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Jo	I tried to tell him how daft he looked in that outfit, but it was like talking to a brick wall 20/06/24 11:10:51	20

Stephen Bean	St Knickerless 14/06/24 11:00:24	20

Stephen Bean	clever Kids have no respect for their elders nowadays. 09/06/24 7:33:36	20

C CaMel	creative See it. Slay it. Sorted. 07/06/24 11:09:38	20

Karen McDonald	creative "Don't mind the cat, it's the dogs you have to worry about." 06/06/24 11:03:13	20

Tony Edwards	clever 8 out of 10 cats prefer whispers 28/05/24 11:02:24	20

Ian Skelding	lol x2 “What’s that Bear doing with our trash can?” “Viennese Waltz, I think.” 07/05/24 11:27:57	1 20

Stephen Bean	Inboxing 06/05/24 11:00:19	20

Stephen Bean	The Empire Striker's Back 24/04/24 11:01:46, edited: 24/04/24 11:02:20	20

John Harrison	clever x2 The audition notice for Catwoman should have been clearer. 24/04/24 7:16:06	20

Karen McDonald	lol New wool shop opens in Mablethorpe. 20/04/24 7:14:49	20

John Harrison	lol "Who are you waving at?" "That nice lady from social services." 09/04/24 19:02:59, edited: 10/04/24 7:14:06, suggested edits	1 20

alexandra ball	clever x2 Kitty kitty bang bang. 09/04/24 11:00:48	20

C CaMel	“We do a tortoise one but delivery takes a lot longer.” 07/04/24 11:04:19	2 20
"I won't be shelling out for one of those." --Karyn Harrison
Hercules Rockefeller	clever All the Presidents Ken 30/03/24 8:04:24	2 20
Clever --Mandy Tate
Al Overy	Fake moos 28/03/24 8:00:27	20

James Lennox	Skippy Dipping 21/03/24 12:00:40	20

Kenny Ireland	creative Panthouse. 11/03/24 21:16:42	20

Hercules Rockefeller	clever "You know, Doc, I was a bit worried when you started mentioning something about atrophy." 11/03/24 8:06:42	20

Al Overy	"They had to react, Trevor, because the other side have taken the lead." 28/02/24 8:09:56, edited: 28/02/24 8:11:07	20

Dave Bryan	Jurassic Parking 25/02/24 8:01:47	20

Dot Old	lol clever "I'm not eating this Oral B sick." 24/02/24 20:16:39, edited: 24/02/24 20:19:27	20

Stephen Bean	"I thought smoking was bad for my lungs." "Don't worry, they're not your lungs." 21/02/24 20:03:30, edited: 21/02/24 20:07:16	20

Stephen Bean	"Call the police. There's a hold up at the bank." 18/02/24 12:10:16	1 20

Karen McDonald	"He had a lovely send off." 14/02/24 12:08:11	20

John Harrison	clever There were many things Dave liked about being a vet, but treating a Hippo with haemorrhoids was not one of them. 14/02/24 8:24:41	20

C CaMel	“To make matters worse I’ve just found out my boyfriend’s a pouffe.” 13/02/24 8:10:51	2 20

Dave Bryan	''She only used to visit us occasionally but now she's become part of the furniture.'' 13/02/24 8:01:38, edited: 13/02/24 8:03:19	20

Stephen Bean	"No thank you, it looks like it's been laced with something." 04/02/24 20:42:26	1 20

Kevin Rohan Thomas	The only time Windows was supported by Apple. 04/02/24 12:03:28	20

John Harrison	lol The police advanced driving test was a lot more challenging back in the 60's. 04/02/24 8:58:56	20

Tony S	lol Does nobody ever tidy this bloody house it's February. 03/02/24 8:08:24	20

Tony S	Cargo pants. 28/01/24 20:10:53	20

Neil Mackenzie	Last time I saw legs like that they were holding up a snooker table. 20/01/24 8:02:44	20

