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Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

"That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence."

17/10/16 20:31:44

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Come fry with me... --Pussy Galore
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35650Welsh Rarebit

Come Die With Me

17/10/16 22:05:37

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

Bone Appetit!

17/10/16 20:32:18

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

Well this looks like a hip joint

17/10/16 22:04:55

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Give me some skin man!

17/10/16 23:28:23

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2441Steve Davies

Lawn of the dead .

17/10/16 20:00:41

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5574Hercules Rockefeller

Kate Moss & Keira Knightley enjoy an afternoon brunch.

17/10/16 20:07:19

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

'Think I'll try the spare ribs'

17/10/16 20:01:02

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

They were almost sitting in symmetry

17/10/16 23:16:33

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Waiter: "Sorry, did you say two coffees or two coffins to go?"

17/10/16 23:11:31

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 16004Darthey Bussell

Thinner Date

17/10/16 22:02:10

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 16004Darthey Bussell

Restaurant In Peace

17/10/16 21:52:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

"This is the last time that we are coming here."

17/10/16 20:45:43

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Mummy, can I play with Grandma and Grandad again?"
"No, for goodness sake leave them to rest in peace."

17/10/16 20:24:58

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

A dogs dinner

17/10/16 20:11:13

 
Andrea  Hickling Vote score: 817Andrea Hickling

“Do you think the treacle pudding will stick to my ribs?”

17/10/16 20:06:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21692Michael Winner

"Better get back to work, Dave- it's that bloody Jason and his Argonauts."

18/10/16 21:05:37

 
Colin Dyerson Vote score: 19Colin Dyerson

You have always been bone idle Jeff

18/10/16 14:57:52

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Menu please, and make no bones about it.

18/10/16 13:15:20

 
Dev B Vote score: 410Dev B

Ozzy Osborne's guests tonight

18/10/16 12:12:41

 
Dev B Vote score: 410Dev B

(TTD) The Talking Dead

18/10/16 7:28:54

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

It's turned out Jolly, Roger

17/10/16 23:33:30

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Skeleton slapping table: "Oh Norris, you're so humerus."

17/10/16 23:28:48

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

Knuckle Sandwich

17/10/16 23:19:10

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

Romance is dead

17/10/16 23:10:29

 
larry G. Vote score: 1242larry G.

"Excuse me waitress, how much longer? We're so hungry we're farting fresh air."

17/10/16 23:09:48

 
larry G. Vote score: 1242larry G.

Extreme liposuction.

17/10/16 22:59:15

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

The Rolling Stones announce another world tour.

17/10/16 22:45:02

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9140Neil Mackenzie

The Winners of Weight Watchers 2016.

17/10/16 22:25:11

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Tea for twom

17/10/16 22:23:37

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 16004Darthey Bussell

Nothing to see here. Just your average everyday vegan restaurant.

17/10/16 22:23:19

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 6575Mr Dome

Back at the First Dates restaurant, Jane and Marco are enjoying their first romantic meal together. Jane has just commented how romantic the setting is, the ambience of the restaurant, the lovely meal they just ate and has just told Marco how much of a gentleman he's been tonight. This has been her ideal first date. Marco, on the other hand, just wants to bone her.

17/10/16 22:00:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

"Two skinny lattes please."

17/10/16 21:18:48

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Do you think we should go inside? I'm chilled to the bone out here.

17/10/16 20:12:00

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35650Welsh Rarebit

Neighbours from Hell

17/10/16 20:01:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

The service is a bit slow in here tonight

17/10/16 20:00:19

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5432Glyn Evans

This section is reserved for R.I.Ps only.

17/10/16 20:00:18

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

'Al (&) fresco dining'

17/10/16 22:00:12

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

How it feels to be waiting on season 7 of The Walking Dead.

17/10/16 21:30:20

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18903John Glover

"Look Antonio there's that nice Mr Shylock."

17/10/16 21:24:20

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Meet 2 veggies, and grave-y?

17/10/16 20:56:04

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2441Steve Davies

How romantic , looks like they must be on their first expired date.

17/10/16 20:49:38

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

"Let's sit in the shade before we peel"

17/10/16 20:45:36

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4191Kenny Ireland

Late meal.

17/10/16 20:44:52

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

Two Corpses for £12.99

17/10/16 20:38:05

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12390Dan Nicholls

Meal or No Meal.

17/10/16 20:35:49

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5432Glyn Evans

"Anybody?"

17/10/16 20:29:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20559Ian Skelding

"Don't bother serving them, they're a couple of nobodies."

17/10/16 20:24:55

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Those two have always been rogues. You can see right through them.

17/10/16 20:17:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35650Welsh Rarebit

"Service please"

17/10/16 20:09:36

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Today on Embarrassing Bodies we investigate the quest for Size Zero and pose the question: "Can you be too thin?"

17/10/16 20:08:21

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

"The Maitre d' recommended the Ghoulash"

17/10/16 20:06:41

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10836Smuldo

Arboretomb.

17/10/16 20:01:52

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10836Smuldo

The Grave Outdoors.

17/10/16 20:01:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35650Welsh Rarebit

"Chicken in the Casket for two please waiter"

17/10/16 20:00:08

 
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