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"Dad, I can't breathe!""Son, shuffle back and give your sister some room."
18/02/22 8:50:49
It's no good. The suspension can't take it. You're going to have to get off and walk home son.
18/02/22 8:13:14
''Dad, why are children starving in our village?''
18/02/22 8:18:05
"Hold on to the handles".
18/02/22 8:03:11
"Where are we going Dad?""To the doctor so he can find out why your arms and head are stuck in such funny positions."
18/02/22 8:35:23
- Looks like 125CC.- His bike?- No, his bra size.
18/02/22 8:01:12
- Where are we going dad?- To the hot air balloon rally. I'm sponsored by Paddy Power this year
18/02/22 19:40:55
"That man is a danger to his family . His wife is still in hospital with damaged ribs , a crushed pelvis and a number of broken bones.""I know but it's not unusual for couples have sex on valentines day."
18/02/22 8:59:25
Fats Domino's delivery
18/02/22 9:19:39
I knew it was a lie, Skinny Dick
18/02/22 8:38:41
"Gonna have to stop for some fuel, son.""Are we low on petrol already, dad?""No"
18/02/22 8:57:12
"Funny, I don't remember eating that."
18/02/22 8:41:17
If you're trying to achieve a wheelie, it'd be best to swap places.
18/02/22 8:33:47
"Where's junior? He was sitting on the couch.""Dunno! Uncle Dave sat on the couch, before he went off on his bike. Ask him."
18/02/22 8:18:06
Moobility scooter.
18/02/22 8:13:09
Bratpack..
18/02/22 8:03:58
George had spent hours on the road and still couldn’t find his son.
18/02/22 8:00:15
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