Fortunately the North Korean nuclear threat wasn't all it had been cracked up to be.

Mon 8:22:01

Giant cone lands on Daily Mail headquarters, trainee journalist gets 1st big scoop.

Mon 8:03:20

Any minute now...wafer it.....wafer it...

Mon 9:06:43

That the last time I ask a French firm to put new glass into one of my buildings.

Mon 8:25:42

Ice cream threatens to top itself.

Mon 8:14:05

"Are there any reasons, why we shouldn't have installed a giant ice cream on top of the office?"

"Err..I can think of hundreds and thousands."

Mon 8:04:17

"Get a grip Gulliver!"

Mon 8:00:12

Conerstone.

Mon 9:41:32

Some people like glass buildings but I prefer Walls.

Mon 8:03:34

"So, what can we do about it? It's his office, and he's the Pope."

Mon 9:41:17

Corneretto.

Mon 9:01:58

Coner office

Mon 9:21:38

"We disguised our satellite dish this way so that it broadcasts to hundreds and thousands"

Mon 8:16:30

Office premises desserted following an outbreak of Conevid 99.

Mon 8:16:22

Excuse me! You couldn't tell me where Mr Whippy lives? It's round here somewhere."

Mon 8:10:12

The giant 5G phone mast, speeds up the signal apparently.
You no longer have to wafer it to load.

Mon 8:08:37

Attack of the Cones

Mon 8:02:06

"And now we all scream."

Mon 8:01:18

My art melts

Mon 8:00:42

I screamed louder than anyone else in opposition to this modern architectural addition.

Mon 14:46:23

I wanted a 99 sign and you’ve put up a 66. Besides that where’s my fucking flake?

Mon 14:41:28

"It's...confection."

Mon 12:03:24

"What if Gulliver had the luck of Dave?....."

Mon 11:56:33

"I see this thing, right, and I SCREAM."

Mon 11:54:17

Edifice cream

Mon 9:46:03

Conedomodum.

Mon 9:19:01

Cone-served building.

Mon 9:15:09

UK cladding companies try another line of the building business which would withstand incompetence.

Mon 9:11:34

Barbicone Building.

Mon 9:11:15

The cream always rises to the top

Mon 8:30:17

🎵 I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one

Mon 8:29:13

''Darling, I told you he wanted a Magnum.''

Mon 8:17:08

"That's odd. Sometimes, I'll get bits of ice cream cone stuck to the roof of my mouth."

Mon 8:14:59

''I told you the caption site was full of drips.''

Mon 8:01:01

"Continuing our tour, on our right now you'll notice the beautiful architecture of The Home for Retired Wizards."

Mon 8:00:59