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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13157Dan Nicholls

and therefore, we sadly have no conductor.

27/09/19 12:00:05

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13157Dan Nicholls

and PC Pipes was our lead singer

27/09/19 12:00:53

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 315Charles Gilbert

Looking for organ donor.

27/09/19 15:28:48

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9088Vanessa the Guesser

We all know it was Hymn.

27/09/19 12:37:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4365Stephen Bean

Police believe it to be the work of organ-ised crime.

27/09/19 12:00:18

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4792C CaMel

They decided to scrap it.

27/09/19 12:45:28

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2800Karyn Harrison

Sorry, can't Cu today.

27/09/19 12:00:47

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4317The Wolf

"We can still sing, we just can't do any Heavy Metal"

27/09/19 12:02:33

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9088Vanessa the Guesser

Police are still taking notes.

27/09/19 12:20:19

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2800Karyn Harrison

Silent Night

27/09/19 12:16:13

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36931Welsh Rarebit

Donations of a tenor would be greatly appreciated.

27/09/19 12:00:25

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1150Scrijjy Doo

Because people can't sing without copper pipes.

27/09/19 18:19:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4365Stephen Bean

It's probably just someone playing copper and robbers.

27/09/19 12:22:04

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6613Chris Keegan

This I’m definitely going to, I just love the song ‘Cancelled due to theft of copper pipes’

27/09/19 12:00:12

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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36931Welsh Rarebit

"Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, DOH!"

27/09/19 12:00:12

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4792C CaMel

Easy pray.

27/09/19 19:13:24

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

The follow up, Any Old Iron, was actually a hit

27/09/19 13:52:12

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4792C CaMel

Atone Deaf.

27/09/19 12:39:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29911Tony Edwards

Good! Those copper pipes have been making a singing noise ever since they were installed.

27/09/19 12:34:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19416John Glover

"You could always borrow my dad's, I think he has a portable one, I overheard my mum say that he was upstairs pumping his organ."

27/09/19 12:26:26

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4317The Wolf

In other news, efforts have been increased to remove all copper pipes from the X Factor building before the show starts in October.

27/09/19 12:21:40

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6613Chris Keegan

However we hope Gary Newman will be back on tour next year

27/09/19 12:21:30

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2547Stu Dent

To have and to have not

27/09/19 12:15:26

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 545Willie Johnson

Singing Aug. 4? I've never heard of that song? It doesn't matter now anyway because the copper pipes have been thefted.

28/09/19 8:35:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22224Michael Winner

What's the problem- doesn't God help those who help themselves?

27/09/19 20:28:50

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9429Neil Mackenzie

They didn’t turn the water off before nicking the pipes, now the church is a water logged cabin.

27/09/19 19:57:41

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 545Willie Johnson

The singing group scheduled was the Law Enforcement Copper Choir. The theft was carried out with surgical precision.

27/09/19 19:46:52

 
Sean Westwood Sean Westwood

Theft-doers are stupid

27/09/19 19:21:43

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4792C CaMel

THE BELLS ARE STILL WRINGING

27/09/19 18:00:42

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4792C CaMel

Water thing to go through!

27/09/19 17:18:55

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 766Sam Cass

When it's EPL season, the pastor will find any excuse...

27/09/19 15:35:30

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1150Scrijjy Doo

Those bringing crack are welcome to inject it.

27/09/19 15:35:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6613Chris Keegan

And as a consequence, members of the police are forced to smoke elsewhere.

27/09/19 14:19:39

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Hmm, title’s a little long. Can you think of something a bit catchier?

27/09/19 13:51:03

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

You hum it, I’ll sing it

27/09/19 13:49:08

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 462Barrie Bullock

Thank Lucifer for that.

27/09/19 13:44:23

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7319Mr Dome

It's the Thunderbirds' church

27/09/19 13:38:35

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2547Stu Dent

Also the letters pis stolen from start of message

27/09/19 13:24:51

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4317The Wolf

"Oh, what a shame, just when we were getting into the flow of it"

27/09/19 13:15:08

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2800Karyn Harrison

Copper steal

27/09/19 12:50:42

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5802Hercules Rockefeller

"When I asked the Lord to show me a sign, I wasn't quite expecting this."

27/09/19 12:12:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5264Dave Bryan

But don't let that stop you clapping.

27/09/19 12:08:27

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5607Glyn Evans

"August the Fourth, August the Fourth, August the Fourth..." - It's probably a good thing it's cancelled tonight. It's gives us time to write more lyrics."

27/09/19 12:08:08

 
Molly R Vote score: 1057Molly R

The Copper Family are devastated.

27/09/19 12:04:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5264Dave Bryan

Fortunately, no fence will take them. They're too hot to handle.

27/09/19 12:03:25

 
stone face Vote score: 5286stone face

The police have been in contact with Pastor Arrington, and tried to alloy his worse fears.

27/09/19 12:02:56

 
stone face Vote score: 5286stone face

They have no brass section..

27/09/19 12:00:45

 
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