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Dave Bryan Vote score: 11812Dave Bryan

''Say something, darling.''

''I can't, it's a silent movie.''

25/09/20 8:10:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11812Dave Bryan

''I see you've grown a little moustache since we last met.''

''There's no need to be offensive, Charles.''

25/09/20 8:03:52

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6356James Lennox

After spending half his life on Caption.me, it was no surprise Dave fell in love with a mannequin.

25/09/20 8:05:41

 
stone face Vote score: 8190stone face

"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?"

"No, it's a gun . Give me your purse and car keys."

25/09/20 8:03:47

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5078Karyn Harrison

"So, do you like Swedes?"

"I do, especially with carrots and gravy."

25/09/20 9:08:12

 
stone face Vote score: 8190stone face

"They call you Bugsy. Is that because you're a gangster? A cold blooded killer. Who treats his woman, like he treats life..Roughly."

"No, actually it's because I eat a lot of carrots."

25/09/20 8:10:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Does anyone else get the feeling that history is trolling us about social distancing?

25/09/20 8:47:45

 
stone face Vote score: 8190stone face

"Am packing 12 inches in these trousers, all for you babe."

"Well that's good, because I've got a foot fetish."

25/09/20 8:29:53

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He's got a big dick --stone face
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10271Mr Dome

- Wow you are dashing!
- Yes I have a plane to catch

25/09/20 11:46:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12272Stephen Bean

Always look a lady in the eye when she gives you a hand job.

25/09/20 11:09:54

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1617Al Overy

As her eyes gazed searchingly into his, she couldn't help wondering; "Are those really the rules of cricket?" and "Funny place to store one's bales..."

25/09/20 8:14:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9472Chris Keegan

"Yes darling, of course I've made you a sandwich, but keep it under your hat or they'll all want one"

25/09/20 8:12:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8753The Wolf

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a fuck"

Today's use of excessive bad language becomes apparent when watching remade classics.

25/09/20 8:00:34

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There's a bit of a clue when you start watching "Fucked Off With The Wind" --Glyn Evans
John  Glover Vote score: 20942John Glover

".. of all the gin joints in all the world.."
"CUT! YOU'VE GOT HOLD OF THE WRONG BLOODY SCRIPT."

25/09/20 12:55:14

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23084Ian Skelding

"We won't be apart, we just ..... won't be together .... I cannot believe I just said that."

25/09/20 9:48:10

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5078Karyn Harrison

Silent partners

25/09/20 9:38:51

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4549Stu Dent

The golden age of captioning

25/09/20 9:00:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12272Stephen Bean

"You wanna play rough? Ok, say hello to my little friend."

"That's the trouble Johnny. It's too little."

25/09/20 8:33:14

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4089Crunchy Chords

"I'm running a marathon today, Greta."
"Then you'll need to do some Garbo-loading."

25/09/20 15:26:03

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 212Ellen Duncalf

”Have you even had a wash today Bertie darling? You’ve got crusties in both eyes and your breath smells like the elephant enclosure at London Zoo.”

25/09/20 9:41:54

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6983Glyn Evans

Will they find Anon? Will they find Me? Who knows? But there's a microfilm that's gone missing. And a murderer on the loose. And some grammar that needs correcting. "And Then There Was Anon" in cinemas soon.

25/09/20 8:56:53

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

In the olden days, stare-out contests had piano accompaniment.

25/09/20 8:46:56

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11812Dave Bryan

''Can I borrow your handkie? My nose is really snotty.''

25/09/20 8:37:57

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6507Vivvy En

"I can't believe you'd rather be with Les McKeown than me"
"Yes, I'm sorry but it's bye bye baby, baby goodbye"

25/09/20 8:20:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11812Dave Bryan

''Should we go to Wimbledon again this year?''

'' You don't seem to be interested in anything but tennis. I think you've got Fedora on the brain.''

25/09/20 8:19:40

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7109Hercules Rockefeller

Ah, the good old days. When only cool people wore fedoras.

25/09/20 8:00:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32659Tony Edwards

"Here's looking at you, kid."

25/09/20 9:37:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32659Tony Edwards

"Get a room!"

25/09/20 9:23:51

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11068Neil Mackenzie

When I met you, I knew you were no Gentleman.
How did you know that?
You didn’t take your hat off when you came in.

25/09/20 9:12:32

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 734alexandra ball

In the 1920s dressing up for dinner was the thing even if it was a Wetherspoons.

25/09/20 9:05:03

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6983Glyn Evans

"Tarzan, you look so dapper when you dress up"

"Yes, I know. I'm so glad Jane you convinced me to sell this place to the property developers and turn everything into a concrete jungle"

"That being so, can we get out this tree now?"

25/09/20 8:46:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12272Stephen Bean

As the end of the month approaches, two captioneers hoping to win £50 try to stare each other out..

25/09/20 8:25:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8753The Wolf

"I know what you're thinking and you can forget it. You're not having any Trifle until you eat your Broccoli"

25/09/20 8:24:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10271Mr Dome

- do I make you wet?
- yes darling you do. All that rainwater runs off your stupid hat onto my face

25/09/20 8:21:23

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1883Willie Johnson

"I want to kiss you, but we can't. Our noses are too big."

25/09/20 8:18:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11812Dave Bryan

''Did you make an obscene phone call to me last night?''

''What makes you think it was me?''

''He called himself The Pink Panter.''

25/09/20 8:15:39

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1617Al Overy

"I must tell you something. It's been playing on my mind. I know you will hate me for it and I can't blame you but I need to be truthful... I forgot to put the bins out."

25/09/20 8:12:55

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8753The Wolf

"Ooh hello? Looks like things are looking up for us"

"For me yes. The Viagra has kicked in so I'm off out on the pull. Get the tea on Betty"

25/09/20 8:12:13

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1617Al Overy

"Darling, why can I smell burnt Brylcreem?"

"It's me, smouldering."

25/09/20 8:09:59

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9472Chris Keegan

Peeky blind her

25/09/20 8:08:01

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13288Vanessa the Guesser

"I want to be a loan shark."

25/09/20 8:07:13

 
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