cancel
lol creative clever

super vote: ( left this week)

now click a caption or
I know I told Colleen to shave her Pussy, but I didn’t mean for her to shave you.
I know I told Colleen to shave her Pussy, but I didn’t mean for her to shave you. photo | portfolio
© All Rights Reserved karyn127

This photo is more than three days old, so captioning is over



Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12167Neil Mackenzie

I know I told Colleen to shave her Pussy, but I didn’t mean for her to shave you.

01/09/21 12:01:29

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6305Karyn Harrison

Glenda Jackson, still doing nude scenes at eighty-five.

01/09/21 12:00:51

 
Al Overy Vote score: 7684Al Overy

"I've just had my back, sack and cat waxed. Thoughts?"

01/09/21 12:00:25

 1
It's the addition of "Thoughts?" that made this caption for me --Chris Beach
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5681Kenny Ireland

This cat had nine lives including a close shave.

01/09/21 17:18:59

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5554Lucky Elperro

"So Mr Meowsie, what do you want for Christmas this year?"

"A big wooly hat, a scarf, some gloves, a warm dressing gown, thermal underwear, a hot water bottle and a stool so I can reach the central heating thermostat".

01/09/21 12:58:57

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3152Willie Johnson

"What kind of cream did you put in Fluffy's bowl?"
"It said depilatory cream. Why do you ask?"

01/09/21 12:06:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 18732Stephen Bean

"This week on Embarrassing Bodies - The man with a penis shaped like a cat."

01/09/21 12:00:09

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4031Scrijjy Doo

"For this I will pee in your mouth while you sleep."

01/09/21 12:28:49

 1
What's the big deal? His wife does that already. --Willie Johnson
Mark England Vote score: 18987Mark England

"Stop hogging the blanket, I'm bloody freezing"

01/09/21 12:09:57

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8564Glyn Evans

"Oh, what big ears you have ET"
"All the better to hear your stupid comments with my dear"

01/09/21 12:06:08

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7450C CaMel

“Maybe stop the intermittent fasting now Dave?”

01/09/21 12:02:52

 
more photos from the captioning gallery