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| Captions | 58 | 49 | 153 | #1 | 50 | 157 | #3 | 7112 | 12318 | #21 |
| Photos | 3 | #8 | 3 | #8 | 9 | 22 | #16 | |||
| Comments | 9 | 1 | 8 | 4 | #8 | 167 | 270 | #27 | ||
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Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.' 22/07/18 7:45:58 |
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Do you mean Horrorscope? --Dave Bryan
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I've never finished a diet either. 11/06/19 19:00:49 |
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Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :) --The Wolf
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"The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed" 11/05/18 16:23:33 |
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Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D --C CaMel
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04/11/21 8:08:24 |
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C CaMel has very kindly donated his November cash prize back to caption.me and suggested we run a Christmas bonus prize for the 2021 “one that got away.”So, please --Chris Beach
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15/07/23 7:13:59 |
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The Statue of David is now in Florence. 21/04/20 7:04:16 |
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Allow 12 hours to fully charge. 20/04/20 11:03:20 |
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12/11/12 12:07:39 |
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“When you switched off her life support but she pulls through and finds out.” 26/11/23 8:01:55 |
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13/08/19 19:43:44 |
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'live from the paper plane crash, as it unfolds.' 19/01/19 20:19:53 |
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23/10/23 11:02:35 |
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“Can you believe it, 9 life sentences.” 05/09/23 11:01:16 |
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11/03/21 12:10:27 |
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I don't mind really, was just making mischief. Was hoping you'd offer to upgrade your vote to a "clever" to keep it as "r". 🙃 --Troompa Loompa
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“We do rotating shifts at the car wash.” 10/03/23 8:13:39 |
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28/04/21 19:37:01 |
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Congrats, C CaMel! Order something nice for yourself online! But, maybe don't use FedEx for the shipping....:^)-Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
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"Attention, this vehicle is versing!" 22/09/17 19:24:42 |
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Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more! --C CaMel
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'I'll have the salad, I've been eating shit lately' 22/10/16 19:04:29 |
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lol man --sandeep chahal
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“Guys, when I said put me down….” Sat 8:05:30 |
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When your parents run the scout group. 30/10/23 8:10:48 |
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Global warming blamed for cancellation of Disney on Ice. 21/08/23 12:00:24 |
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Everyone knows that Global Warming will happen one day because Mickey will loose control of those bucket carrying brooms again. However it won't be a flooded castle basement this time. --Glyn Evans
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It’s a nightmare when they fall out. 03/02/23 8:26:01 |
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"Sausage and egg McMuffin, no egg, and no muffin." 28/11/20 8:32:51 |
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This is similar to what I ask for but they don't seem to understand what I mean when I say "Can you hold the sausage?" --Karyn Harrison
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28/06/19 7:21:50 |
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"I can hardly walk in these eels!" 01/06/18 7:09:09 |
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Experienced idiot seeks village. 16/11/23 12:23:53 |
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Don't tell anybody, but I only use the same 26 letters to write my captions. No other letters, just a different order. --Willie Johnson
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“Our Amazon driver has left your ‘Self Inflato-Mary’ in a hidden location outside your property.” 28/07/23 7:08:15 |
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“Were there any signs your 4 year old was planning to run away?” 30/03/23 11:18:22, edited: 30/03/23 11:26:32 |
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“If he could see how loved his work is now Vincent would be grinning from ear to bandage.” 20/01/22 20:55:13 |
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“Have you had a haircut that wasn’t your fault?” 04/01/22 12:00:49 |
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"Guys I've got this brilliant idea, it's called The Dead Michael Palin Sketch." 14/04/20 7:51:39 |
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At least it's being appreciated now, Anon. Always look on the bright side of life. --Dave Bryan
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06/01/19 16:11:04 |
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13/05/18 19:09:48 |
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Shortly after she started going downhill fast 17/10/16 12:50:48 |
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What a refreshing moment....A captioneer That votes as well as submitting captions, is topping the top ten xxx You get my vote for fair play xxxx --Andrea Hickling
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12/11/12 12:04:44 |
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“We also do a pigeon but that’s more of a carrier bag.” 30/06/23 19:20:20 |
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And a vulture for carry-on luggage. --James Lennox
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28/02/22 12:02:10 |
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06/02/22 11:30:38 |
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“There must be another door, after the hand dryer goes off there’s no one in there…” 11/01/22 13:10:13 |
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And they've pissed all over the floor! --Mark Wilson
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“We need new mugs, there’s a little nick in this one.” 15/12/21 8:25:37 |
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"Tickets were twenty quid each but let's party like it's £19.99" 19/11/20 12:43:50 |
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That's a Princely sum. --Karyn Harrison
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18/09/20 10:06:49 |
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"Sorry for squinting, sons in my eyes." 03/07/20 19:05:12 |
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"I'm not really a big drinker." 13/08/18 19:13:54 |
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I think we need more understatement at this site: YOURS is a wonderful example, (and very dry). --Greg Curtis
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“Bumping into your parents on holiday is bad enough…” Mon 8:03:22 |
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29/11/23 12:04:58 |
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When you’re 37 minutes into your new diet and already hallucinating. 26/11/23 20:07:03 |
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“Name two things you couldn’t get when you were 16.” 24/11/23 20:25:44 |
