C CaMel
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caption votes given since joining: 4,035
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Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.' 22/07/18 8:45:58 |
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Do you mean Horrorscope? --Dave Bryan
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I've never finished a diet either. 11/06/19 20:00:49 |
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Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :) --The Wolf
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"The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed" 11/05/18 17:23:33 |
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Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D --C CaMel
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04/11/21 8:08:24 |
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C CaMel has very kindly donated his November cash prize back to caption.me and suggested we run a Christmas bonus prize for the 2021 “one that got away.”So, please --Chris Beach
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The Statue of David is now in Florence. 21/04/20 8:04:16 |
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Allow 12 hours to fully charge. 20/04/20 12:03:20 |
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12/11/12 12:07:39 |
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13/08/19 20:43:44 |
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'live from the paper plane crash, as it unfolds.' 19/01/19 20:19:53 |
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11/03/21 12:10:27 |
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I don't mind really, was just making mischief. Was hoping you'd offer to upgrade your vote to a "clever" to keep it as "r". 🙃 --Troompa Loompa
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28/04/21 20:37:01 |
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Congrats, C CaMel! Order something nice for yourself online! But, maybe don't use FedEx for the shipping....:^)-Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
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"Attention, this vehicle is versing!" 22/09/17 20:24:42 |
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Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more! --C CaMel
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'I'll have the salad, I've been eating shit lately' 22/10/16 20:04:29 |
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lol man --sandeep chahal
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"Sausage and egg McMuffin, no egg, and no muffin." 28/11/20 8:32:51 |
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This is similar to what I ask for but they don't seem to understand what I mean when I say "Can you hold the sausage?" --Karyn Harrison
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28/06/19 8:21:50 |
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"I can hardly walk in these eels!" 01/06/18 8:09:09 |
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“If he could see how loved his work is now Vincent would be grinning from ear to bandage.” 20/01/22 20:55:13 |
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“Have you had a haircut that wasn’t your fault?” 04/01/22 12:00:49 |
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"Guys I've got this brilliant idea, it's called The Dead Michael Palin Sketch." 14/04/20 8:51:39 |
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At least it's being appreciated now, Anon. Always look on the bright side of life. --Dave Bryan
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06/01/19 16:11:04 |
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13/05/18 20:09:48 |
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Shortly after she started going downhill fast 17/10/16 13:50:48 |
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What a refreshing moment....A captioneer That votes as well as submitting captions, is topping the top ten xxx You get my vote for fair play xxxx --Andrea Hickling
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12/11/12 12:04:44 |
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28/02/22 12:02:10 |
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06/02/22 11:30:38 |
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“There must be another door, after the hand dryer goes off there’s no one in there…” 11/01/22 13:10:13 |
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And they've pissed all over the floor! --Mark Wilson
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“We need new mugs, there’s a little nick in this one.” 15/12/21 8:25:37 |
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"Tickets were twenty quid each but let's party like it's £19.99" 19/11/20 12:43:50 |
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That's a Princely sum. --Karyn Harrison
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18/09/20 11:06:49 |
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"Sorry for squinting, sons in my eyes." 03/07/20 20:05:12 |
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"I'm not really a big drinker." 13/08/18 20:13:54 |
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I think we need more understatement at this site: YOURS is a wonderful example, (and very dry). --Greg Curtis
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“So how much of the house is yours following the divorce?” 23/11/21 8:12:35 |
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Break it to him gently that his husband owns the recycling bin as well. He can stay there for the time being until he can find somewhere better. --Glyn Evans
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"I don't think Nan has much confidence in your crossbow skills " 23/06/21 12:10:23 |
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It's not so much the crossbow as he's cross-eyed. --Willie Johnson
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09/04/20 9:34:32 |
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02/04/20 20:09:44 |
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She refused to let her weave past 24/02/18 12:22:20 |
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29/09/17 20:02:17 |
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Perhaps he's too hoarse. --John Glover
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16/11/16 21:37:18 |
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Good caption but what about 'Scribbling Rivalry' ? --Smuldo
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“No wonder his cheeks are red.” 06/12/21 8:45:57 |
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‘Your breath smells like nuts.’ 24/11/21 12:02:02 |
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17/11/21 23:09:31 |
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When I were a lad we went through the mangle. 19/10/21 14:01:45 |
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09/05/20 9:33:14 |
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"I can't see you wearing that." 16/06/19 22:13:13 |
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19/12/12 13:11:47 |
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22/11/21 8:29:24 |
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“You may have a sore arm for a few days madam, and so will I.” 14/10/21 8:19:21 |
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30/10/20 8:11:00 |
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I preferred your simpler version :) --Vivvy En
