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Upon returning from a piss, Dave suddenly realised hed re-entered the auditorium through the wrong door.

Upon returning from a piss, Dave suddenly realised hed re-entered the auditorium through the wrong door.

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Upon returning from a piss, Dave suddenly realised he'd re-entered the auditorium through the wrong door.

21/12/20 8:40:26

Nobody was prepared for the terrible castanet shortage which followed Brexit.

21/12/20 8:01:25

That's amazing. It seems obvious that there would be less French fishermen to castanet. --Dave Bryan

"Hello... Childline? Yes, it's about my mum. She forces me to take part in horrific, unnatural acts like... *sob*... Flamenco!"

21/12/20 8:02:33

Never sit near the front on village excursions in Spain.

21/12/20 8:14:53

Bill never made it as a dancer but he got a job directing the traffic.

21/12/20 8:30:20

The Frozen Shoulder Society's annual ball was off to a flying start.

21/12/20 8:00:22

Giving him the cold shoulder, I see. --Willie Johnson

The Joy of Sex - The visual guide. Section 4, (Threesomes).

Emma gently demonstrates how to lift a man's balls to reveal his rectum. Rimjobs are popular in 2020 but still daunting for a woman as you can see by her facial expression. Simultaneously, she's pleasuring her female friend. Meanwhile, James is 'not so gently' demonstrating how to pleasure 2 ladies who have recently delivered twins.

21/12/20 8:41:56

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