho Eric knew he could pick up any bitch he liked.

21/11/11 11:00:13

UK Border Agency patrol on red alert.

20/11/11 20:00:36

Strangely, although Steve was catatonic, he was not devoid of feline.

01/11/11 16:03:27

He doesn't know his "A"s from his Elmo.

30/10/11 11:08:35

A mist eery tail.

28/10/11 11:10:07

Man Utd WAGS

27/10/11 20:19:26

That Anne and Anton - you never know what they're going to do next!

22/11/10 12:22:28

Weird for sound.

08/11/10 11:02:08

Albert Hall now politically correct.

25/10/10 12:18:05

Do bears......? Not here they don't.

09/05/18 20:39:28

Wouldn't fancy meeting that on a Dark Night.

01/05/18 15:45:09

The Tin Man - 21st century style.

01/05/18 15:43:09

"Listen very carefully, I will say this only wance".

27/04/18 11:42:13

Captioneer CrunchyChords has been to Bratislava, for sewer.

23/04/18 17:35:53

Lying bitch.

17/04/18 12:41:02

"How did you know my name's Joseph?".

15/04/18 20:17:16

Novelty alarm cock.

12/04/18 12:15:03

Boobs in the Woods.

10/04/18 12:01:29

Mercury rousing.

08/04/18 17:00:43

He's even banned apostrophes.

01/04/18 17:19:51

22/03/18 12:21:55

16/03/18 22:53:58

16/03/18 11:50:21

15/03/18 21:15:01

Another Clive Sinclair disaster.

08/03/18 15:22:44

14/02/18 12:37:36

08/11/17 20:45:39

13/10/17 13:09:42

11/10/17 21:48:14

Blingin' in the Rain.

08/10/17 13:11:52

According to this, it's a Roget's Thesaurus, dad.

07/10/17 23:33:15

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It is believed that the stone statues on Easter Islan were built by Peruvian Incas

John Llamas

26/09/12
11:58am

comment on caption:
Inca hoots. [Dave Mackay]

Thanks John, I have obviously got to catch up on my Geography/History.

John Glover

26/09/12
12:01pm

comment on caption:
Inca hoots. [Dave Mackay]

I think it's a clever caption as the pic matches both "hoots", "cahoots", and like Mr Llamas says, there may well be an Inca connection too. Even if not, I think most people could forgive the historical "creative license".