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06/08/23 7:01:56 |
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Her body was discovered in a Subway. 13/12/22 22:49:05 |
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“So how much of the house is yours following the divorce?” 23/11/21 8:12:35 |
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Break it to him gently that his husband owns the recycling bin as well. He can stay there for the time being until he can find somewhere better. --Glyn Evans
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"I don't think Nan has much confidence in your crossbow skills " 23/06/21 11:10:23 |
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It's not so much the crossbow as he's cross-eyed. --Willie Johnson
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09/04/20 8:34:32 |
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02/04/20 19:09:44 |
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She refused to let her weave past 24/02/18 12:22:20 |
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29/09/17 19:02:17 |
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Perhaps he's too hoarse. --John Glover
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16/11/16 21:37:18 |
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Good caption but what about 'Scribbling Rivalry' ? --Smuldo
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Mon 12:00:26 |
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10/10/23 11:05:00 |
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17/09/23 7:06:22 |
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Cool bit of wordplay this. Nice one. :) --The Wolf
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24/08/23 11:53:23 |
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Glazer: It’ll be £100 but you’ll need a special coating which will be £350. 25/05/23 19:07:05 |
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‘Although there was some blood the paramedics found a strong pulse.’ 14/04/23 19:48:56 |
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27/03/23 7:01:39 |
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Please give up your seat for middle age passengers. 26/03/23 11:30:26 |
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23/02/23 8:01:19 |
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Gardeners of the galaxy? --KimJong Pun
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“One Sausage and Egg McMuffin, no egg, no muffin.” 14/10/22 11:04:43 |
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In the interest of "honesty" I should say that this is an old vote of mine I've reused here. --Willie Johnson
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“No wonder his cheeks are red.” 06/12/21 8:45:57 |
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‘Your breath smells like nuts.’ 24/11/21 12:02:02 |
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17/11/21 23:09:31 |
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When I were a lad we went through the mangle. 19/10/21 13:01:45 |
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09/05/20 8:33:14 |
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"I can't see you wearing that." 16/06/19 21:13:13 |
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19/12/12 13:11:47 |
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“Del I told you if we park the van here we’ll be charged.” 22/10/23 8:03:06 |
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24/09/23 19:17:15 |
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“I need another pint, my urine is on the dark side.” 28/03/23 11:00:50 |
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16/12/22 12:05:58 |
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Accepted --Glyn Evans
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22/11/21 8:29:24 |
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“You may have a sore arm for a few days madam, and so will I.” 14/10/21 7:19:21 |
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30/10/20 8:11:00 |
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I preferred your simpler version :) --Vivvy En
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08/05/20 7:14:31 |
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01/05/20 7:04:09 |
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With the website down I ventured outside, it's not for me. 05/01/19 16:15:37 |
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25/08/18 8:22:02 |
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After the accident he was disfigured 23/07/18 7:04:18 |
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I phoned the council and gave them a piece of my mind. 01/11/17 8:12:13 |
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17/10/17 19:12:01 |
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Sun 20:07:50 |
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“Having been sacked by the Suez Canal Shipping Company I took a job on the buses.” 08/11/23 12:02:19, edited: 08/11/23 16:29:23 |
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Tip of the cap-tion. --Willie Johnson
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“Doctor, a bee has stung him in the worst place!” 11/10/23 11:36:29 |
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“You’re not dying Fred, it’s your Wife flashing before your eyes.” 30/07/23 7:39:34 |
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10/07/23 7:08:57 |
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“What about the smell?” 08/03/23 9:00:09 |
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“So how’s the HRT going Sandra?” 11/11/21 8:44:36 |
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"two things I can never sleep with." 04/02/21 16:42:23 |
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Experienced idiot seeks village. 12/11/20 11:52:02 |
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"Coughing into your elbow is so last season." 11/04/20 7:15:21 |
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"Bloody vandals, no wonder ticket sales are down at the farts centre." 05/02/20 20:51:21 |
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Abandoned by a failed magician. 03/09/18 12:48:37 |
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Must be a giant sheet of glass!!
1:47pm
comment on caption:
Experienced idiot seeks village. [C CaMel]
I keep my Gulliver ones frozen
1:49pm
comment on caption:
Experienced idiot seeks village. [C CaMel]
Sadly, Lilliput mine in the bin.
1:54pm
comment on caption:
Experienced idiot seeks village. [C CaMel]
All of my captions will be recycled by 2030, apologies in advance.
2:16pm
comment on caption:
Experienced idiot seeks village. [C CaMel]
Cap Auth, I'd hate to see anything happen to you. However, if you did happen to die within the next few years would you mind if I used your caption next time there's a photo of a man knitting in a field full of sheep?
Yours expectantly,
Another Anon.
2:16pm
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Experienced idiot seeks village. [C CaMel]
I try not to recycle mine but I'm relatively new.
What I have been sitting on like a big spider protecting an egg is a caption for a picture of Jesus Toast. When that comes along, internet will break.
2:20pm
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Experienced idiot seeks village. [C CaMel]
Why of course, my kids won’t want it.
2:28pm
comment on caption:
Experienced idiot seeks village. [C CaMel]
Don't tell anybody, but I only use the same 26 letters to write my captions. No other letters, just a different order.
4:34pm
comment on caption:
Experienced idiot seeks village. [C CaMel]
Lol
4:41pm
comment on caption:
Experienced idiot seeks village. [C CaMel]
Nice one 😊
8:36pm
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When you’re 37 minutes into your new diet and already hallucinating. [C CaMel]