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Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

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08/02/20 8:10:34

 
stone face Vote score: 7505stone face

Vestibules are good to have around. They are reliable, and you can hallways count on them.

08/02/20 8:06:24

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4431Karyn Harrison

Phil and Sebastian are as dull as dishwater but the ampersand is a colourful character.

08/02/20 8:47:01

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I always write it as Ampers& just to be awkward. --Barrie Bullock
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6516Glyn Evans

"Don't read it. It's a trap!"

08/02/20 8:13:36

 
stone face Vote score: 7505stone face

'And what's up with the word vestibule anyway?'

"I don't know, but as your local MP, I promise to lobby against them."

08/02/20 8:04:29

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

It's an antechamber, hall, or lobby next to the outer door of a building ... but that's not important right now.

08/02/20 8:04:00

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But that's not important right now. --Molly R
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

...and then, very few will go on to read these captions, "uninspired tries at humor" typed in serious solitude, an engrossing - yet momentary - escape from a world swirling with dangers and demands. Maybe one in ten readers will make it THIS far. And even fewer, THIS far...

08/02/20 11:13:05

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1034Mark Wilson

Nobody really likes vestibules, as a child my Mum had to mash them up for me to eat.

08/02/20 8:34:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

I'm amazed words don't have serious psychological problems. They are always being put down.

08/02/20 8:10:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9374Stephen Bean

t, i, b and l

08/02/20 9:20:34

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20372John Glover

Vestibule anyway ... Lute vibes?

08/02/20 11:37:19

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14643Dan Nicholls

100% these two 'whacky dudes' wear many colourful shirts and have coiffed beards.

08/02/20 9:12:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

It's rather unlikely that anyone is going to read this at 8.00am, apart from old captioneers who are no longer able to sleep on in the mornings.

08/02/20 8:07:20

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4431Karyn Harrison

Phillip Schofield's earlier announcement apparently went unnoticed.

08/02/20 8:00:50

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

At Phil and Sebastian’s restaurant they use Word to write signs and they spread sheets on the tables.

09/02/20 7:56:16

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1034Mark Wilson

Much preferred JK Rowling's Harry Potter books to this shit she's writing now

08/02/20 21:46:50

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

"These guys were never able to match the punchiness & popularity of their first work. Surely you've read it?... 'STOP'?"

08/02/20 11:04:31

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

(Sign beneath, out of shot:)
'...but really, what's important is that we diverted your attention for long enough that whilst your were reading the sign above, some guy called Dave came in and picked your pocket.'

08/02/20 10:26:29

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5711Vivvy En

There's a bigger crack behind Phil & Seb's craic

08/02/20 10:21:44

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1544Rachel P

Coffee shops are so pretentious!

08/02/20 9:11:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31506Tony Edwards

"Mind your head!"

08/02/20 8:48:08

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

Phil & Sebastian - Lawyers. At their hourly rate reading this sign just cost you twenty quid.

08/02/20 8:44:12

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11563Vanessa the Guesser

Roll on 12 o'clock.

08/02/20 8:23:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8516Chris Keegan

♪ They can sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow too..♪

08/02/20 8:20:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

''And what's up with the word vestibule anyways?''

''F-ck hall.''

08/02/20 8:15:04

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1388Willie Johnson

It's rather unlikely that anyone is going to read that. I am thinking to myself "what is that written in the vestibule?" though.
On second thought, I really don't want to know, so I'm not going to read it.
And what's up with the word vestibule anyways?

08/02/20 8:06:11

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Chris Keegan Vote score: 8516Chris Keegan

I'm surprised they thought nobody would notice it, I'm constantly gayzing at it.

08/02/20 8:04:56

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8516Chris Keegan

Hallmark.

08/02/20 8:02:41

 
stone face Vote score: 7505stone face

I've got a funny feeling Phil and Sebastian both drive a porch.

08/02/20 8:02:31

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3780Stu Dent

Message board

08/02/20 8:00:27

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3780Stu Dent

sign language

08/02/20 8:00:09

 
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