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-"Could I please have a large cone with sprinkles?"-"Ah, no, sorry, we're an ambulance, not an ice-cream van."-"Oh, my apologies, I'm a cow, I can't read."
20/08/23 8:32:52
“We’re responding to reports of mad cow disease.” “No point asking me, I’m The Archbishop of Canterbury.”
20/08/23 9:38:45
‘Do you think my Son will be okay?’“He’ll be fine with a bit of mustard.”
20/08/23 8:46:47
"Quick question, if you are police, why does it say 'Ambulance' on your van? Asking for my captioneer friends."
20/08/23 8:14:36
"Moove along please"
20/08/23 8:01:09
Police respond to claims of bullying
20/08/23 8:12:10
''We've been involved in a lot of steak outs recently.''
20/08/23 8:14:28
"Am I udder arrest?"
20/08/23 8:07:09
"Will the farmer be OK?""It looks bad. Somehow the combine harvester started itself up and went right over him, we can't even find the keys.""What, these keys?"
20/08/23 9:08:41
“Do you know why I pulled you over?”‘Was it the LSD?’
20/08/23 8:53:00
"Go away we don't have any Haribo sweets"
20/08/23 8:29:21
Farmer successfully mixes cows and pigs
20/08/23 8:10:52
''They know exactly what to do. They are outstanding in their field and so are the Incident Response Unit.''
20/08/23 8:08:02
"You only work on humans? Haven't you been vetted?"
20/08/23 10:29:58
Ambullance
20/08/23 9:59:38
Ambulance service recruits new paramoodic.
20/08/23 9:42:53
Yes I did call about a calf injury, but I meant my leg, not my son…
20/08/23 8:59:39
“It’s nothing serious, just a graze”
20/08/23 8:55:10
Aliving Miss Daisy.
20/08/23 8:38:48
"Yes it's my husband...he was only trying to come down stairs."
20/08/23 8:04:24
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