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The peacock repeatedly told her to keep off the grass until he was blue in the face
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Mr Dome  Vote score: 11851Mr Dome

The peacock repeatedly told her to keep off the grass until he was blue in the face

01/06/21 8:18:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15120Dave Bryan

The Princess and the Peacock

01/06/21 8:07:37

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

It started with glitter canons and has now escalated to this. It's time to put a stop to baby gender reveal parties.

01/06/21 8:11:50

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5940Karyn Harrison

"Get a plume!"

01/06/21 8:08:15

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7779Vivvy En

'Blimey, I've still got it!' thought Peaky proudly. 'First time I've pulled a swan.'

01/06/21 8:39:53

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

The Big Garden Birdwatch 2021 produced some extraordinary results...

01/06/21 8:02:22

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

It was around this point that I stopped playing Mortal Kombat.

01/06/21 12:23:06

 
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

"I don't mind the fine displaying it does, lovely to see, but I can't stand that horrible loud squawking noise it makes every morning."

"I know what you mean, and she's scaring the peacocks."

01/06/21 9:32:25

 
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

Luckily she spotted the boulder securing the rope that ran up over the tree branch attached to the anvil left by Wile e Coyote to drop on the road runner.

01/06/21 8:31:30

 
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

The Cluedo inspector said it was Mr Peacock in the ballroom dancer with a charge of gross indecency.

01/06/21 8:19:32

 
Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

"In my career, I've danced with many pea cocks. On the other hand, I've performed with many large men too, we used to call Nureyev 'Aubergine Cock'"

01/06/21 8:34:11

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She's about to see why it's called a pee cock. --Willie Johnson
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Auditions are underway for the ladies and gents toilet door signs at the next Trump Hotel.

01/06/21 8:19:52

 
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

He is a big Strictly fan.

01/06/21 8:12:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16907Stephen Bean

"I'm getting used to a live audience again with lots of eyes looking at me."

01/06/21 8:10:58

 
John Beith Vote score: 164John Beith

Some fancy footwork from the big bird...and the peacock too.

01/06/21 8:08:38

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8303Hercules Rockefeller

"Could somebody please go gather that lovely bird for lunch?"

01/06/21 8:07:22

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 430Nina Dutton

Black eyed peacock and Spandex ballet perform together for the first time.

01/06/21 8:06:29

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8611James Lennox

Creationists present their two best arguments as to why Darwin was wrong.

01/06/21 8:02:55

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8303Hercules Rockefeller

Tryouts are underway for the new NBC mascot.

01/06/21 8:01:48

 
Prakash  Selvam Prakash Selvam

She must follow her trainer's guidance.

04/06/21 14:59:42

 
Pip Rae Vote score: 21Pip Rae

So who is the vain one?

01/06/21 17:31:54

 
Ryan French Vote score: 100Ryan French

Humans are like peacocks always seeking attention.

01/06/21 13:07:30

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21659John Glover

Having sprinkled fairy dust over Ivenka trump, it quickly revealed her personality.
Unfortunately we cannot show the results on Donald Trump, it's a rather pornographic, ugly prick.

01/06/21 13:02:41

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

This is why you should never hire a contemporary arts company to do your landscaping.

01/06/21 12:25:38

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

Everyone's celebrating C CaMel's caption win for the month of May. The world rejoices.

01/06/21 9:26:57

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16907Stephen Bean

Dance of the Sugar Plumage Fairy

01/06/21 8:23:45

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8080Glyn Evans

"Black Swan!? You're not a Swan. That's animal appropriation right there"

01/06/21 8:23:17

 
John Beith Vote score: 164John Beith

Looks like hey have cocked up that dance routine.

01/06/21 8:21:53

 
John Beith Vote score: 164John Beith

The Greatest Dancer struggles to come up with new contestants.

01/06/21 8:12:46

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

"What on earth are you doing, lady?"

"Dancing the Nutcracker!"

"Tzaikovsky?"

"Bless you! Hay fever?"

01/06/21 8:11:42

 
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

"So if I turn round and see you moving you have to go back to the start."

Ok let's start .... what's the time Mr wolf?"

01/06/21 8:11:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

"Thanks for standing in for the Swan."

01/06/21 8:08:17

 
Molly R Vote score: 2893Molly R

"See, you have to use a colour which contrasts with the background."

01/06/21 8:04:41

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

Peacock - "Show off!"

01/06/21 8:03:49

 
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