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Never give bubblegum to your dog.
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James Lennox Vote score: 4055James Lennox

Never give bubblegum to your dog.

16/01/20 23:35:44

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Well played Mr Lennox. Brilliant caption! --Karyn Harrison
stone face Vote score: 6342stone face

"I told you she ate the hamster."

16/01/20 12:53:05

  
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13870Dan Nicholls

Why did you call your dog Exclamation Mark?

16/01/20 12:14:26

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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38518Welsh Rarebit

Introducing the new Mutt Plug

16/01/20 12:00:03

  
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 7858Chris Keegan

While the local Council aren’t famous for good ideas, the new free butt plugs have significantly reduced dog fouling.

16/01/20 12:00:13

  
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Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1575Scrijjy Doo

If there's one thing that's funny it's anal cancer.

16/01/20 14:18:10

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I totally agree with Karyn. The dog looks healthy and if it is a lump which is hard to tell from the photo, it's smooth surface suggests something quite benign. It looked like a pixie to me as the owner seems to have trimmed the area in that shap... --Stephen Bean
James Lennox Vote score: 4055James Lennox

It's not just an old wives' tale: Dogs can't digest potatoes.

16/01/20 13:11:06

  
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Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

Pedigree bum

16/01/20 14:55:26

  
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James Lennox Vote score: 4055James Lennox

"On second thoughts waiter, I won't have a doggy bag."

16/01/20 13:22:02

  
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John Glover Vote score: 19797John Glover

"I told you his bedding was damp, look, isn't that a bloody mushroom?"

16/01/20 13:06:52

  
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stone face Vote score: 6342stone face

"You say your dog has got no charisma? Well my dog's got piles."

16/01/20 12:55:02

  
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 6138Stephen Bean

Tapeworms can lay Mastiff eggs.

16/01/20 12:45:30

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The Wolf Vote score: 5484The Wolf

In general, Rex is a friendly little dog. But he can be an evil bastard if he gets hold of a Smurf's penis...

16/01/20 12:05:40

  
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Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1575Scrijjy Doo

Harrington's has more chunks of real beef!

16/01/20 21:12:23

  
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Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

Mutt with a sore butt

16/01/20 14:54:42

  
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Rachel P Vote score: 363Rachel P

Nincompoop

16/01/20 12:37:34

  
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 6138Stephen Bean

My boss just asked me why I'm staring at a dog's arse...

16/01/20 12:33:24

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Just another Thursday. --Scrijjy Doo
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

We named him Hitler!

16/01/20 12:29:15

  
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 21179Ian Skelding

"Damn, I can't find my golf ball anywhere."

16/01/20 12:22:09

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Looks like a hole in one. --Dave Bryan
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6783Dave Bryan

''As I inserted the plug, darling, I think it's only fair that you take it out.''

16/01/20 12:20:56

  
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 7858Chris Keegan

“So why on earth did you call your dog Buttboil?”

16/01/20 12:11:51

  
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Mr Dome Vote score: 8364Mr Dome

It's not the first time I've had a bitch approach me from behind with a strap-on

16/01/20 12:10:49

  
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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9721Neil Mackenzie

The Vet made a balls up.

16/01/20 12:02:52

  
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sarah solway Vote score: 101sarah solway

"This is a shit walk!"

18/01/20 2:37:14

  
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larry G. Vote score: 1415larry G.

“They don’t call me corky for nothing.”

17/01/20 2:22:02

  
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Mark Wilson Vote score: 176Mark Wilson

Talking out of your arse again I see.

16/01/20 16:37:38

  
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Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

"hemorrhoid's aren't funny, they're hilarious"

16/01/20 16:00:26

  
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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3633Karyn Harrison

In an effort to cure his dog's constipation Raymond gave Fido a soap enema. Raymond isn't very bright.

16/01/20 14:22:24

  
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Rachel P Vote score: 363Rachel P

In tackling Climate change, dogs are finding ways to turn down the heat

16/01/20 13:32:22

  
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James Lennox Vote score: 4055James Lennox

Mutt Butt Putt golf is a simple, but challenging, game.

16/01/20 13:17:28

  
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 30521Tony Edwards

"He's only jealous because I was doing more shagging than he was."

16/01/20 12:35:01

  
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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3633Karyn Harrison

A diet rich in poultry had left Rover egg bound.

16/01/20 12:32:06

  
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13870Dan Nicholls

Dear Guinness book of records, my dog lays eggs...

16/01/20 12:13:14

  
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 6138Stephen Bean

The Bark Side of the Moon

16/01/20 12:09:12

  
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Mr Dome Vote score: 8364Mr Dome

The dog has an arse like a slapped face

16/01/20 12:09:09

  
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Rachel P Vote score: 363Rachel P

I do hope he’s not leading me astray!

16/01/20 12:07:05

  
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The Wolf Vote score: 5484The Wolf

"Hey, get off my hosepipe"... Dennis hated stray dogs.

16/01/20 12:00:09

  
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