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Captions	58	3	9	#15	16	23	#20	4937	7113	#34
Photos			6	#4		19	#4	536	1800	#3
Comments	38	3	4	#1	2	10	#1	976	1426	#5
Forum Posts		1						32
Suggested Edits		1						8	14	#5

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Captions	14	#10	35	#12	14430	#14
Photos	1	#6			3202	#5
Comments	3	#1	22	#2	846	#11
Forum Posts
Suggested Edits					3	#11

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	ðð®ð¦ ð˜¯ð˜°ð˜¶ð˜¯ The buttocks. 23/04/20 20:00:09	6

	Phil and Sebastian are as dull as dishwater but the ampersand is a colourful character. 08/02/20 8:47:01	1 6
I always write it as Ampers& just to be awkward. --Barrie Bullock
	"I'M A POSSUM!!!" 05/02/20 12:37:28	2 6
A vote for your knowledge from an idiot who thought it was a badger. --Dave Bryan
	A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. 19/01/20 8:53:37	2 6
Great caption, although I would think she'd go stale rather quickly. --Willie Johnson
	The Flocky Horror Show 10/12/19 20:00:11	6

	"I'm not supposed to talk to you but I can Wispa." 19/11/19 8:58:39	6

	Bring back the cats! 08/11/19 14:30:52	6

	Ho Ho Ho 03/11/19 8:01:04	6

	Jumping beans 22/10/19 20:00:10	6

	Sorry, can't Cu today. 27/09/19 12:00:47	6

	Our other dog's a bagel. 22/09/19 8:36:23	6

	"Roll over!" 22/09/19 8:14:05	6

	🎵 You can leave your hats on ... 26/08/19 12:00:57	1 6
Randy Newman. Nice. --Willie Johnson
	Found this on the bottom shelf. 09/08/19 12:00:24	6

	Seven months on, Prince Philip's car still has nightmares. 03/08/19 14:37:23	1 6

	Apparently she's the fastest thing on ten legs. 29/04/19 20:03:08	6

	🎵 Here we come Drivin' down the street We get the funniest looks from Everyone we meet ... 22/04/19 20:03:54	6

	Spice Girls' reunion cancelled after evidence that Geri has really let herself go. 14/04/19 12:01:54	2 6
That's really great - love it Ha Ha Ha --BAD BOY DENNIS *
	Fulla's just discovered she's expecting another little shit. 07/04/19 20:19:52	6

	.. of cattle prods 05/04/19 12:02:50	6

	"I knew you were a big softie underneath Brian!" 01/03/19 20:00:30	6

	Global warming 17/02/19 20:00:14	6

	Naked lunch 17/02/19 12:09:15	6

	"Ooh George, have you been eating Passion Fruit again?" 13/02/19 12:34:43	6

	Not to scale 11/02/19 15:47:29	6

	clever "Do you like my new slip-ons?" 27/01/19 8:00:32	6

	I can't come up with a knee-caption. 10/01/19 8:09:51	6

	Mule-Ann Rouge 08/01/19 20:38:17	6

	She was murdered in cold mud. 06/01/19 12:05:50	6

	Tails of the Unexpected 30/12/18 20:21:29	6

	He smokes five-a-day. 06/12/18 12:03:21	6

	Pride comes before a ball 30/11/18 12:22:31	6

	As the crow fries 20/11/18 20:00:26	6

	The furry at the bottom of my garden 08/11/18 8:13:29	6

	Never travel with a flatulent bulldog. 05/11/18 20:00:24	2 6
Been there many a time LOL! --Karyn Harrison
	So that's what scared the bears! 02/11/18 12:00:14	6

	It takes a lot of bottle to pull off a top like this! 28/10/18 20:00:26	6

	The last known photo of Chicken Little. 22/10/18 13:58:19	6

	Chest freezer 07/10/18 21:05:10	6

	Beastie boy 18/09/18 12:46:36	6

	Kid Kong 18/09/18 12:06:56	6

	Toad in the roll 11/09/18 12:01:24	6

	Chippy tease 27/08/18 12:02:08	6

	Amazing results after just one dose of Miracle Grow! 13/08/18 10:42:47	6

	Toad in the stole 12/08/18 14:38:04	6

	The real reason Rainbow was axed. 11/08/18 20:39:21	2 6
They bungled it? --Pussy Galore
	It's begging for some cheese. 27/04/24 12:02:54	5

	"Lettuce play." 27/03/24 20:23:43	5

	Snacky dresser 10/03/24 20:00:48	5

	James and the Giant Banana 05/03/24 20:21:36	5

	"Quick, cover up that manhole!" 19/02/24 20:00:49	5

	Jack fell down and broke his tin of Crown. 12/01/24 20:24:27, edited: 12/01/24 20:46:48	5

	No grinning walruses 02/12/23 12:08:56	2 5
Love this, Karyn. Sorry I missed the vote. --The Wolf
	An officer and a mental man 14/10/23 12:15:26	5

	"Time for Tubby bye-bye. Time for Tubby bye-bye." 'About bloody time. That's ten minutes I'll never get back.' 22/09/23 12:26:45	5

