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Kentucky Pride Chicken
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Leroy Brown Vote score: 8087Leroy Brown

Kentucky Pride Chicken

07/06/22 19:12:09

Dave Bryan Vote score: 23567Dave Bryan

''If I've broken the bird flu rules, I sincerely apologise. I didn't realise it was a party. I always dress like this when I'm working in the farmyard. I now want to draw a line under everything and move on. It's time to get back to the serious business of egg laying. That's what the public wants me to do and that's what I'm going to do.''

07/06/22 19:53:08

Ryan F Vote score: 293Ryan F

"I Identify as a peacock"

07/06/22 22:32:59

Vivvy En Vote score: 10708Vivvy En

"Cluck, cluuck, CLUCKKKK, cluck, cluckety ccccluck?"

Google translation: Does my bum look big in this?

07/06/22 19:32:37

Craig Eddsenior Vote score: 1964Craig Eddsenior

If you think this is funny, wait until you see my cock!

07/06/22 19:04:47

Karyn Harrison Vote score: 7219Karyn Harrison

Very chic!

07/06/22 19:24:24

Al Overy Vote score: 14137Al Overy

Cockatutu

07/06/22 19:24:08

Mandy Tate Mandy Tate

Very chic

08/06/22 4:52:18

For those who vote later on, I recommend switching the view to "latest" and scrolling up from the bottom. This prevents votes going to dupes instead of the original.Also, everyone who voted for this caption should give 20:24:24 a vot... --James Lennox
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13864Neil Mackenzie

And the Farmer wondered why he’s not getting any eggs.

07/06/22 19:22:11

Leroy Brown Vote score: 8087Leroy Brown

Cock Tease

07/06/22 19:01:51

Chris Keegan Vote score: 12573Chris Keegan

"Excuse me, where's the Hen Party??"

07/06/22 20:51:42

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 6094Scrijjy Doo

Pride goeth before a fowl.

07/06/22 19:03:26

Craig Eddsenior Vote score: 1964Craig Eddsenior

Cock tail dress

07/06/22 19:00:12

Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1425Charles Gilbert

Cock-a-doodle-don't!

08/06/22 0:01:21

Dave Bryan Vote score: 23567Dave Bryan

''Can you Captioneers help me? I'm looking for corn.''

07/06/22 19:11:22

Al Overy Vote score: 14137Al Overy

Lesbihen

07/06/22 19:00:08

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 6094Scrijjy Doo

It's Rainin' Hen

07/06/22 19:58:33

John  Glover Vote score: 22791John Glover

You should see him performing with his Cape on.

07/06/22 19:50:26

Karyn Harrison Vote score: 7219Karyn Harrison

"I don't mind posing for Farmer's Weekly, but I draw the line at catwalk modelling."

07/06/22 19:32:50

Ian Skelding Vote score: 29474Ian Skelding

Specktrum

07/06/22 19:21:57

Stephen Bean Vote score: 27034Stephen Bean

♪ Somewhere ova the rainbow ♪

07/06/22 19:17:35

James Lennox Vote score: 12568James Lennox

Never feed clowns to your chicken.

07/06/22 19:14:19

Tony S Vote score: 6130Tony S

Ahhhhh she's gay no wonder I couldn't pullet.

07/06/22 19:05:09

Dave Bryan Vote score: 23567Dave Bryan

''I may be no spring chicken but I'm still hoping to get laid tonight.''

07/06/22 19:01:15

Craig Eddsenior Vote score: 1964Craig Eddsenior

Ready for her hen party.

07/06/22 19:00:27

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