John Harrison	"Any last requests?" 17/01/24 8:24:33	20

Stephen Bean	clever AirBFG 29/12/23 8:09:24	20

C CaMel	creative “More of a flea market.” 18/12/23 20:02:10	20

Stephen Bean	Wife of Pi 14/12/23 20:00:28	20

Ben Samuel	lol Girth, wind and fire 13/12/23 8:20:07	20

Crunchy Chords	lol 🎵 “It's such a wondrous night, The moon and stars are shining. I know my voice is shite, I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 06/12/23 20:01:11	5 20
Challenge accepted, Julia.🎵 “It's not entirely my faultMy songs sound like gargled phlegmI'm trying to sing from music notesThat have a backward stem." 🎵Anyone else want to have a go? --Crunchy Chords
Al Overy	clever Very annoying in jams. 03/12/23 17:55:52	20

Karen McDonald	"You just couldn't wait to try that new hedge trimmer, could you?" 01/12/23 13:29:22	20

Nigel Marshall	At least knife crime is down. 26/11/23 12:19:08	20

Brian Butterfield	That magpie has 20 medals. Never seen battle. He just likes collecting shiny things. 17/11/23 12:07:00	20

C CaMel	lol Experienced idiot seeks village. 16/11/23 12:23:53	13 20
Don't tell anybody, but I only use the same 26 letters to write my captions. No other letters, just a different order. --Willie Johnson
Karen McDonald	clever "Haven't I seen your face somewhere before? ah yes, in the hallway, in the dining room, in the study....." 16/11/23 8:30:23	20

Al Overy	Stiff drinks 07/11/23 20:00:28	20

Brian Butterfield	"The toilet is key to this. Otherwise, we'd have nothing to go on." 03/11/23 12:04:15	20

Mark Wilson	"No need to put your name in your coat, I don't think anyone will nick it" 24/10/23 19:06:22	20

Stephen Bean	lol "So, do you make a good living being a professional captioneer?" 22/10/23 19:29:21	5 20
Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
The Wolf	You should always check the small print before booking a cheap all inclusive holiday. 21/10/23 11:03:17	20

Al Overy	Traumatised as a child, Tim vowed he'd never miss an ice cream van ever again... 15/10/23 7:09:58	20

Karen McDonald	Girls beehiving badly. 14/10/23 7:21:10	20

The Wolf	"I don't have time for this shit." 12/10/23 11:26:04	20

The Wolf	Land Phil. 10/10/23 7:03:26	20

Ian Skelding	clever Butt on mushroom 03/10/23 7:02:45	20

KT A	The new chicken McThugget 01/10/23 7:51:10	20

Scrijjy Doo	Sigourney Wiener 27/09/23 19:04:37	20

Dave Bryan	lol ''Of course I emptied the pot before I put it on my head. What kind of imbecile do you think I am?'' 25/09/23 7:40:05	20

Tony S	"I can accept you getting him a set of dentures Dave but I'm not happy about the tongue piercing. " 16/09/23 11:15:36	20

Karen McDonald	clever Bread Astair. 15/09/23 7:33:44	20

Stephen Bean	A Pail of Two Kitties 12/09/23 11:07:14	2 20
We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
Karen McDonald	This is what happens when you meet people on Grindr. 31/08/23 19:42:29	1 20
Or, for that matter, meat people. --James Lennox
Vanessa the Guesser	Scratching post. 26/08/23 19:08:19	20

Ian Skelding	Obviously not a Diplomat. 22/08/23 12:16:52	20

Ian Skelding	Nun Smoking Area 19/08/23 11:08:21	20

Molly R	"Maybe I shouldn't have kept the chickens in the same shed as the uranium." 16/08/23 11:07:06	20

C CaMel	“Our Amazon driver has left your ‘Self Inflato-Mary’ in a hidden location outside your property.” 28/07/23 7:08:15	2 20

