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And I thought my wife cost a fortune to shoe.
15/11/23 20:24:38
"Don't eat it, Snow!"Following on from her previous misfortunes, Snow White was accompanied by at least three undercover dwarves wherever she went.
15/11/23 20:34:43, edited: 15/11/23 21:49:43
What happens in Glasgow, stays in Glasgow.
15/11/23 20:03:45
"Stop running around with no shoes on Gladys, that's four pairs of tights you've ruined on the trot."
15/11/23 21:53:59, edited: 15/11/23 22:01:22
“When I said leggy brunette…”
15/11/23 20:59:27
A Horse With No Mane
15/11/23 23:23:31
"Er, it's me at the back. Can someone tell me which pantomime we are in."
15/11/23 21:40:51
“Two tickets for Jason and the Argonauts please.”
15/11/23 21:17:44
“How big is your horse?”“8 foot”
15/11/23 20:15:05
"Does my bum look big in this?"
15/11/23 21:00:17
What has 8 legs, hides under a sheet and gets me disgusted looks when I touch it?
15/11/23 20:50:09
Dobbin for Apples.
15/11/23 20:21:07
Muff-in the Mule
15/11/23 20:17:43
And so it came to pass that the term 'rug muncher' was born.
15/11/23 20:09:08
Edna has a little surprise for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
15/11/23 20:07:02
Back Beauties
15/11/23 20:06:10