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phil mcavity Vote score: 423phil mcavity

'Next time I'm having a caesarian.'

05/09/12 12:54:25

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Rachael Ozimek Vote score: 530Rachael Ozimek

Someone got laid last night

05/09/12 12:10:51

 
Mark England Vote score: 16542Mark England

The deleted sex scene from Chicken Run

05/09/12 12:48:37

 
crm Vote score: 294crm

The egg suspected fowl play.

05/09/12 12:02:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31443Tony Edwards

Hatch-22.

05/09/12 12:08:39

 
Ken Stapleton Vote score: 1589Ken Stapleton

I think this is one for the photo albumen?
Yes Chuck, egg white agree

05/09/12 12:07:01

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Julie Vote score: 310Julie

I don't know what's worse, you getting a good stuffing for dinner or me having to get my top off for a line of soldiers at breakfast

05/09/12 23:25:16

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Mark England Vote score: 16542Mark England

"Trussed up chicken, fisted and stuffed, garnished with lightly beaten love eggs. This is not any food, it's S&M food"

05/09/12 14:28:26

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 1081Baglan Gladiator

Henema

05/09/12 13:47:47

 
David Devine Vote score: 1725David Devine

If you're looking for an easy lay forget it.

05/09/12 12:13:17

 
Terry Adlam Vote score: 86Terry Adlam

No, I was here first!

05/09/12 19:48:39

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5934Tosser Wivlov

At the moment of death his whole life flashed before his eyes.

05/09/12 14:29:03

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

It isn't ova until the fat bird sings.

05/09/12 13:33:38

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20326John Glover

"I'm sorry, but I am a bit shell shocked."

05/09/12 12:53:35

 
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

Tell the cockerel I've got an eggache.

05/09/12 12:06:39

 
Roley Martin Vote score: 1863Roley Martin

Eggsamination

05/09/12 12:03:18

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

♫ "I believe I can fry..."

05/09/12 12:18:40

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

Go away i have shell shock

05/09/12 16:27:37

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5934Tosser Wivlov

I'm waiting for a Grommet.

05/09/12 15:00:14

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3346Paul Woolley

"I'm looking forward to my holiday. Apparently I'm going to Zanussi and the temperature there is Gas Mark 4!"

05/09/12 12:58:31

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5934Tosser Wivlov

Midwife crisis.

05/09/12 12:58:10

 
Mark England Vote score: 16542Mark England

"Get stuffed!"
"How dare you speak to your mother like that"

05/09/12 12:55:27

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

"GO AWAY, I'm having a smear!"

05/09/12 12:27:50

 
Spud Gunn Vote score: 1595Spud Gunn

Egmund regretted ordering the 'cougar' model blow-up doll, he should've opted for the 'sexy chick' model instead.

05/09/12 12:15:52

 
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

German Chicken on Holiday

05/09/12 12:12:38

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20007John Llamas

I'm sorry darling it's true, Bernard Matthews is your father

05/09/12 12:11:25

 
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Do you need a Pilau?

05/09/12 12:04:38

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20007John Llamas

Oeuf uck

05/09/12 12:02:40

 
crm Vote score: 294crm

'Are you my Mummy?'

05/09/12 12:02:19

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Rachael Ozimek Vote score: 530Rachael Ozimek

I guess the chicken came first

05/09/12 12:00:21

 
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