Dave Bryan	creative ''I wish the kids would play outside instead of always being under my feet.'' 18/07/23 11:18:12	20

Stephen Bean	clever Scream in pain 21/06/23 7:01:38	20

Karen McDonald	lol x3 This Morning audience watch in silence as Holly tries to seperate itself from giant fruitcake. 13/06/23 11:18:20	1 20

Al Overy	It was far safer than reading it on the web. 05/06/23 11:01:51	20

Vanessa the Guesser	"What a ridiculous orange nose!" thought the snowman. 03/06/23 19:00:31	20

Dave Bryan	clever 🎵 Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner............. 15/05/23 11:00:38, edited: 15/05/23 11:02:02	20

Paul Hair	The Caked Crusader 15/05/23 11:00:13	20

Stephen Bean	"Watch out, he's charging!" 11/05/23 11:00:53	20

Mark England	Lavish 06/05/23 7:00:54	20

Phil Swan	Going down the slide was a near death experience 01/05/23 11:06:38	20

Dave Bryan	This photo looks like it has been digitally enhanced. 28/04/23 7:00:10	20

stoneface1	"How's Dave's job going?" "He's doing well. In fact he's just asked for a bigger celery." 24/04/23 11:07:02	20

Dave Bryan	Buoy scouts 24/04/23 7:16:18	20

Mr Toad	It was the perfect place to stay for a couple of knights 20/04/23 9:58:07	20

Stephen Bean	Driving Miss Daisy 04/04/23 11:00:07	20

C CaMel	“Were there any signs your 4 year old was planning to run away?” 30/03/23 11:18:22, edited: 30/03/23 11:26:32	20

The Wolf	Diary entry. 23.03.23 It's my second day of being a vegetarian. The hallucinations are getting worse and anywhere I know there's meat, I imagine it being a huge delicious burger and I want to eat it. Today was also my Nan's funeral which was horrible when the hearse arrived. 23/03/23 20:00:40	3 20
Given all the formaldehyde I'm actually picturing Nan as the pickle. --James Lennox
Phil Swan	A pooh dunnit murder mystery 22/03/23 8:04:13	20

Chris Keegan	"Darling, I think your mother may have fallen out of bed again" 18/03/23 12:01:19	20

Tony S	Please don't return me to Jan I'm not lost I'm looking for June she is so much hotter. 11/03/23 8:24:29	20

Mark Cowling	creative clever He's not the messiah, he's a very knotty boy! 09/03/23 9:09:03	1 20
Nailed it. --Al Overy
Al Overy	lol creative clever SPY BALLOON SCANDAL: Germany denies any involvement. 18/02/23 8:00:12	6 20
I’ve not seen this elsewhere. I also don’t think it’s necessary to use comments to criticise captions. Better just to withhold your vote and move on. --Chris Beach
Mark England	clever "Well done Dave. Now that's much better than your previous 'Grab the Cock' sign. 17/02/23 8:05:41	20

Tony S	Reports that The Simpsons cast members were caught stealing in Iran. 11/02/23 12:04:02	20

Dave Bryan	Later that afternoon Dave fell and killed himself working on the flat above. But that's another storey. 10/02/23 20:05:24	20

Vanessa the Guesser	So what? I wore a tank top. 09/02/23 20:01:57	20

Julie Bridge	Beryl was asked to help with the protest if she had nothing on. 30/01/23 12:01:45	20

Julie Bridge	They just can't go straight 29/01/23 20:11:00	20

KT A	Looks like the drink has gone to his head. 27/01/23 20:16:40	20

Tony Edwards	creative She's got horizon him. 25/01/23 21:02:59	20

B L	“Mayday mayday mayday”. 16/01/23 20:00:14	2 20

Greg Curtis	"When did you notice Nan going downhill?..." 30/12/22 8:23:34, edited: 30/12/22 8:23:58	20

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