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"Ma'am, I'd like to help fix your flat tyre, but I believe travelling alone in a high octane 6.2 litre V8 truck, when you could be driving a small electric vehicle, carpooling, or using public transport, is totally irresponsible and endangers the very planet we live on.""I'll show you my boobs.""Where's your jack?"
18/11/21 13:17:02
“You can almost see the rim.”
18/11/21 12:03:29
"It's nearly bald madam.""Yeah I can see. What razor do you use?"
18/11/21 12:05:58
"I see the problem You have a huge crack."
18/11/21 12:36:35
"Can you see my tool anywhere.""No, just your arse."
18/11/21 12:30:55
BREAKING: GARAGE MECHANIC WINS OPTIMIST OF THE YEAR AWARD ''After I've finished fitting the tyre, would you like to go for a drink?''
18/11/21 12:09:39
The fast and the furry arse.
18/11/21 12:54:49
"You're the third person in a pickup truck to slowly drive past me in the last five minutes. Can't a man have a crap in peace?"
18/11/21 12:26:11
"Tsk, tsk, just as I thought Lady, you need a new engine."
18/11/21 12:14:46
She had expected the Tyreman to be fitter.
18/11/21 19:42:42
'Tyres fitted, and bicycle parking'.
18/11/21 13:44:20
"Thanks for fixing my tyre. By the way, are you an off duty cop?""I am Miss, how did you know?""I caught a glimpse of your Sheriff's Badge."
18/11/21 12:50:04
After the road rage incident things Escaladed quickly
18/11/21 12:47:04
"I think I'm geting to the bottom of the problem.""Mate, the bottom is the problem."
18/11/21 12:28:21
Crack à Jack
18/11/21 12:20:43
"I'm struggling to get the nuts out.""Just stand up and I'm sure they'll come out."
18/11/21 12:10:49
"If you can't change your underwear, then you probably can't change a tire either."
18/11/21 12:02:56
That's really Bad Manners!
18/11/21 12:01:49
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