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James Lennox Vote score: 6114James Lennox

I wish we could return to the good old days, when women took ironing seriously.

10/09/20 8:21:35

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

"Give us a really big wave!"

10/09/20 8:04:41

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7914The Wolf

And it's a great turnout at this year's 'Hit Boris Johnson over the head with whatever you want' Championships...

10/09/20 8:46:58

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6984Hercules Rockefeller

Surf broads

10/09/20 8:00:17

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stone face Vote score: 8046stone face

"It was a domino effect. A freak gust of wind. Sadly we lost them all." Said the coastguard policeman type life saver person.

10/09/20 8:10:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Surf broads

10/09/20 8:00:18

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

''We all use the new social distancing surf boards.''

10/09/20 8:10:38

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Wouldn't they need to be two meters wide? --Willie Johnson
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10988Neil Mackenzie

When Women say size doesn’t matter, but then always go for the biggest.

10/09/20 20:16:47

 
stone face Vote score: 8046stone face

"Gulliver! The girls are here to do your pedicure."

10/09/20 8:02:53

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7914The Wolf

Meanwhile, on the planet Silliwilly, a family of plebiplods queue patiently at the Human Removal Clinic.

10/09/20 8:50:20

 
Eugene  Quill Eugene Quill

"I say, Mr Cholmondley-Warner, these plucky young ladies appear to have attempted to create their own ironing boards! Well tried, gells! Though it's clearly a task best left to the menfolk, wouldn't you agree?"

10/09/20 18:47:56

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 78Ellen Duncalf

I wondered where the teeth from the Lilliput comb had disappeared to.

10/09/20 17:13:07

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2658Scrijjy Doo

Dildos have come a long way.

10/09/20 13:43:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

The Pointer Break Sisters

10/09/20 8:47:56

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13038Vanessa the Guesser

Boarding School

10/09/20 8:00:34

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3894Crunchy Chords

The white one is always the shortest.

10/09/20 8:00:16

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 608Charles Gilbert

"I call this board meeting to order."

11/09/20 4:05:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20846John Glover

"Kate is the snooty bitch on the end. She always has to be different."

10/09/20 13:08:58

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 681alexandra ball

Boardwalk

10/09/20 12:37:01

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23472Michael Winner

"I designed these toothpicks myself", said Donald Trump.

10/09/20 9:38:45

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5913C CaMel

Board Housewives

10/09/20 9:19:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

A Southampton airport spokesman had told reporters that four planes were missing their ailerons.

10/09/20 8:21:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Beachcombers find collection of Gulliver's cigars.

10/09/20 8:20:48

 
Molly R Vote score: 2045Molly R

"Girls, there's a man behind the mismatched board!"

10/09/20 8:13:54

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 608Charles Gilbert

Surf's like way too up.

11/09/20 4:05:57

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 78Ellen Duncalf

NASA report just in has confirmed that several ” ʻOumuamua” we're found on a beach in Dorset by the local Ladies ”Beach Clean Committee” posing here with their unusual find.

10/09/20 12:11:51

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1791Willie Johnson

Suffer boards.

10/09/20 9:11:48

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6395Vivvy En

The big fella never did work out what happened to all the teeth of his comb

10/09/20 9:05:15

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1791Willie Johnson

1950's male college students got womb and board.

10/09/20 8:51:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9278Chris Keegan

"All white at the back?"

10/09/20 8:42:50

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6868Glyn Evans

Spartan women could kill ten men at a time by dropping their massive shields. Here, we have the suicide squad.

10/09/20 8:42:26

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1791Willie Johnson

The first surfboards were just for show. Nobody could carry one.

10/09/20 8:38:12

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2297Rachel P

The slow-mo baywatch scenes were tricky, as bathers were always knocked flying.

10/09/20 8:32:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

''You've nearly got it girls. Now try standing on them.''

10/09/20 8:28:56

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Must be hard to carry on public transportation. --Willie Johnson
stone face Vote score: 8046stone face

From Monday groups of more than six sunbathers, will have to congregate in these specially designed Boris pods.

10/09/20 8:14:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9278Chris Keegan

Welcome, a board.

10/09/20 8:10:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

''Where's the oars, Mary?''

10/09/20 8:07:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

''Martha, can you turn your head round and look at the camera?''

10/09/20 8:01:39

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

Surfin' Birds

10/09/20 8:01:22

 
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