	♫ It's Raining Men 17/09/23 20:09:27	5

	That must've cost a lot of dough! 14/09/23 20:04:03	5

	"What's wrong? I saw a rabbit eating a Caramel bar the other day!" 31/08/23 12:41:22	5

	Unsafe Haven Caravan Park, Skegness 17/08/23 12:13:32	5

	Tailgaters 11/08/23 12:06:07	5

	The National Pawtrait Gallery 24/06/22 20:09:11	5

	Very chic! 07/06/22 20:24:24	5

	I'd rather have Coke. 06/06/22 12:34:01	5

	"Michelle and I are huge Harry Potter fans. Would you be willing to do a selfie, maybe with the fake ears and pillowcase?" 09/05/22 20:14:45	2 5

	Neptune and Canis Minor. Not-to-scale. 08/05/22 14:18:31	5

	I never thought I'd say this, but I miss those dungarees. 05/05/22 20:22:14	5

	Flight club 17/04/22 20:00:13	5

	"Yum, a juicy caterpillar!" 07/04/22 20:01:18	5

	"I'd rather have a Great Danish bacon butty." 02/04/22 12:11:26	5

	"Don't know why you're laughing, Piglet. Tomorrow it's your turn to be piggy in the middle." 18/03/22 14:02:47	5

	She can't get enoeuf. 03/03/22 13:01:02	5

	Dave felt a bit out of place in the living room. 01/02/22 8:50:24	5

	"Let me go Iris. I told you I don't want to be tied down." 03/01/22 14:41:37	5

	"We hired him for our house-warming party." 19/12/21 8:00:49	5

	"Angela was right, it IS like shitting a watermelon!" 07/11/21 8:30:06	5

	Glenda Jackson, still doing nude scenes at eighty-five. 01/09/21 12:00:51	5

	I hear his wife's a batch. 23/08/21 12:06:39	5

	"I'm not sure I like the Quentin Tarantino film version of The Tale of Mrs Tiggywinkle." 02/08/21 12:26:03	5

	"Get a plume!" 01/06/21 8:08:15	5

	The Crow Road 20/05/21 20:01:14	5

	🎵 Lait lady lait 🎵 19/02/21 12:20:57	5

	Ring road 16/01/21 20:01:45	5

	Plane sailing 22/12/20 12:12:03	5

	🎵 Wide thighed and legless 08/12/20 12:46:12	5

	A photo of Mum and Dad when they were courting. He was a swine and she was a right cow. 06/11/20 20:10:43	5

	Beach Boy Brian Wilson's still picking up Good Vibrations. 03/11/20 12:33:43	5

	"So, do you like Swedes?" "I do, especially with carrots and gravy." 25/09/20 9:08:12	5

	Distant cousins 24/09/20 20:15:20	5

	â™¬ Stuck in the middle with mew 09/09/20 12:25:57	5

	... YOU'LL GET PILES. 16/07/20 12:31:39	1 5
heaps of them --John Glover
	'Bugger, I should've listened to Tom and left my hat on.' 07/07/20 9:31:57	5

	"Please don't take me dogging again. Oh my eyes, my eyes!" 30/06/20 8:47:22	5

	"Watch out, he's armed!" 21/06/20 12:11:19	5

	She's not called Scary Spice for nothing. 26/04/20 12:59:29	5

	I've never seen him so unanimated. 15/04/20 12:06:57	5

	"This isn't what I expected when I ordered a Baked Potato with Flora." 01/04/20 20:28:25	5

	lol Stephen Bean's secret revealed at last. 31/03/20 12:08:53	1 5

	Ever get the feeling someone isn't very fondant of you? 20/03/20 20:05:41	5

	Treenage acne is a birch. 27/02/20 20:45:51	3 5
Or a beech. --Willie Johnson
	Comfort and Joy 15/02/20 12:00:17	5

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last comments (total: 207)

Many congratulations Karen. A well-deserved winner.

Dave Bryan

Wednesday
8:43am

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I prefer the Lego lamb [Karyn Harrison]

What a suitable meat to have captioned Karyn, it appears you're now minted!

Glyn Evans

Wednesday
9:05am

comment on caption:
I prefer the Lego lamb [Karyn Harrison]

Congratulations Karyn, brilliant caption well deserved. You kilt it.

C CaMel

Wednesday
9:26am

comment on caption:
I prefer the Lego lamb [Karyn Harrison]

A well constructed caption, nice one Karyn.

Dot Old

Wednesday
9:57am

comment on caption:
I prefer the Lego lamb [Karyn Harrison]

@Glyn - ahem. Nod to 6:55 am? smilie face

Molly R

Wednesday
1:09pm

comment on caption:
I prefer the Lego lamb [Karyn Harrison]

Brilliant Kazzer!! Well done 👏 🍾🥳🙌

Karen Oakenfull

Wednesday
1:18pm

comment on caption:
I prefer the Lego lamb [Karyn Harrison]

Congratulations Karyn, great caption.

Troompa Loompa

Wednesday
9:39pm

comment on caption:
I prefer the Lego lamb [Karyn Harrison]

Thank you so much for all your kind words and clever comments. I was amazed that my caption was so well-liked and never expected to be this month's winner. It was a lovely surprise and it's made my day.😃 Many thanks to Chris and to everyone else who's so generously contributed to the prize fund.