cancel
lol creative clever

super vote: ( left this week)

now click a caption or
Skinderella, you shall go to the ball.
Skinderella, you shall go to the ball. photo | portfolio
© All Rights Reserved excelAnt

To add captions, first sign up



Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34560Welsh Rarebit

Skinderella, you shall go to the ball.

27/01/19 8:03:49

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11965Dan Nicholls

I remember the days when you just used to come downstairs in pyjamas. Look at you now, all grown up.

27/01/19 8:11:59

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1415Stu Dent

It was either these or my lemon wedges

27/01/19 8:11:09

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3997C CaMel

'Can you do the splits?'

27/01/19 8:19:55

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1955Karyn Harrison

"Do you like my new slip-ons?"

27/01/19 8:00:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34560Welsh Rarebit

Size Ffyfes

27/01/19 8:00:10

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1490Crunchy Chords
Skinderella, you shall go to the ball.

27/01/19 8:00:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4784Chris Keegan

Wow! A two foot banana!

27/01/19 8:26:44

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11965Dan Nicholls

Jimmy Chews

27/01/19 8:16:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1102James Lennox

Sure, she's got nice bananas, but just wait till you see her melons.

27/01/19 8:14:37

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1955Karyn Harrison

Slippi Longstocking

27/01/19 8:19:30

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18483John Glover

"Can I try on a different pear please?"

27/01/19 13:01:14

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 1840Tracey Sarge

Put your best fruit forward

27/01/19 10:57:37

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4784Chris Keegan

I ended up desserting her

27/01/19 9:11:24

 
stone face Vote score: 3421stone face

"Why did I buy these shoes? I just found them a-peeling."

27/01/19 8:52:33

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1480The Wolf

My Nana still wears high heels despite being at a ripe old age.

27/01/19 8:37:35

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3997C CaMel

Still ate those

27/01/19 8:31:31

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1480The Wolf

"This is my anniversary present???? Thanks a bunch"

27/01/19 8:27:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34560Welsh Rarebit

We also supply slippers

27/01/19 8:00:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3222Dave Bryan

It looks like she's back on skid row again.

27/01/19 8:00:09

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5321Hercules Rockefeller

From the Carmen Miranda Collection.

27/01/19 9:51:58

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1102James Lennox

Banankles.

27/01/19 8:31:39

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11965Dan Nicholls

On sale, just fyffe pounds.

27/01/19 8:13:09

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1102James Lennox

Any monkey could design women's fashion.

27/01/19 8:07:05

 
Molly R Vote score: 760Molly R

Here, just slip on these shoes.

27/01/19 8:03:10

 
larry G. Vote score: 1114larry G.

Potassium pumps.

28/01/19 3:19:42

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 408Barrie Bullock

High heeled slippers.

27/01/19 12:50:50

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 346Lawrence Day

🎵Skinny Malinky long legs big banana feet 🎵

27/01/19 10:05:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3831Vivvy En

"Don't we make a great pear?"
"Oh, you are a nana!"

27/01/19 9:17:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28610Tony Edwards

Pulpy fiction

27/01/19 8:53:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3222Dave Bryan

''Is it fish Friday?''

''No, it's banana Sundae.''

27/01/19 8:48:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3222Dave Bryan

She was left a fortune but she frittered it away.

27/01/19 8:40:29

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 579Spycenwolf

At least she's not a tart. Yet.

27/01/19 8:27:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3222Dave Bryan

Her husband didn't realise she was leading a double Fyffe.

27/01/19 8:24:29

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 579Spycenwolf

"So she's decided to split? Said the costume wasn't a-peeling enough? Well that leaves us no choice, then: Ban Anna!"

27/01/19 8:16:30

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5166Glyn Evans

Check the catalogue for our applerel.

27/01/19 8:15:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7384Vanessa the Guesser

"I love these new self-tanning shoes. You watch, my feet will soon go lovely and brown."

27/01/19 8:11:06

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3831Vivvy En

'I'm going to offer her my arm,' thought Andy Gold.
♪ I'll never let her slip away ♪

27/01/19 8:09:35

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3222Dave Bryan

Jodie Skid

27/01/19 8:08:52

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6095Mr Dome

Foot fruit and fancy free

27/01/19 8:03:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6095Mr Dome

Also available in snakeskin

27/01/19 8:03:15

 
Molly R Vote score: 760Molly R

🎵 Oh, dem golden slippers 🎵

27/01/19 8:01:42

 1
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1955Karyn Harrison

Those Bananarama girls always did have skinny legs.

27/01/19 8:01:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7384Vanessa the Guesser

"They hurt me a little."
"I've got some cream for that."

27/01/19 8:00:33

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1955Karyn Harrison

Well peeled

27/01/19 8:00:13

 
more photos from the captioning gallery