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Dave Mackay

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lol

"I said "She needs a new collar", you prat".

28/02/14 12:18:07

creative

Throne away.

17/01/14 12:02:49

Four cane geriatrics.

05/11/11 11:00:41

Specks of sand.

04/03/14 12:08:01

Twist and Shoot.

15/03/18 21:13:18

clever x2

"Hurry up, Salvador. I can't stand here forever".

28/03/16 11:33:36

creative

Lonely swan found on poletree farm.

13/12/13 12:53:36

30/04/18 20:15:27

08/01/14 20:09:48

25/09/12 22:33:25

20/01/14 20:28:29

"It says "Sorry, we cannot confirm your reservation"".

09/10/17 23:43:15

"A penalty? You must be choking".

31/03/18 20:36:30

"It's time we started this race. Ant Man, are you there?".

18/03/18 11:23:07

lol

Another fine mesh you've got me into.

03/04/16 20:11:36

Unsurprisingly, Rolf would go to any length to disguise himself.

05/12/13 12:31:04

It's OK - cats aren't afraid of the Darth.

29/10/12 12:03:41

No body leaves - alright?

21/10/11 20:57:07

Single Propeller Spit Fire.

09/04/18 20:14:30

Gee. I wish I had two arms.

16/11/17 12:23:31

Left shoe.

06/03/14 20:00:49

Aquabatics

09/12/11 11:45:47

...and this is the trampoline / helicopter pad.

07/04/16 20:08:39

The winner was Dolly Parton.

21/01/14 12:01:51

Booby prize much better. --Ian Mclaren

....and thirty million copies of Grand Theft Auto Five.

08/12/13 20:44:24

Mannequim.

21/10/12 12:51:15

The Artful Codger.

06/09/12 20:00:21

They call it the "Postman's Arms", as there's a number of letters missing.

11/12/11 20:44:33

Anybody fancy an English?

31/10/11 20:00:22

"Your cork's hanging out, dear"

30/10/11 20:01:31

Broom with a view.

29/10/11 23:38:39

Nobody likes a cloudmouth.

23/10/11 12:01:16

I said "Fancy a game of two a side", not suicide, you clown.

21/10/11 12:22:54

Typical Tumblr photo.

05/01/14 12:57:13

Another drunken night out for David Dimbleby.

19/12/13 13:29:30

Poo Klux Klan.

09/09/12 13:07:30

Fred had worked at IKEA for so long, he’d become part of the furniture.

19/08/12 20:00:50

The Kurd was impressed by Miss Moffat deciding to tuffet out in her own whey.

20/02/10 11:03:44

Erroll was having doubts about Ray Mears' advice to use a leaf if there was no toilet paper available.

29/11/09 11:38:34

"You may feel guilty about being junk food, but I'm comfortable in my own skin".

30/03/18 20:27:43

Press here if you accept cookies.

26/03/17 23:33:58

Doggy fashion.

09/04/16 22:07:15

Theloneliest Monk.

02/05/18 20:24:01

Anthony Hopkins sworn in as US citizen.

04/04/18 21:00:36

A sharp reminder.

14/04/16 12:08:07

Baste at Cape Canaveral.

03/04/16 12:35:30

Having tired of the chicken hat, Amelia thought she would try something different.

29/03/16 20:02:27

"I think I'll head for somewhere with a better atmosphere".

22/03/16 20:32:33

Brad thought he was always The Joker at any party, but in fact he was the only one in stitches.

14/03/14 8:00:20

Rocky Bilbao.

12/03/14 8:04:44

"Here's anotherÂ fine meshÂ you've gotten me into".

11/03/14 20:00:32

Indianapolis.

23/02/14 13:20:17

A catalogue of disasters.

25/01/14 20:10:35

You may now kick the bride.

10/01/14 12:03:41

Philip celebrates successful arm transplant.

21/08/12 17:33:14

Naw, boss. I said “There’s some dumped cups, here”, not some dumb cops here.

15/11/11 20:00:18

Brand new band deny they are just a bunch of nobodies.

09/11/09 12:50:27

If you think these two poles are the same height - that's just a phallacy.

26/10/18 13:41:45

We won't forget Shergar and Lord Lucan, right enough.

16/04/18 17:32:11

Game of Prones.

