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The Wolf Vote score: 6985The Wolf

The royal family kindly request that you do not feed the pigeons outside Buckingham Palace...

26/08/19 12:04:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11541Vanessa the Guesser

"The changing guards at Buckingham Palace"

26/08/19 12:00:13

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It's so awkward when someone shows up wearing the same exact outfit. --Scrijjy Doo
The Wolf Vote score: 6985The Wolf

"Hi guys, thanks for volunteering to be photographed for caption me, please strip down to your underwear, put on your hats and sit in front of a washing machine. Now before we get started, we know you're all individuals and have your own identities, but for the purpose of this photograph and whilst on this site, you will all now be referred to, as Dave"

26/08/19 12:58:54

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Nice one Dave. --John Glover
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9435Mr Dome

Privates on parade

26/08/19 12:13:21

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Vivvy En Vote score: 5680Vivvy En

Daz army

26/08/19 12:17:19

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4426Karyn Harrison

🎵 You can leave your hats on ...

26/08/19 12:00:57

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Randy Newman. Nice. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9327Stephen Bean

It Ain't Half Hotpoint Mum

26/08/19 13:11:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9083Dave Bryan

''Right, lads, I'm afraid we have some unforeseen, logistical problems.''
''What do you mean, Sarge?''
''I've forgotten the pound coins.''

26/08/19 12:20:59

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Anon, that's priceless.:^) --Crunchy Chords
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4426Karyn Harrison

"I told you not to feed that onion bhaji to the Queen's horse Duncan!"

26/08/19 12:03:30

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

LaundroMATT BUSBY.

26/08/19 16:57:09

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3233Crunchy Chords
The royal family kindly request that you do not feed the pigeons outside Buckingham Palace...

26/08/19 15:42:05

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The Changing of the Garb is brilliant on its own, drop the rest :) --Michael Winner
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9083Dave Bryan

MOD cutbacks begin to take effect.

26/08/19 12:07:56

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

It must be cold sat in your bearskin

26/08/19 13:54:44

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4426Karyn Harrison

Pew, Pew, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb

26/08/19 12:02:26

 
Mike Walsh Vote score: 24Mike Walsh

There are 6 men but 13 feet.

26/08/19 22:50:05

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Ha ha, a vote for being nearly right. There's actually 7 men. To identify them in the most racial manner possible, by knee colour: White, white, white, brown, black, white, brown. This leads to the obvious conclusion: One of the Royal Guard is an... --James Lennox
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4462Lucky Elperro

Coldstream guards bemoan lack of privacy in the craphouse.

26/08/19 16:40:54

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3233Crunchy Chords

"We used to do this naked but got tired of the pink vests and pants."

26/08/19 15:01:03

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Wouldn't of had that with Scotchguard.

26/08/19 14:11:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9083Dave Bryan

''Why are you using liquid detergent?''

''So we can keep our powder dry.''

26/08/19 13:32:23

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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4426Karyn Harrison

The original Levi's 501 commercial featuring Nick Kamen was deemed too progressive for a 1980s audience.

26/08/19 12:52:46

 
General Zod Vote score: 3393General Zod

Her Majesty's Household chores Division

26/08/19 12:31:58

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2118Scrijjy Doo

The Oreo Cookie Elves

26/08/19 12:31:17

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20357John Glover

"I know that lady said she could do it quicker and cheaper, but she's been gone nine hours already."

26/08/19 12:29:28

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Bareskin hats.

26/08/19 12:01:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9327Stephen Bean

Indesit Exposure

26/08/19 12:00:05

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1382Willie Johnson

Wait, I think I see Eleanor Rigby's feet.

29/08/19 10:30:37

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Drying out between thunderstorms.

26/08/19 20:36:22

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Final Guard interview for employment.

26/08/19 19:59:12

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Soviet cosmonauts prepare for their next mission.

26/08/19 17:22:32

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Persil guarantees a uniform wash.

26/08/19 17:02:35

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10562Neil Mackenzie

Will Prince Andrew come clean about making love in a washing machine?

26/08/19 16:12:45

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Washing machines live longer with Col, Don (Ed, Barry...)

26/08/19 13:19:14

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

My bootiful laundrette

26/08/19 13:17:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8468Chris Keegan

"Fancy going out for a spin Dave?"

26/08/19 13:08:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9327Stephen Bean

They refused to go commando.

26/08/19 13:07:02

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

Well , obviously you can't put bare skin in the machine - duh!

26/08/19 12:57:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9327Stephen Bean

Bio wearfare

26/08/19 12:50:04

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2118Scrijjy Doo

Many don't know The Jackson 5 were actually British.

26/08/19 12:41:19

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2118Scrijjy Doo

Abbey Load

26/08/19 12:26:20

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1382Willie Johnson

What I'd like to know is how they get their pants off over those shoes.

26/08/19 12:24:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31470Tony Edwards

Queens Guard

26/08/19 12:12:55

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11541Vanessa the Guesser

Those egg stains take some shifting.

26/08/19 12:02:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9327Stephen Bean

My Bootfull Laundrette

26/08/19 12:00:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6985The Wolf

Trooping the Colours

26/08/19 12:00:07

 
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