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08/05/20 8:14:31 |
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01/05/20 8:04:09 |
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With the website down I ventured outside, it's not for me. 05/01/19 16:15:37 |
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25/08/18 9:22:02 |
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After the accident he was disfigured 23/07/18 8:04:18 |
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I phoned the council and gave them a piece of my mind. 01/11/17 8:12:13 |
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17/10/17 20:12:01 |
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“So how’s the HRT going Sandra?” 11/11/21 8:44:36 |
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"two things I can never sleep with." 04/02/21 16:42:23 |
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Experienced idiot seeks village. 12/11/20 11:52:02 |
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"Coughing into your elbow is so last season." 11/04/20 8:15:21 |
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"Bloody vandals, no wonder ticket sales are down at the farts centre." 05/02/20 20:51:21 |
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Abandoned by a failed magician. 03/09/18 13:48:37 |
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08/08/17 12:11:29 |
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28/07/17 22:53:24 |
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04/05/17 12:13:43 |
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Just some pictures from my trip Thu 12:04:29 |
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“Maybe we should get a taller decorator next time?” 12/04/22 8:05:05 |
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Call me old fashioned but I preferred the old BBC test card. 22/11/21 12:31:18 |
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18/11/21 12:03:29 |
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"I still see them on the weekends and help them with their writing." 25/06/21 8:05:36 |
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"I get it washed then some unicorn shits all over it!" 11/01/21 9:04:20 |
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24/05/20 20:33:59 |
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"Okay, who left the red sock in the sheep dip?" 02/10/19 8:25:19 |
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27/09/19 8:12:44 |
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07/07/19 20:53:13 |
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This sign was funded by the Dyslexic Atheist Society. 05/09/18 17:13:28 |
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25/02/18 20:01:00 |
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No but he tried. --Barrie Bullock
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"Hi Janet, Steve's had an accident at work, can you pop in to collect his watch." 20/02/18 14:49:31 |
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10/11/17 20:08:13 |
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Moments later he was struck by a Fiesta 06/09/17 20:52:35 |
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So brilliant. --Karen Oakenfull
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"I'm leaving you, and I'm keeping the ring!" 22/09/16 17:31:26 |
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12/09/16 20:58:57 |
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16/05/15 22:59:58 |
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08/01/13 8:08:06 |
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'No one puts Tabby in the korma' 22/09/13 20:45:25 |
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13/11/12 8:29:57 |
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"Don't mess with me, I know Fon-Du!" 12/11/12 8:19:39 |
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22/06/22 12:03:55 |
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“My dad works in special effects but I don’t see him anymore.” 17/01/22 8:04:11 |
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“It’s expensive but we all have to make sacrifices.” 12/10/21 12:05:29 |
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01/07/21 13:55:44 |
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"Grandad was in the army but he never talked about it." 24/06/21 8:14:27 |
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When I asked them to leave the hot tub I suddenly felt incredibly shallow. 13/04/21 12:22:36 |
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"So Dave, what were you left with after the divorce?" 09/12/20 11:03:52 |
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20/11/20 6:27:36 |
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07/10/20 8:25:36 |
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03/09/20 12:14:18 |
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Is her name Paige? --Troompa Loompa
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16/04/20 21:55:38 |
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02/04/20 8:30:16 |
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I stood there wondering what the sign meant, and then it hit me. 26/09/19 20:09:04 |
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The signs are bad around here. --Dave Bryan
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15/09/19 20:01:17 |
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Don’t rub it in, maybe her phone battery has died? She will call me.
5:15pm
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Lord Lucan(left) before he went underground. [C CaMel]
That's an excuse. They didn't have phone batteries in 1974. They didn't even have mobiles for another five years. So yes, her phone battery had most likely died considering that she didn't have one.
Unless you met later?
11:54pm
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Lord Lucan(left) before he went underground. [C CaMel]
Lol
7:44am
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Lord Lucan(left) before he went underground. [C CaMel]
He who smelt it dealt it;
He who made the bubble caused the trouble
1:17pm
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“I know you can smell one part in a million so I’d like to apologise.” [C CaMel]
If you hire a wetsuit it’s customary to leave a deposit.
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“I know you can smell one part in a million so I’d like to apologise.” [C CaMel]
He who made the gas should blow it out their ass.
On second thought....
8:01pm
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“I know you can smell one part in a million so I’d like to apologise.” [C CaMel]
Lol, as a breaking wind hobbyist I shall use these comments, at a push.
9:30am
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“I know you can smell one part in a million so I’d like to apologise.” [C CaMel]
And they've pissed all over the floor!
1:57pm
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“There must be another door, after the hand dryer goes off there’s no one in there…” [C CaMel]
Lol!
2:01pm
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“There must be another door, after the hand dryer goes off there’s no one in there…” [C CaMel]
Snow one in there. Water you going to do. That's why they call it a portal potty.
7:22pm
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“There must be another door, after the hand dryer goes off there’s no one in there…” [C CaMel]