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After blowing himself to pieces Mohammad enters paradise and meets the first of his promised 64 virgins.
05/05/22 21:36:28
So how did he do in today's election results?
05/05/22 20:44:57
I never thought I'd say this, but I miss those dungarees.
05/05/22 20:22:14
It's the 7 inch version.
05/05/22 20:07:13
''Come on, Eileen, you promised me the bra as well.''
05/05/22 20:00:42
Is that a pizza pouch down his pants?
05/05/22 20:04:28
Cum On Eileen
05/05/22 20:00:06
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but I’m looking the other way.
06/05/22 7:24:10
"I just totally 'dressed him with my eyes.'"
05/05/22 23:29:24
🎶 I'm too Dexy for my shirt 🎶
05/05/22 21:33:18
And so the C D album cover was born.
05/05/22 20:48:54
Kevin was like a rabbit in headlights, as his wife came home early
05/05/22 20:09:53
“Let’s get this straight, this is what she’s like.”
05/05/22 20:08:30
Vin Diesel admits he has had one or two unexpected side effects from the covid vaccine.
06/05/22 0:20:11
''Is that a 45 in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?''
05/05/22 20:37:20
Rowland's rat
05/05/22 20:09:30
...and that was the last time Kevin was allowed in the local charity shop.
05/05/22 20:08:56
Actually this photoshoot was meant for Kelly Rowland but when Kevin turned up, we hadn't the heart to refuse him!
05/05/22 20:01:50
Two pints of Lager and a Packet of Tights
05/05/22 21:33:49
Am glad it's his Beauty and he hasn't shown his Beast
05/05/22 20:59:22
Rishi Sunak suggested that actors, artists and musicians all re-train and find a new career after the lockdown.Who would have thought Kevin would become a catalogue model?
05/05/22 20:33:39
At this moment, Dave realised 3 things:1. He'd had too much to drink.2. "Kevin" is not a hip new girl's name.3. He'd left the stove on at home.
05/05/22 20:24:14
Clothes courtesy of Jimmy Savile Row
05/05/22 20:12:22
Stocking Aching and Waterman
05/05/22 20:08:00
He decided not to wear the feather boa as it may have been too much
05/05/22 20:02:24
Kevin is showing a bit of balls wearing that.
05/05/22 20:00:49
You in that dressMy thoughts (I confess)🎶Verge on dirtyOh, come on, Eileen🎶
05/05/22 20:00:22
