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C CaMel Vote score: 3954C CaMel

"I can hardly walk in these eels!"

01/06/18 7:09:09

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1272tony kelly

''Let's all do the conga...''

01/06/18 8:12:07

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

“She’s got some guts .....”

01/06/18 7:23:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11770Dan Nicholls

Out-testines

01/06/18 7:09:20

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28348Tony Edwards

Balloon modelling

01/06/18 10:23:11

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 294Tiny Alien

The bird that caught the worms

01/06/18 10:19:55

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21163Michael Winner

"I just don't know what she sees in him- he's just a parasitic slimeball."

01/06/18 7:18:20

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19990Ian Skelding

"OK, OK, Miss Kanu, you win, I'll give you a prescription for a course of antibiotics."

01/06/18 7:17:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11770Dan Nicholls

Jesus Marie! I said we need ten drills on set!

01/06/18 7:11:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4474Chris Keegan

I have to tell you that I like a 'natural' woman, but oh my word, her pubic hair is absolutely astonishing!

01/06/18 7:06:35

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More like tubic hair :) --Mr Dome
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

"Eve was bullied into eating an apple."

02/06/18 16:11:34

 
stone face Vote score: 3088stone face

Nice asp.

01/06/18 7:13:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19990Ian Skelding

"I'll just slip into something more comfortable."

01/06/18 7:02:48

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

And here's Tanisha, showing off her latest squeeze.

01/06/18 10:46:45

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18338John Glover

Colostomy bags will never be fashionable.

01/06/18 10:42:25

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5064Glyn Evans

"Come on - what did you say to piss off Maleficent?!"

01/06/18 10:27:02

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5064Glyn Evans

"You say hosepipe ban. I don't play by your rules..."

01/06/18 10:13:37

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5064Glyn Evans

A vent garde.

01/06/18 9:56:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18338John Glover

Head over eels.

01/06/18 9:49:33

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 294Tiny Alien

Don't worry, as soon as the shark sees you, we'll pull you up!

01/06/18 9:13:49

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34275Welsh Rarebit

Someone forgot to worm the catwalk.

01/06/18 9:00:58

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Anyone got a pin?"

01/06/18 9:00:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28348Tony Edwards

What Meghan really wanted to wear for her wedding.

01/06/18 8:45:06

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 294Tiny Alien

Mrs Tickle

01/06/18 8:28:15

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"That's a krakken outfit."

01/06/18 8:06:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28348Tony Edwards

"It's the worst case of worms that I have ever seen!"

01/06/18 8:03:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5886Mr Dome

Black mamba

01/06/18 7:43:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2897Dave Bryan

New spring range fails to stop sales slump at M & S.

01/06/18 7:41:40

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8851Neil Mackenzie

Quick. I think she's got the bends.

01/06/18 7:38:40

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8851Neil Mackenzie

She's just a pipe dream.

01/06/18 7:37:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2897Dave Bryan

YouTube

01/06/18 7:36:43

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2639GeeDee

Ria is serpent to win this years Miss Uganda

01/06/18 7:32:20

 
stone face Vote score: 3088stone face

Trust her irritable bowel syndrome to start playing up .

01/06/18 7:32:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3677Vivvy En

Bloody suckers...! They'll wear anything.

01/06/18 7:30:33

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

You’re supposed to wait for them to produce the silk

01/06/18 7:29:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7208Vanessa the Guesser

Meanwhile in Lilliput, Marsha had fallen into a worm cast again.

01/06/18 7:25:00

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3954C CaMel

Nice legs!

01/06/18 7:24:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4474Chris Keegan

How will I recognise you?

01/06/18 7:10:52

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11770Dan Nicholls

Here - here it is. The moment Angela realised modelling was NOT for her.

01/06/18 7:10:08

 
stone face Vote score: 3088stone face

Octopussy.

01/06/18 7:10:03

 
stone face Vote score: 3088stone face

My brother has just took her home - I tell you what, eel be sorry.

01/06/18 7:08:59

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19990Ian Skelding

The replacement for the chastity belt.

01/06/18 7:07:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34275Welsh Rarebit

"Next is the leechwear, just in time for this hot and humid weather we've been having."

01/06/18 7:00:13

 
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