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Captions	64		1	#6	24	47	#7	4984	7207	#34
Photos		1	20	#5	1	20	#5	537	1830	#3
Comments	18	4	4	#2	4	4	#2	984	1436	#5
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Suggested Edits	17	1	2	#1	1	2	#1	10	20	#3

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	I've never seen him so unanimated. 15/04/20 12:06:57	5

	"This isn't what I expected when I ordered a Baked Potato with Flora." 01/04/20 20:28:25	5

	lol Stephen Bean's secret revealed at last. 31/03/20 12:08:53	1 5

	Ever get the feeling someone isn't very fondant of you? 20/03/20 20:05:41	5

	Treenage acne is a birch. 27/02/20 20:45:51	3 5
Or a beech. --Willie Johnson
	Comfort and Joy 15/02/20 12:00:17	5

	🎵 Smoke on the Water 18/01/20 12:07:49	5

	🎵 Get your wigs on Route 66 06/12/19 20:06:11	5

	🎵 Santa Claus is coming to town ... 01/12/19 12:40:07	5

	"Whose bright idea was it to sit Santa in front of the girly magazines?" 01/12/19 12:35:38	5

	There are only so many times you can hear Mistletoe and Wine without being pushed over the edge. 14/11/19 20:08:10	2 5
...of a Cliff? --Mr Dome
	"I don't know about you love, but I think I'd rather have fish and chips tonight." 08/11/19 20:30:15	5

	Love on the rocks 30/10/19 8:01:06	5

	Tenner lady 29/10/19 12:07:59	5

	Men are from Mars, Pumpkins are from Essex. 27/10/19 20:05:59	5

	Trip or treat 27/10/19 20:00:13	5

	The Frocky Horror Show 27/10/19 12:26:44	5

	Looks like they're making shite music together. 06/10/19 20:38:06	5

	Another picture surfaces of Justin Trudeau. 20/09/19 20:03:37	5

	"I told you not to feed that onion bhaji to the Queen's horse Duncan!" 26/08/19 12:03:30	5

	crappedon.me 25/08/19 20:01:13	3 5
I'm relatively new to this anon, so I've never heard of Cracked.com or Craptions. I can't imagine any other caption site being able to compete with this one so I'm not surprised it no longer exists. --Karyn Harrison
	Don't worry. Its bark is worse than its bite. 24/08/19 8:55:24	1 5

	🎵 Lay Ladies Lay 20/08/19 8:18:27	5

	"Dad, can you remember to bring in the Colgate and a toothbrush at visiting time? I'm dying here!" 14/08/19 8:10:32	5

	Mancunian spiders prepare for further torrential downpours. 02/08/19 20:19:57	5

	I asked if I could stroke her puppies and she slapped me across the face! 29/04/19 20:21:39	5

	"I bought it from the Anne Winters catalogue." 26/04/19 20:12:47	5

	And on tonight's episode of 'Where Are They Now?' the tragic tale of the Pillsbury Doughboy. 08/04/19 20:41:17	5

	"We haven't been burgled once since we got Spike." 06/04/19 12:26:42	5

	Comb raider 26/03/19 12:00:48	5

	Before he put on weight he was known as Indiana Bones. 08/03/19 11:22:01	4 5
Yours was a better caption in my mind...your welcome --Trace Sarge
	To pee or not to pee, that is the question. 05/03/19 19:45:15	5

	"Well this is awkward. When's she going to sing I Dreamed a Dream?" 01/03/19 12:42:50	5

	"You could've at least shaved your legs babe!" 09/02/19 20:02:09	5

	Some parts of Mr Jagger were hard to swallow. 29/01/19 20:00:32	5

	Rear entrance only 28/01/19 20:00:24	5

	Faster than the speed of hound 13/01/19 20:57:17	5

	clever The fashion for ripped jeans was just a slash in the pants. 09/01/19 8:02:31	5

	Gyno Rod 05/01/19 20:13:55	1 5
We're all thankful for the great progress that has been made since the early days of tampons. --Mauris Iocus
	Local theatre donates costumes to the homeless. 04/01/19 20:00:25	5

	Dave was Googling: How to flirt with the checkout girl without really trying. 06/12/18 11:52:01	5

	Guardian angel 01/12/18 20:01:54	5

	You can have so much fun with a bag of ring doughnuts and a long-necked tortoise. 23/11/18 22:31:18	5

	Selfie portrait 14/11/18 12:01:09	5

	Let's get this shoe on the road! 09/11/18 12:00:50	5

	Bareback mountain 04/11/18 8:13:20	5

	Spaced hoppers 01/11/18 20:00:17	5

	🎵 Something in the way she mews ... 21/10/18 12:14:10	5

	He picked the right nose. 10/10/18 20:01:25	5

	Neville Longbottom 03/10/18 12:00:45	1 5
Great imagination. You've changed the way I look at this picture now lol. --Funny Bean
	clever "Here's Johnny!" 22/08/18 14:43:27	5

