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James Lennox

"Where on earth is the bow?"

"At the front."

17/11/21 9:04:49

Vanessa the Guesser

I've often suspected that some gondoliers are on the fiddle.

17/11/21 8:00:21

Dave Bryan

''You're playing in the wrong quay.''

17/11/21 8:00:08

I guess you could say it's quayn't? --Willie Johnson

Vanessa the Guesser

"It Handel's quite well"

17/11/21 8:09:09

Hercules Rockefeller

"We're gonna need a bigger note."

17/11/21 8:13:55

Scrijjy Doo

Violin in C

17/11/21 17:13:50

Neil Mackenzie

Just one Cornet give it to me.

17/11/21 9:26:02

Stephen Bean

"So why did we steal Gulliver's violin again?"

"Have you heard him play?"

17/11/21 8:38:31

That's right caption author. 34,686 Gulliver jokes in one week is slightly excessive. If you keep this up, we might have to superglue your fingers to the keyboard. --Willie Johnson

Dot Old

H₂Overture

17/11/21 8:09:09

Mark England

🎵 Just one Concerto....🎵

17/11/21 9:28:03

The Wolf

"Oh you've got to be kidding me."...said Captain Sully.

17/11/21 9:00:47

Dave Bryan

''Hello, Wigan.''

17/11/21 8:39:14

This caption is even more funny now that I’ve just read more articles about faster routes to Wigan. Hahahaha. Folks, read ‘News Thump’ Hilarious spoof news. I think it’s funnier than The Daily Mash and I thought that would be impossible. :D --Karen Oakenfull