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''I prefer to have sax in the toilet,'' said George Michael.
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Sister Sledge
16/08/25 7:00:19
The dad, I guess, was a perm donor
02/08/25 11:01:41
“It’s okay the landlord has gone now “ said Dave
24/07/25 7:09:04
Oh, so that's why.
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The Da Vinci Coke
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How to get a seat on a train by yourself PART 3
07/07/25 11:28:00
“Nan’s having one of her turns again.”
24/06/25 19:02:37
🎵 I want to hole your hand 🎵
17/06/25 11:05:12
Here comes the Son
17/06/25 11:01:18
AUSTRALIAN RULES FOOTBALLNobody was quite sure what was going on down under.
11/06/25 11:47:11
"Not another bat photo!" moaned the Transylvanian Captioneers.
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Toddler Still Attached To World's Longest Umbilical Cord.
25/05/25 7:02:34
“When you’re trying to get off to sleep and Mr Anxiety turns up to ruin it.”
24/05/25 7:40:45
You spoil that donkey..
14/05/25 7:03:11
"I'll be back""I'll be right leg""I'll be left leg"
08/05/25 8:49:30
“Pope Trump repaints Sistine Chapel Ceiling.”
06/05/25 11:08:41
🎵 I can see clearly now the mane has gone
23/04/25 21:00:22
"This'll make a change for the repairman. I usually call him about the leeks."
23/04/25 11:15:30
May clog your arteries.
04/04/25 7:03:54
''OK, you've made your point. I'll remember to put the seat down in future.''
17/03/25 12:06:35
I couldn't decide what colour to paint the bedroom door, so I decided to sleep on it
11/03/25 8:13:21
It's so boring watching the Euros.
21/02/25 8:03:39
It's always a dilemma who to save from a burning building first, but I think you should have started with the children.
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Dave finally dumped his girlfriend.
16/02/25 12:02:12
"I torte saw a pudding cat."
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Colliefilla
24/01/25 20:29:55
“Waiter, this is too rare.”
13/01/25 12:22:26
Chute to kill.
10/01/25 8:07:35
I suspect fowl play.
04/01/25 12:51:57
"For God's sake somebody take Y.M.C.A off the P.A. system!"
01/01/25 12:09:00
"We didn't have any really big cups... But I found this under the bed."
09/12/24 8:02:19
German kids like to reserve their place in the ice cream queue.
07/12/24 12:04:41
In days of old when knights used Bold
20/11/24 20:14:19
Dashound through the snow.
20/11/24 12:01:22
“Day 3 of Slimming World and here come the hallucinations.”
12/11/24 8:37:52
“They just left it in my allotment, I thought; that’s a bit of a liberty.”
04/11/24 12:07:15
I wouldn't worry. It's not often that Scotland get anything in the back of the net.
23/10/24 19:08:54
A stray in a manger.
18/10/24 19:02:45
101 Demonstrations
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and Ken-obi
25/09/24 11:00:39
No I said I wanted my hair in a bun.
24/09/24 12:12:14
I just hope she doesn't tread on Pooh
17/09/24 7:12:04
Is Father Christmas real? No it's just a phallacy.
14/09/24 11:05:49
Anyone can parallel park, but only a master can isosceles park.
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"Cycling really makes my calves ache.""You should try giving birth to them."
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Tina's wedding was ruined by a sudden down paw.
18/08/24 11:05:03
I have little faith in these new condoms
09/08/24 7:00:35
Telehubby
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Tr
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"Now, Timmy, it's not nice to mock Donald Trump."
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She's a keeper.
12/07/24 11:35:46
"Don't worry love I shall get you out of here it's not right to keep a woman in a cage ."
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The Kong's Speech
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I tried to tell him how daft he looked in that outfit, but it was like talking to a brick wall
20/06/24 11:10:51
St Knickerless
14/06/24 11:00:24
Kids have no respect for their elders nowadays.
09/06/24 7:33:36
See it. Slay it. Sorted.
07/06/24 11:09:38
"Don't mind the cat, it's the dogs you have to worry about."
06/06/24 11:03:13
8 out of 10 cats prefer whispers
28/05/24 11:02:24
“What’s that Bear doing with our trash can?”“Viennese Waltz, I think.”
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Inboxing
06/05/24 11:00:19
The Empire Striker's Back
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The audition notice for Catwoman should have been clearer.
24/04/24 7:16:06
New wool shop opens in Mablethorpe.
20/04/24 7:14:49
"Who are you waving at?""That nice lady from social services."
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Kitty kitty bang bang.
09/04/24 11:00:48
“We do a tortoise one but delivery takes a lot longer.”
07/04/24 11:04:19
All the Presidents Ken
30/03/24 8:04:24
Fake moos
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Skippy Dipping
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Panthouse.
11/03/24 21:16:42
"You know, Doc, I was a bit worried when you started mentioning something about atrophy."
11/03/24 8:06:42
"They had to react, Trevor, because the other side have taken the lead."
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Jurassic Parking
25/02/24 8:01:47
"I'm not eating this Oral B sick."
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"I thought smoking was bad for my lungs." "Don't worry, they're not your lungs."
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"Call the police. There's a hold up at the bank."
18/02/24 12:10:16
"He had a lovely send off."
14/02/24 12:08:11
There were many things Dave liked about being a vet, but treating a Hippo with haemorrhoids was not one of them.
14/02/24 8:24:41
“To make matters worse I’ve just found out my boyfriend’s a pouffe.”
13/02/24 8:10:51
''She only used to visit us occasionally but now she's become part of the furniture.''
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"No thank you, it looks like it's been laced with something."
04/02/24 20:42:26
The only time Windows was supported by Apple.
04/02/24 12:03:28
The police advanced driving test was a lot more challenging back in the 60's.
04/02/24 8:58:56
Does nobody ever tidy this bloody house it's February.
03/02/24 8:08:24
Cargo pants.
28/01/24 20:10:53
Last time I saw legs like that they were holding up a snooker table.
20/01/24 8:02:44
"Any last requests?"
17/01/24 8:24:33
AirBFG
29/12/23 8:09:24
“More of a flea market.”
18/12/23 20:02:10
Wife of Pi
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Girth, wind and fire
13/12/23 8:20:07
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,The moon and stars are shining.I know my voice is shite,I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵
06/12/23 20:01:11
Very annoying in jams.
03/12/23 17:55:52
"You just couldn't wait to try that new hedge trimmer, could you?"
01/12/23 13:29:22
At least knife crime is down.
26/11/23 12:19:08
That magpie has 20 medals. Never seen battle. He just likes collecting shiny things.
17/11/23 12:07:00
Experienced idiot seeks village.
16/11/23 12:23:53
"Haven't I seen your face somewhere before? ah yes, in the hallway, in the dining room, in the study....."
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