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"Maam, Id like to help fix your flat tyre, but I believe travelling alone in a high octane 6.2 litre V8 truck, when you could be driving a small electric vehicle, carpooling, or using public transport, is totally irresponsible and endangers t...
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James Lennox Vote score: 9836James Lennox

"Ma'am, I'd like to help fix your flat tyre, but I believe travelling alone in a high octane 6.2 litre V8 truck, when you could be driving a small electric vehicle, carpooling, or using public transport, is totally irresponsible and endangers the very planet we live on."

"I'll show you my boobs."

"Where's your jack?"

18/11/21 13:17:02

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I'll show you mine if you show me yours. --Willie Johnson
C CaMel Vote score: 8047C CaMel

“You can almost see the rim.”

18/11/21 12:03:29

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

"It's nearly bald madam."

"Yeah I can see. What razor do you use?"

18/11/21 12:05:58

 
Ryan F Vote score: 205Ryan F

"I see the problem You have a huge crack."

18/11/21 12:36:35

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6254Tosser Wivlov

"Can you see my tool anywhere."
"No, just your arse."

18/11/21 12:30:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17974Dave Bryan

BREAKING: GARAGE MECHANIC WINS OPTIMIST OF THE YEAR AWARD

''After I've finished fitting the tyre, would you like to go for a drink?''

18/11/21 12:09:39

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

The fast and the furry arse.

18/11/21 12:54:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

"You're the third person in a pickup truck to slowly drive past me in the last five minutes. Can't a man have a crap in peace?"

18/11/21 12:26:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 26653Ian Skelding

"Tsk, tsk, just as I thought Lady, you need a new engine."

18/11/21 12:14:46

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12401Neil Mackenzie

She had expected the Tyreman to be fitter.

18/11/21 19:42:42

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25472Michael Winner

'Tyres fitted, and bicycle parking'.

18/11/21 13:44:20

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9010Al Overy

"Thanks for fixing my tyre. By the way, are you an off duty cop?"

"I am Miss, how did you know?"

"I caught a glimpse of your Sheriff's Badge."

18/11/21 12:50:04

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12755Mr Dome

After the road rage incident things Escaladed quickly

18/11/21 12:47:04

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6254Tosser Wivlov

"I think I'm geting to the bottom of the problem."
"Mate, the bottom is the problem."

18/11/21 12:28:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6590Karyn Harrison

Crack à Jack

18/11/21 12:20:43

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The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

"I'm struggling to get the nuts out."

"Just stand up and I'm sure they'll come out."

18/11/21 12:10:49

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8892Hercules Rockefeller

"If you can't change your underwear, then you probably can't change a tire either."

18/11/21 12:02:56

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6590Karyn Harrison

That's really Bad Manners!

18/11/21 12:01:49

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 11184Chris Keegan

“I think the problem is with the ball joint”
- “Possibly too much weight behind them?”

18/11/21 14:44:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 11184Chris Keegan

“It’s overinflated love”
“You bet! That’s what what happens when your obese , and don’t call me love”

18/11/21 13:51:11

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8558Vivvy En

Penelope liked driving around butt naked. The attraction was instant.

18/11/21 12:59:40

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34791Tony Edwards

The Gluteal Housewives of Cheshire

18/11/21 12:58:11

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22101Troompa Loompa

"I hope you're not giving me a bum steer."

18/11/21 12:26:30

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

"I recently had a bad skid. That's why I don't wear underpants anymore."

18/11/21 12:13:27

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8558Vivvy En

Penelope Pitt stops

18/11/21 12:01:57

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 11184Chris Keegan

She ended up posting a review for Jacks Wheels & Tiers – “An absolutely cracking service!”

18/11/21 12:01:23

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9010Al Overy

"Who's he?"

"Her hubby."

18/11/21 12:00:12

 
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