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"At the time of the explosion the seat was up, so we know the perpetrator was a male. Sticky finger marks suggest he was right handed. And judging by the shoeprints we can tell he wears a size 9 1/2."  "Very good, Watson, but youre ...
"At the time of the explosion the seat was up, so we know the perpetrator was a male. Sticky finger marks suggest he was right handed. And judging by the shoeprints we can tell he wears a size 9 1/2."  "Very good, Watson, but youre ... photo | portfolio
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James Lennox Vote score: 11535James Lennox

"At the time of the explosion the seat was up, so we know the perpetrator was a male. Sticky finger marks suggest he was right handed. And judging by the shoeprints we can tell he wears a size 9 1/2."

"Very good, Watson, but you're missing one important fact."

"What's that, Holmes?"

"This is Caption.me. The perpetrator was obviously Dave."

20/06/22 21:53:21

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12592Al Overy

Turd degree burns.

20/06/22 20:00:50

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 7178Karyn Harrison

Cistern overload!

20/06/22 20:17:59

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5339Scrijjy Doo

IT BURNS WHEN I PEE!

20/06/22 20:04:30

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It sounds like cisternitis. --Karyn Harrison
John  Glover Vote score: 22575John Glover

"See, I told you it would remove the limescale."

21/06/22 12:10:53

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12592Al Overy

"You were in the cubicle next to him when he passed - tell me, what were his last words?"

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!!"

20/06/22 20:00:09

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 2203Glad You Remember

Flash in the pan

21/06/22 17:58:06

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Caused by explosive diarrhea? --Al Overy
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23895Stephen Bean

Crapatoa

20/06/22 20:04:42

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6143Crunchy Chords
"At the time of the explosion the seat was up, so we know the perpetrator was a male. Sticky finger marks suggest he was right handed. And judging by the shoeprints we can tell he wears a size 9 1/2."  "Very good, Watson, but youre ...

20/06/22 20:04:18

 
Mark England Vote score: 19842Mark England

Pompoo

20/06/22 20:02:15

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 8085Leroy Brown

Arse-nist

22/06/22 9:34:35

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6143Crunchy Chords

My husband was coming, so I put out my fag in the toilet cistern, not realising the loo was also his hiding place for the whisky still.

20/06/22 20:07:17

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2521Karen Oakenfull

I bloody hate going to the loo in Tracy Emmin’s house.

21/06/22 0:47:31

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 21436Dave Bryan

''Could you please try another toilet, sir. This one has been used so many times recently it's suffering from burn out.''

20/06/22 20:10:19

 
Dave E Vote score: 661Dave E

Goodness gracious, great ballcocks of fire!

21/06/22 7:26:56

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9800Vivvy En

🎵 Wop drop a loo plop a slop bam BOOM!

20/06/22 20:23:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23895Stephen Bean

Cackdraft

20/06/22 20:15:52

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1867alexandra ball

That's the last curry I get from the new place.

20/06/22 20:00:44

 
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