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Thank God for that. --Chris Halliwell
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"Not long enough," said Mr Wolf. "Another half an hour and I'll have finished bathing her."(Nods to Molly and The Wolf in the Forum) --Stephen Bean
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They might be on to a winner with Satan if the child in the hat is their regular offspring. --Glyn Evans
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06/02/20 20:00:10 |
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Mariah Crispness (belatedly, or extremely early). --Willie Johnson
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I love that there are 3 copycats. Brilliant. --Dan Nicholls
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It's no mean feet --Mr Dome
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Don't mention it, caption author. It's easy to make mistakes when you're in a hurry to post a caption. --Karyn Harrison
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30/01/24 20:01:29, edited: 30/01/24 20:02:12 |
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It grows on trees? --Glyn Evans
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It probably wasn't Al. It's still in the single digits. --Willie Johnson
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29/07/21 19:23:29 |
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Good thing the fan wasn't going. --Willie Johnson
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03/06/21 11:00:47 |
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Adults too. It's easiest when there's a printer attached to the device. I wouldn't recommend it as it's a bit rough on the hole and you can risk paper cuts. --Glyn Evans
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One of my favourite Douglas Adams lines: "Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York, wars and so on - whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the ... --Crunchy Chords
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And they are on her chest. Udderly ridiculous. --Willie Johnson
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Sorry Glyn, it was just me pretending to be Stoneface pretending to be Anon, so the truth is still out there... --James Lennox
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"Will you pay him, honey?" "What?" "I mean, will you pay him honey?" --Willie Johnson
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I love the new extended Director's Cut, but I'll leave it up to you Karyn. Edit: Glad you agree! :^) --Crunchy Chords
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Yep, sorry Kate, bad timing. I've reverted to the original
8:20pm
comment on caption:
Jim Henson's kids didn't even know he existed till they turned 5. [James Lennox]
6:11pm
comment on caption:
"So, my plan is to buy caption.me, rename it pun.me, fire Chris Beach, and ban cat photos. You like that, boy?" [James Lennox]
No, that's her sister, Flora.
11:16pm
comment on caption:
"One wonders if she spreads easily." [James Lennox]
Thanks, Steve, that would emphasize the pun for sure. I just wanted the job title all in Caps, so I'll leave it as is, but I appreciate the suggestion.
8:39am
comment on caption:
Air Traffic Corolla [James Lennox]
"But, Father Dave, I'm also Dave!", said Dave.
4:31pm
comment on caption:
"Sorry, mate. Last confession was Dave. Everyone else is boring." [James Lennox]
Do penguins and polar bears have anything in common?
No, they're poles apart.
12:47pm
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"No, no, no. Penguins live in Antarctica in the Southern Hemisphere, while polar bears live in the Arctic in the Northern Hemisphere. So, despite what Walt Disney will have you believe, we never cohabitate in the wild. Anyway, where were we? Oh yes ... ROAR!!!!" [James Lennox]
Thanks Kathleen, I'm not sure if your pun is less or more excruciating than mine, but it is definitely better
9:26pm
comment on caption:
"What's the matter? Cat got your Mustung?" [James Lennox]
Thanks, Steve. I liked the double pun, but perhaps it detracted from the overall wordplay. Your suggestion probably makes sense.
10:36am
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Grime and Punishment [James Lennox]
You're welcome. I've killed many a caption by going too far with puns. Funny thing is I didn't notice you hadn't written 'Punishment' when I voted.
11:29am
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Grime and Punishment [James Lennox]
Thanks for saving me the time.
8:06pm
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Just so you all know. Googling "Hans Gruber Machine" was unhelpful. [James Lennox]