	Peeping Tom 20/08/18 12:21:29	5

	"Excuse me madam, do you have a moment or two to talk about God?" 05/08/18 12:14:17	5

	"So Tina, you describe the man who was 'staring at your boobies' as 'jaundiced and wearing an ill-fitting brown coat'?" Wed 12:37:11	4

	Romancing the Cone 11/05/24 20:16:52	4

	Ursama Bin-Laden 07/05/24 12:54:58, edited: 07/05/24 13:10:49, suggested edits	2 4
Have voted but would take out the "O" at the start. --Troompa Loompa
	Tom Holland 01/04/24 12:02:26	4

	Made with walnut milk 27/03/24 8:21:48	4

	"Er, excuse me. This is a bird-only space!" "Get with the times Tweety Pie. I may look like a cat, but I identify as a parrot, OK?" 16/03/24 20:23:51	4

	Biggie's smalls 11/03/24 20:03:35	4

	Birds of a feather flock to Trevor 17/02/24 20:34:11	4

	I'm heading south to Florence. 15/02/24 20:03:39	4

	Beauty and the Beast 08/02/24 20:39:28	4

	Bosom pals 21/01/24 20:00:32	4

	♫ Whole lotta Rosé 21/12/23 12:04:29	4

	Cataletto 09/12/23 12:10:16	4

	Whelperweight 04/12/23 12:02:23	4

	Fit for a queen 03/12/23 14:56:09	4

	Dave wished he could pull it off. 13/10/23 12:32:26	4

	Ready Shreddie Cook 26/09/23 20:01:44	4

	An early photo of Russell Brand in his salad days. 22/09/23 20:06:35	4

	Roo Paul always was a bit of a drama queen. 18/09/23 10:55:08	4

	"I don't know about you, Ethel, but I'm puffed out." "Me too, Kathleen. And we've only played one game." 10/09/23 12:46:24	4

	Players 10/09/23 12:02:28	4

	"Hmmm, how do I manage to remove that extremely valuable diamond earring without waking her?" 09/09/23 20:16:07	4

	A Gran Day Out 05/09/23 20:07:00, edited: 05/09/23 20:11:52	4

	Sugar spike 31/08/23 12:03:10	4

	♬ I'm forever blowing bubbles 29/08/23 12:23:31	4

	We hope you enjoy your deluxe Luscious Linda doll. Please take care not to over-inflate. 26/08/23 13:05:23	4

	"Eau no!" 25/08/23 20:16:58	4

	"I'm really lichen these!" 24/08/23 12:11:39	4

	Six feet punder 20/08/23 12:37:54	4

	The Great Russian Bake Off 06/08/23 12:24:18	4

	"Go on, pull our tails, kid. We dare ya!" 08/06/22 20:31:29	4

	Free Willy 13/05/22 12:11:40	4

	"She's a sight for sore eyes!" 04/05/22 20:09:42	4

	The Cheeky Girls 28/04/22 20:05:57	4

	The eagle has landed one on him. 17/04/22 20:03:18	4

	A bit of light entertainment for Saturday night. 09/04/22 20:10:06	4

	Comparethemarket.cum 07/04/22 20:12:47	1 4

	"The food's not bad, but I'd give the lemonade a miss." 02/04/22 12:53:57	4

	Kinder surprise 02/03/22 20:18:44	4

	Triple bogeys 28/02/22 20:00:18	4

	"Down a bit and slightly more to the right." 26/02/22 8:09:24	4

	Pussy velour 22/01/22 12:01:01	4

	Fenton John 20/01/22 12:06:25	4

	Badly Drawn Girl 04/12/21 12:03:42	4

	Pitch imperfect 01/12/21 20:06:34	4

	It's cum from a gland down under. 30/11/21 20:55:12	4

	Gulliver's Travels is now available to stream on Amazon Prime Video. 30/11/21 12:12:02	4

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A well constructed caption, nice one Karyn.

Dot Old

01/05/24
9:57am

comment on caption:
I prefer the Lego lamb [Karyn Harrison]

@Glyn - ahem. Nod to 6:55 am? smilie face

Molly R

01/05/24
1:09pm

comment on caption:
I prefer the Lego lamb [Karyn Harrison]

Brilliant Kazzer!! Well done 👏 🍾🥳🙌

Karen Oakenfull

01/05/24
1:18pm

comment on caption:
I prefer the Lego lamb [Karyn Harrison]

Congratulations Karyn, great caption.

Troompa Loompa

01/05/24
9:39pm

comment on caption:
I prefer the Lego lamb [Karyn Harrison]

Thank you so much for all your kind words and clever comments. I was amazed that my caption was so well-liked and never expected to be this month's winner. It was a lovely surprise and it's made my day.😃 Many thanks to Chris and to everyone else who's so generously contributed to the prize fund.