09/04/18 16:42:22

'Welcome to Grimsby' by Antony Gormley.

14/09/17 23:49:55

Audacious.

06/04/16 20:01:55

Shiny Happy People.

03/04/16 12:33:14

Flight disaster.

29/03/16 15:34:50

"You've gotta pick One Direction", as the Zayn goes.

20/03/15 11:13:20

Pancho Villas.

27/03/14 22:35:39

Suicide watch.

22/03/14 11:45:54

Jenga for tots.

20/03/14 13:50:51

Alistair Darling leading the Scottish Neigh campaign.

17/03/14 12:00:22

There's something about Mary.

15/03/14 17:26:09

Ellen DeGeneres's first attempt at a selfie.

14/03/14 20:00:20

Hirsute of many colours.

12/02/14 20:38:58

"This'll fool the French Press better than the motor bike outfit", thought Francois.

13/01/14 20:24:29

Smile ewe baastard.

11/01/14 20:03:51

That's enough Paxo, if you don't mind.

09/01/14 20:24:46

Turtle neck's wetter.

18/12/13 20:48:51

Japarazzi.

19/11/11 18:15:40

Are you sure it’s a pony, mum?

13/11/11 20:00:15

Water disappointment.

02/11/11 20:07:06

I'm very proud. My son's just joined the US infant-ry.

16/04/11 17:57:21

“I thought you said you wanted a turd urinal”, explained the Irish toilet designer.

12/02/10 11:01:31

Accordion to reports, they just blue away their audience.

24/01/10 11:01:02

Ted’s dual personality disorder was deep sea Ted.

17/01/10 11:23:56

Kirsty Allsop in her new series - "Eviction, Eviction, Eviction".

13/01/10 15:24:35

Sonia and Cathy were always keen to welcome new immigrants to the UK.

17/03/14 20:02:03

That's a novel way to behave.

13/03/14 20:00:24

Cheap and dilapidated - a sign of the times.

13/03/14 10:14:00

Tyred and motional.

03/03/14 9:44:29

Fonda on da Honda.

28/02/14 23:31:35

Come on Guys, who stole my bloody drum?

24/01/14 12:00:15

"Barack dear, will you stop taking these bloody selfies".

22/01/14 8:50:13

All of the immigrants who have actually come to the UK from Bulgaria so far in 2014.

07/01/14 21:26:49

Smoky and they banned it.

27/12/13 20:09:25

"I'm sorry, Sandra. I can't find out what's wrong with the damn thing".

22/12/13 20:12:41

Headquarters of craption.me

25/08/12 23:44:10

Ferry Godfather.

20/11/11 20:03:09

Coffee Nuts

07/11/11 20:01:06

Ku Klux Klan enjoy baseball warmup.

27/10/11 12:53:26

Beard tickling had always been the traditional way of saying “Well done!” in Croatia.

10/02/10 16:04:03

Lightning conductor.

29/01/10 11:09:09

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last comments (total: 14)

can someone explain this please?

[anon]

05/11/11
5:39pm

comment on caption:
Four cane geriatrics. [Dave Mackay]

Hmm I'm reading with the "Four cane" sounding like an expletive if you use a north east accent. :)

Steve Fosbraey

05/11/11
6:11pm

comment on caption:
Four cane geriatrics. [Dave Mackay]

thanks

[anon]

05/11/11
6:14pm

comment on caption:
Four cane geriatrics. [Dave Mackay]

I think I must be having a bad day today, but what has an Easter Island statue got to do with Incas. I think the caption is clever, but it does not fit the picture. Sorry captioneer, it doesn't work for me.

John Glover

26/09/12
11:28am

comment on caption:
Inca hoots. [Dave Mackay]

It is believed that the stone statues on Easter Islan were built by Peruvian Incas

John Llamas

26/09/12
11:58am

comment on caption:
Inca hoots. [Dave Mackay]

Thanks John, I have obviously got to catch up on my Geography/History.

John Glover

26/09/12
12:01pm

comment on caption:
Inca hoots. [Dave Mackay]

I think it's a clever caption as the pic matches both "hoots", "cahoots", and like Mr Llamas says, there may well be an Inca connection too. Even if not, I think most people could forgive the historical "creative license".