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After blowing himself to pieces Mohammad enters paradise and meets the first of his promised 64 virgins.
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Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6084Lucky Elperro

After blowing himself to pieces Mohammad enters paradise and meets the first of his promised 64 virgins.

05/05/22 21:36:28

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Chris Keegan Vote score: 11778Chris Keegan

So how did he do in today's election results?

05/05/22 20:44:57

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 7012Karyn Harrison

I never thought I'd say this, but I miss those dungarees.

05/05/22 20:22:14

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17185Dan Nicholls

It's the 7 inch version.

05/05/22 20:07:13

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Surely it's on minidics? --Mr Dome
Dave Bryan Vote score: 20726Dave Bryan

''Come on, Eileen, you promised me the bra as well.''

05/05/22 20:00:42

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 700Zak Toby1998

Is that a pizza pouch down his pants?

05/05/22 20:04:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17570Vanessa the Guesser

Cum On Eileen

05/05/22 20:00:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13064Neil Mackenzie

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but I’m looking the other way.

06/05/22 7:24:10

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7698Greg Curtis

"I just totally 'dressed him with my eyes.'"

05/05/22 23:29:24

 
Al Overy Vote score: 11700Al Overy

🎶 I'm too Dexy for my shirt 🎶

05/05/22 21:33:18

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 11778Chris Keegan

And so the C D album cover was born.

05/05/22 20:48:54

 
Leeds Baggie Vote score: 50Leeds Baggie

Kevin was like a rabbit in headlights, as his wife came home early

05/05/22 20:09:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28245Ian Skelding

“Let’s get this straight, this is what she’s like.”

05/05/22 20:08:30

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Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6084Lucky Elperro

Vin Diesel admits he has had one or two unexpected
side effects from the covid vaccine.

06/05/22 0:20:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 20726Dave Bryan

''Is that a 45 in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?''

05/05/22 20:37:20

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17185Dan Nicholls

Rowland's rat

05/05/22 20:09:30

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17185Dan Nicholls

...and that was the last time Kevin was allowed in the local charity shop.

05/05/22 20:08:56

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1817alexandra ball

Actually this photoshoot was meant for Kelly Rowland but when Kevin turned up, we hadn't the heart to refuse him!

05/05/22 20:01:50

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9646Glyn Evans

Two pints of Lager and a Packet of Tights

05/05/22 21:33:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13808Mr Dome

Am glad it's his Beauty and he hasn't shown his Beast

05/05/22 20:59:22

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 700Zak Toby1998

Rishi Sunak suggested that actors, artists and musicians all re-train and find a new career after the lockdown.
Who would have thought Kevin would become a catalogue model?

05/05/22 20:33:39

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11215James Lennox

At this moment, Dave realised 3 things:
1. He'd had too much to drink.
2. "Kevin" is not a hip new girl's name.
3. He'd left the stove on at home.

05/05/22 20:24:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17570Vanessa the Guesser

Clothes courtesy of Jimmy Savile Row

05/05/22 20:12:22

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17185Dan Nicholls

Stocking Aching and Waterman

05/05/22 20:08:00

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Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 700Zak Toby1998

He decided not to wear the feather boa as it may have been too much

05/05/22 20:02:24

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 700Zak Toby1998

Kevin is showing a bit of balls wearing that.

05/05/22 20:00:49

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 700Zak Toby1998

You in that dress
My thoughts (I confess)
🎶Verge on dirty
Oh, come on, Eileen🎶

05/05/22 20:00:22

 
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