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Pareidolia is a psychological phenomenon that causes people to see faces in everyday things, unless youre a Captioneer and then you see tits and penises.
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James Lennox Vote score: 5356James Lennox

Pareidolia is a psychological phenomenon that causes people to see faces in everyday things, unless you're a Captioneer and then you see tits and penises.

27/02/20 20:12:02

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If you're a captioneer, there actually ARE faces in everyday things. --Willie Johnson
Stu Dent Vote score: 3749Stu Dent

Knotty Ash

27/02/20 20:02:11

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"Ken used to live there." "Did he?" "No, Doddy." --stone face
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10561Neil Mackenzie

Ha my birth place. My Dad always said I fell out of the ugly tree!

27/02/20 21:39:28

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4422Karyn Harrison

Treenage acne is a birch.

27/02/20 20:45:51

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Or a beech. --Willie Johnson
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5027Chris Halliwell

... and here we have the tree planted on John Merrick's grave.

27/02/20 22:57:39

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2117Scrijjy Doo

You're treeing up the wrong bark.

28/02/20 0:42:18

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Is it a dogwood perhaps? --Willie Johnson
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18087Troompa Loompa

Ribbed Fir your pleasure

27/02/20 21:53:35

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Just Fir Yew. --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 6985The Wolf

Never give your bonsai tree steroids...

27/02/20 21:15:33

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1017Mark Wilson

I was just walking in the park when a giant octopus tried to grab me

27/02/20 20:53:20

 
Mark England Vote score: 16546Mark England

"When you said the tree had hives I thought you meant it was infested with bees"

27/02/20 20:28:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Leprotree

27/02/20 20:00:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20345John Glover

Love me, love me knotts.

27/02/20 20:59:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31465Tony Edwards

Too much junk in the trunk.

27/02/20 20:47:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Butch Elm Disease

27/02/20 20:00:08

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 491Charles Gilbert

Gnarly...

29/02/20 4:05:24

 
Dev B Vote score: 610Dev B

I need to look up the name of this tree in the Dicktionary

28/02/20 8:12:06

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5704C CaMel

Caution, seed bumps.

28/02/20 5:49:42

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1017Mark Wilson

Excuse me, I'm a bit lost could you point me the the direction of the haunted woods please.

27/02/20 22:57:42

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20345John Glover

"This disease is usually restricted to the trunk."
"Looks like it's branching out."

27/02/20 21:06:41

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5704C CaMel

Going out on a limb here but I do have an itchy arse.

27/02/20 20:56:24

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5676Vivvy En

Nothing to see here, Jester burly tree

27/02/20 20:52:58

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9432Mr Dome

Undercover copse

27/02/20 20:51:42

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1017Mark Wilson

I see exactly where the squirrels have hidden their nuts

27/02/20 20:48:26

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6516Glyn Evans

This is what your arteries will look like if you don't maintain a low fat diet.

27/02/20 20:47:02

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21958Ian Skelding

"Nice park, where is it?"
"He's in that tree, look."

27/02/20 20:47:01

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1511Rachel P

“It’s callous what’s happening to trees”

27/02/20 20:15:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9075Dave Bryan

''It seems to have caught a dreadful disease. Where can we find a tree surgeon?''

''Alder Hey Hospital.''

27/02/20 20:15:23

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5704C CaMel

"You planted it upside down Jim."

27/02/20 20:09:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31465Tony Edwards

The Great Bunion

27/02/20 20:04:52

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5704C CaMel

Genial walks

27/02/20 20:04:17

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9317Stephen Bean

If Aldi sold trees instead of vegetables…

27/02/20 20:02:31

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An Aldi Alder? --Willie Johnson
Stu Dent Vote score: 3749Stu Dent

Forest Dump

27/02/20 20:01:21

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Forest mump ..... perhaps? --John Glover
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9317Stephen Bean

"Do you think I have Groot tits?"

27/02/20 20:00:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Treeceps and Biceps

27/02/20 20:00:40

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3229Crunchy Chords

'Dating Treebeard is great, once you get past the horrifying knotty bits.'

27/02/20 20:00:17

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1511Rachel P

Gnarls Barkley

27/02/20 20:00:17

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3749Stu Dent

The elephant palm

27/02/20 20:00:08

 
Dave E Vote score: 46Dave E

and the same to yew with knobs on

27/02/20 20:00:08

 
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