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"Mittens, honey, I've got good news and bad. The good news is I have that pesky mouse cornered..."

01/02/22 20:10:14

“Right you two. We’ve been reported to the RSPCA regarding allegations of bestiality. They will be here any minute now so just act normal.”

01/02/22 22:41:00

"Cough, please."

01/02/22 22:01:47

An unfortunate connection for Siamese Twins

01/02/22 20:31:09

"Stoneface, go away with that firework."

01/02/22 20:06:52

“What’s up Pussycat?”

01/02/22 20:02:22

It costs extra for that.

01/02/22 20:01:06

"Felix, I appreciate you trying to protect my modesty, but I'm trying to have a poo."

01/02/22 20:00:13

No pussy to see here...

01/02/22 21:45:10

Not the whole picture.

01/02/22 20:12:25

''What are you doing, Tom?''

''Trying to shut you up. As soon as you get on the phone you start talking out of your arse.''

01/02/22 20:08:40

"Okay, Dave, we want kippers for dinner or I release the gas."

01/02/22 20:06:58

''It's that Peeping Tom again, Mittens.''

01/02/22 20:04:38

“You’re not coming anywhere near him with that pencil.”

01/02/22 20:04:02

"Mittens, did you get into the superglue again? What are you up to now?"

01/02/22 22:00:22

''Will you stop pawing me, Tom? You're behaving like an animal.''

01/02/22 20:40:16

"Where's the cork from my wine bottle?...NO MITTENS, I know you don't like Muffin using your litter tray but that's not nice."

01/02/22 20:12:52

"Hold the feline, please. I have another call coming through."

01/02/22 20:07:22

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

01/02/22 20:05:05