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James Lennox Vote score: 15513James Lennox

-"Could I please have a large cone with sprinkles?"
-"Ah, no, sorry, we're an ambulance, not an ice-cream van."
-"Oh, my apologies, I'm a cow, I can't read."

20/08/23 8:32:52

After that remark, your captioneer friends are going to buy you an ice cream. Erm. --Al Overy
C CaMel Vote score: 11411C CaMel

“We’re responding to reports of mad cow disease.”
“No point asking me, I’m The Archbishop of Canterbury.”

20/08/23 9:38:45

C CaMel Vote score: 11411C CaMel

‘Do you think my Son will be okay?’
“He’ll be fine with a bit of mustard.”

20/08/23 8:46:47

Al Overy Vote score: 17011Al Overy

"Quick question, if you are police, why does it say 'Ambulance' on your van? Asking for my captioneer friends."

20/08/23 8:14:36

I've been working on a similar caption for several minutes, but have been Googling to fact check as I'm not UK based. The police captions are a real stretch, aren't they? Nevermind, I'm going to work on a Fire Engine caption now ;)  --James Lennox
Phil Swan Vote score: 1889Phil Swan

"Moove along please"

20/08/23 8:01:09

Mr Dome  Vote score: 16319Mr Dome

Police respond to claims of bullying

20/08/23 8:12:10

Dave Bryan Vote score: 28581Dave Bryan

''We've been involved in a lot of steak outs recently.''

20/08/23 8:14:28

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 12061Hercules Rockefeller

"Am I udder arrest?"

20/08/23 8:07:09

Karen McDonald Vote score: 1704Karen McDonald

"Will the farmer be OK?"
"It looks bad. Somehow the combine harvester started itself up and went right over him, we can't even find the keys."
"What, these keys?"

20/08/23 9:08:41

C CaMel Vote score: 11411C CaMel

“Do you know why I pulled you over?”
‘Was it the LSD?’

20/08/23 8:53:00

Phil Swan Vote score: 1889Phil Swan

"Go away we don't have any Haribo sweets"

20/08/23 8:29:21

Mr Dome  Vote score: 16319Mr Dome

Farmer successfully mixes cows and pigs

20/08/23 8:10:52

Dave Bryan Vote score: 28581Dave Bryan

''They know exactly what to do. They are outstanding in their field and so are the Incident Response Unit.''

20/08/23 8:08:02

Mark England Vote score: 21304Mark England

"You only work on humans? Haven't you been vetted?"

20/08/23 10:29:58

Tony Edwards Vote score: 38024Tony Edwards


20/08/23 9:59:38

Nathan Davies Vote score: 99Nathan Davies

Ambulance service recruits new paramoodic.

20/08/23 9:42:53

Julia Kinsey Vote score: 1898Julia Kinsey

Yes I did call about a calf injury, but I meant my leg, not my son…

20/08/23 8:59:39

Nigel Marshall Vote score: 1783Nigel Marshall

“It’s nothing serious, just a graze”

20/08/23 8:55:10

C CaMel Vote score: 11411C CaMel

Aliving Miss Daisy.

20/08/23 8:38:48

John Harrison Vote score: 4261John Harrison

"Yes it's my husband...he was only trying to come down stairs."

20/08/23 8:04:24

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