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A few years ago she was always in the newspaper.
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stone face Vote score: 6602stone face

A few years ago she was always in the newspaper.

19/01/20 8:12:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6515Stephen Bean

"I like dressing with my chips."

19/01/20 8:01:23

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

Suppermodel.

19/01/20 8:25:15

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3736Karyn Harrison

A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

19/01/20 8:53:37

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Great caption, although I would think she'd go stale rather quickly. --Willie Johnson
GeeDee Vote score: 2816GeeDee

When the Chips are down...she's naked!

19/01/20 8:37:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10224Vanessa the Guesser

"Don't worry dear, it's only a couple of seagulls"

19/01/20 8:14:49

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Not a frock of seagulls then --Mr Dome
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6515Stephen Bean

Trish and chips

19/01/20 8:00:04

 
Mark England Vote score: 15787Mark England

"Nobody's laughing at your dress Debbie. You've just got a chip on your shoulder"

19/01/20 8:18:50

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9801Neil Mackenzie

I’ll have to introduce her to my Cod Piece.

19/01/20 11:54:32

 
stone face Vote score: 6602stone face

Shortly after this photo was taken she got a salted.

19/01/20 8:14:52

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Reminds me of the two peanuts out after dark. One of them was a salted. --Willie Johnson
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1659Scrijjy Doo

Nothing like the smell of fish and chips!

19/01/20 14:59:53

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3179Stu Dent

I bet that dress cost a few lbs

19/01/20 9:16:53

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 983Willie Johnson

Her friends offered to chip in for a new dress and hat.

19/01/20 9:10:46

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3736Karyn Harrison

Chippy tease

19/01/20 8:51:18

 
stone face Vote score: 6602stone face

She fell in love with an overweight monk,
and his profound thoughts on life.
She doesn't know why,
but she was strangely attracted to the deep fat friar.

19/01/20 8:36:01

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10224Vanessa the Guesser

"Your plaice or mine?"

19/01/20 8:29:58

 
Rachel P Vote score: 551Rachel P

Made with a shoestring budget

19/01/20 8:28:54

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6074Glyn Evans

Side show

19/01/20 8:16:57

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Would you like some Daddy Sauce!

19/01/20 8:02:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7130Dave Bryan

Aunt Bessie

19/01/20 8:02:10

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 403Mark Wilson

I'm guessing she's French.

19/01/20 21:59:48

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 983Willie Johnson

She has great taste in clothing.

19/01/20 9:43:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8117Chris Keegan

A day at the races can be expensive, but at least Sue chipped in.

19/01/20 9:23:45

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 7130Dave Bryan

Although she didn't realise it, her salad days were almost over.

19/01/20 8:30:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7130Dave Bryan

She was a very lucky girl. Everything was always on a plate for her.

19/01/20 8:15:26

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6182Hercules Rockefeller

"Draw me like one of your French fries."

19/01/20 8:10:19

 
stone face Vote score: 6602stone face

So what attracted you to your new wife, Mr Vinegar?

19/01/20 8:08:22

 
Molly R Vote score: 1393Molly R

Desiree is obsessed with King Edward.

19/01/20 8:07:50

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

I'd like to greasy spoon her

19/01/20 8:02:26

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14000Dan Nicholls

Just like her mum. A chip off the old frock.

19/01/20 8:02:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14000Dan Nicholls

Marry me!

19/01/20 8:00:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38718Welsh Rarebit

Dressed to fill

19/01/20 8:00:06

 
Emma Richardson Emma Richardson

When the chips are down........ Nick a bag off her

01/02/20 22:19:02

 
Dev B Vote score: 489Dev B

French Fry-day

20/01/20 10:08:40

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2696Crunchy Chords

"See, darling? And just as I said, I got it half off with our chippy!"

"Oh dear, I believe I owe our contractor an apology."

19/01/20 19:59:22

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 396Charles Gilbert

She's a dick tater...

19/01/20 19:40:47

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 333Gavin Smithers

Head and Shoulders. Specially formulated for greasy hair.

19/01/20 18:04:41

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 333Gavin Smithers

That's the trouble with carbs- they go straight to your waist.

19/01/20 17:41:59

 
larry G. Vote score: 1418larry G.

One hot gator

19/01/20 17:20:50

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

I knew Anna was posh when she asked for balsamic vinegar.

19/01/20 14:38:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8117Chris Keegan

Apparently she's married to Elvis

19/01/20 11:32:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8509Mr Dome

The perfect dinner party dress

19/01/20 10:35:46

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 983Willie Johnson

I should have written it down. When I asked you to buy a new hat, dress and purse for Miss Humphries - her name is not spelled "H o m e f r i e s".

19/01/20 9:20:10

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3736Karyn Harrison

"Fancy a sausage with that luv?"

19/01/20 9:18:46

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3179Stu Dent

Well I can smell the fish but can't see any.

19/01/20 9:12:26

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5004Vivvy En

She looks tasty

19/01/20 9:11:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10224Vanessa the Guesser

Stella McCartney designs the perfect dress to go with her mother's sausages.

19/01/20 9:09:54

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It looks more like a Stella McCainey --Mr Dome
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3736Karyn Harrison

She married a Frankfurter and they went on to have lots of chipolatas.

19/01/20 9:00:34

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3736Karyn Harrison

Made by Harry Ramsden.

19/01/20 8:49:55

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5004Vivvy En

I dated her once but she was too hot to handle. I dropped her like a hot potato.

19/01/20 8:42:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30592Tony Edwards

Eugenie is feeling particularly chipper.

19/01/20 8:34:19

 
stone face Vote score: 6602stone face

I ordered a crinkle cut dress..

19/01/20 8:26:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7130Dave Bryan

''Modelling chips doesn't bother me. It's just another bread and butter assignment.''

19/01/20 8:20:04

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6074Glyn Evans

The dress sold well until there was a dip in the market.

19/01/20 8:15:23

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

She's given me a lardon

19/01/20 8:02:38

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38718Welsh Rarebit

Sophie's not a lesbian, she's straight.

19/01/20 8:01:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7130Dave Bryan

Chip 'n' Gail

19/01/20 8:01:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6515Stephen Bean

Broad of the Fries

19/01/20 8:00:45

 
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